Persephone is my Queen

I read all of Lore Olympus in two days and now I'm obsessed so here I am...

[incorrect-au-master]

YES QUEEN! SLAY!!! <3

[stingrayextraordinaire]

Hades: Sorry for the mess.

Persephone: What? This place is spotless.

Hades: I meant me. I’m the mess.

[persephone411]

Any kind of Hades x Persephone content: Exists

[solitairelistening]

most of the Greek Goddesses: i’m married to an idiot (derogatory)

Ariadne about Dionysus & Persephone about Hades: i’m married to an idiot (affectionate)

[persephoneflowerpetals]

Hades: You are one cute tomato, my little dumpling! My little cupcake! My little lambchop!

Persephone: Oh, Hades! That makes me so -

Hades: Amorous? Let’s kiss~

Persephone: No, hungry. Let’s eat!

[persephoneflowerpetals]

Hades: *trying to come up with an evil scheme on his chess board table thingy with his figurines*

Melinoe: *sitting under the table playing with some figures she stole*

Hermes: *zips into the room with a scroll in hand* Special delivery for the Lord of the Dead!

Melinoe: *pops out from underneath the table* Daddy! That’s you!

Hades: *smiles* Thanks, Mel.

[withlovefromolympus]

Thanatos: why is Hades crying on the floor?

Hecate: he’s drunk

Thanatos: and?

Hecate: he saw a picture of Persephone's husband

Thanatos: but he’s Persephone's husband

Hecate: yeah, i fucking know

[echo-stimmingrose]

Persephone: Hades! Hermes and Thanatos are fighting again!

Hades: *groans like the tired father he is* Not again.

Hades: Every week they do this! Why do I have to handle it? When did they become my children?

Persephone: *amused*

Hades: At least the other children are behaving, right?

Melinoe: *about to cause chaos with the new magic Hecate taught her* Yes, of course.

Zagreus: *learning how to blood bend* We're always behaving.

[incorrect-lore-olympus-quotes]

Literally anyone: Listen here, pretty boy-

Eros: You think I’m pretty?

Literally anyone: It’s an INSULT, idiot.

Eros: You think being pretty is an insult? Oh honey, who hurt you?

[havendance]

Remembering the one Hades and Persephone fanfic retelling I read where the author had clearly never eaten a pomegranate in their life and just had the character in the Persephone role take a bite out of the side like an apple

[ineffable-writer]

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[incorrect-lore-olympus-quotes]

Persephone: Fight me!  Apollo: Ha, look at your size! What are you gonna do, kick my ankle?  *Later*  Hermes: Why is Apollo crying?  Persephone: I kicked him really hard on the ankle.

[incorrect-lore-olympus-quotes]

Hades: [Trying to cuddle Persephone but keeps getting ignored]

Hades: This is supposed to be a cuddle, not a struggle snuggle! LET IT HAPPEN!

Persephone [blushing]: I AM TRYING TO WORK!

Hades [climbing onto Persephone's desk] : I DONT CARE!

[incorrect-lore-olympus-quotes]

Hades: I can’t move. Persephone fell asleep on me.

Zeus: Just move het off.

Hades: [Quiet enraged and offended noises]

[karmicreditplan]

[incorrect-au-master]

Status report.

Persephone: *after explaining the Leuce incident*

Amphitrite: so you really filled her house with farm animals?

Persephone: yeah! Then i said: “since you were being a homewerecker, i thought i could wreck your home”

Hera: smart AND menazing! I almost feel proud!

Hera: still, i would’ve turned that tramp into a tree and plant it near a lumbers village if i were you.

Persephone: oh Hera, there was no need to go that far. She didn’t get do anything with Hades after all!

Persephone: still… Elysium could use some decoration though…

[pnfoutofcontext]

[nene10-01-deactivated20230806]

I missed a lot of things lately, didn’t I?