Tale of a Future Hokage

Naruto Uzumaki here, dattebayo! I like ramen, my friends and my dream is to become the best Hokage there ever was! 16. Single. ((Indie Naruto rp blog. Feel free to drop an ask or reply to an open starter!))

[coconte]

Imagine Orochimaru eating you out with that tongue 👀

[undyingbond]

"THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED TO WAKE UP TO!"

[undyingbond]

"...It's been so long since I left for that mission. I'm back now but I have a confession to make, Ichiraku-ramen-chan. I...cheated on you while I was away."

[undyingbond]

I’ve actually been thinking of reviving this muse for a while….

Out of curiosity, does anybody even remember who I am?

[undyingbond]

OH DEAR RAMEN I LAST UPDATED ON HALLOWEEN HOW DID THIS HAPPEN

ERM

does anybody want to rp with this unreliable roleplayer?

[undyingbond]

I've actually been thinking of reviving this muse for a while....

Out of curiosity, does anybody even remember who I am?

[uzushiio-deactivated20241206]

"There’s ghosts everywhere, dattebane!"

[undyingbond]

"G-G-G-G-GHOSTS?! WHERE?!"

[uzushiio-deactivated20241206]

Uzushiio's follow forever!

A-E

asumas-gaiden  akira-ttebane  amai-viola chattykazekage crimsonbellator etherealpurity

F-J  fuzzybrowss gentlematriarch  irukas  K-O kushimaki kuro-kyuubi kuramas9tails lunainsanguinata masked-menma medicalhime naru-ttebayokun naru-uzumaki okasho-sakura

P-T  purtyboi super-pervy-sage sordidsensory sumizome92 senkoh spiritwithinthesand sukoshi-akaiito thehinatafuckinghyuga theorenjihokage thousandbirds the-kyuubi-brat

U-Z uzumakihime uchiha-oyaji undyingbond vermilionstains yondaimeflash

This is my [horrible] follow forever! I don’t talk to most of these people, I just stalk and enjoy them from afar. Sobs forever. No matter, all of these people are amazing and they deserve to be followed - I promise you, you won’t be disappointed. To the people I actually do talk to - thank you. For keeping up with my horrible writing and portrayal of my muse. For listening to some of the crazy shit I just blurt out every now and then. For being so wonderful and for putting a smile on my face every time I see you on my dash or talk to you. Thank you!

[undyingbond]

Who wants a munday pic with a slightly demented expression?

No one? Cut it is~

[persephoneslesbians]

Texting meme

Send ✆ for a morning text

Send ✉ for a text that wasn’t sent

Send ☎ for a rushed text

Send ☏ for a loving text

Send ⁇ for a drunk text

Send ø for a late night text

Send ✘ for a hateful text

[undyingbond]

The picture won't work via the ask box so I'm putting it here instead:

Sorry about it being illegible; I have a problem with my hands which affects my handwriting and doodles (yes that is supposed to be y!Sakura)

[bangbangpoppop]

BOLD what applies to you. (MUNDAY)

[undyingbond]

Appearance:

I am 5’4 or shorter.

I have many scars. 

I tan easily.

I wish my hair was a different color.

I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.

I have a tattoo.

I am self-conscious about my appearance.

I have/I’ve had/I need braces.

I wear glasses/contacts

I’d get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, scar-free

I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger.

I have more than 2 piercings. 

I have piercings in places besides my ears.

I have freckles.

Family/Home Life:

I’ve sworn at my parents.

I’ve been kicked out of the house.

I have a sibling less than one year old.

I want to have kids someday.

I have children.

I’ve lost a child. 

Embarrassment:

I’ve slipped out a “lol” in a spoken conversation.

Disney movies still make me cry 

I’ve snorted while laughing.

I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried.

I’ve glued my hands to something. 

I’ve laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.

I’ve had my pants rip in public.

Health:

I was born with a disease/impairment. 

I was born with a learning disability

I currently have a serious disease 

I’ve had stitches.

I’ve broken a bone.

I’ve had my tonsils removed.

I’ve sat in a doctor’s office with a friend.

I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.

I’ve had surgery. 

I’ve had chicken pox.

Traveling:

I’ve driven over 200 miles in one day.

I’ve been to Canada.

I’ve been to Niagara Falls.

I’ve been to Japan. 

I’ve Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.

I’ve been to Spain.

I’ve been to Africa.

I’ve been to Italy.

I’ve been to France.

I’ve been to London.

Experiences:

I’ve been lost in my city.

I’ve seen a shooting star. 

I’ve wished on a shooting star.

I’ve seen a meteor shower.

I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.

I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.

I’ve been to a casino.

I’ve been skydiving.

I’ve gone skinny dipping. 

I’ve played spin the bottle.

I’ve been skiing.

I’ve been in a play.

I’ve met someone in person from the internet.

I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.

I’ve seen the Northern Lights. 

I’ve sat on a roof top at night. 

I’ve played chicken. (I'm not sure what that is)

I’ve played a prank on someone.

I’ve ridden in a taxi.

I’ve seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show. (LET'S DO TIME WARP AGAAAAIN)

I’ve eaten sushi.

I’ve been snowboarding.

Relationships:

I’m single.

I’m in a relationship.

I’m engaged.

I’m married.

I’ve gone on a blind date. 

I’ve been the dumpee more than the dumper.

I miss someone right now.

I’ve been divorced.

I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back. 

Sexuality:

I’ve had a crush on someone of the same gender.

I’ve kissed a member of the same gender.

I’ve had sex with more than one person at the same time.

I am a cuddler.

I’ve been kissed in the rain.

I’ve had sex outdoors.

I’ve hugged a stranger.

I have kissed a stranger.

I have had sex with a stranger.

Honesty/Crime:

I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t. 

I have lied to my parents about where I am.

I’ve cheated while playing a game.

I’ve run a red light.

I’ve been suspended from school.

I’ve witnessed a crime. 

I’ve been in a fist fight.

I’ve been arrested.

Drugs/Alcohol:

I’ve consumed alcohol. 

I’ve smoked a cigarette 

I regularly drink.

I’ve taken painkillers when I didn’t need them.

I’ve done hard drugs.

I’ve been addicted to an illegal drug.

[capitolsecrets]

Leave a ☺ and I'll write out your url in my handwriting

[undyingbond]

OutOfRamen: Don't know if anybody saw earlier but my train was cancelled. Instead, I'm leaving tomorrow morning as all trains to London had been cancelled.

However, the weather is making my internet connection an absolute joke so I'll be lurking and doing meme stuff instead of actual roleplaying unless I get desperate. I'm just scared that the internet will disconnect in the middle of a reply and I'll lose it-

[undyingbond]

OutOfRamen: ...My train's been cancelled.

[vermilionstains-deactivated2013]

Reblog If You Respect Someone's Ships No Matter How Uncommon It May Be

[undyingbond]

OutOfRamen:

As many of you have heard from other roleplayers (or the news maybe?), a huge storm is going to hit the UK tomorrow. Apparently it’s going to be the worst we’ve had since 1987 so as you can imagine, we’re probs going to be in a state of chaos.

I’m normally in Nottingham which isn’t...

[angelicxwing30-deactivated20250]

Tale of a Future Hokage: PSA

[OOC]----Please be safe, dear. Keep safe and stay warm, dear.  I hope we're gonna be okay in Manchester.

[undyingbond]

Thanks - I'm not quite sure what to expect considering the whole 1987 thing being 10 years before I was born but I'm hoping to be indoors for most of the day once I get there. My main worry is if they shut down the tube as I need to meet my mum where she's working and I won't have money for a taxi if public transport's out.

Considering my geography's awful, I'm not sure which are Manchester's in severeness-wise but you stay safe too

[yondaimeflash-deactivated201501]

               ”Hey, Kushina.. It’s been a little while since I last came over, things have been really busy, the whole village and Naruto to look after.. I barely get the time of day. So, here I am, it’s one in the morning I think but, I was never all that good at keeping time, I suppose. You should see how much our little boy has grown up.. He reminds me a lot of you, he really loves ramen, and he even says ‘ya know’ a lot. It’s..” With a shaky breath, tears are held back, but only barely, flowers offered and placed next to the memorial,  "I’m trying my best, I hope I’m doing everything right in your eyes.. I know you’d probably hit me over the head for coming out so late all the time-" Whether it was the quiet laugh, or the shaking of his shoulders, or just the overwhelming sadness that brought those tears out in the end was anyone’s guess, but they were there. "-I just, I don’t want anyone to worry, it’s a lot harder to move on than I thought it would be. I-.. I really miss you. I love you, Kushina. I always will."

[undyingbond]

Silently watching his father, Naruto couldn't help but feel sadness tug at his heart.

The blond had actually planned to go there on his own, completely unaware that Minato had chosen the same day to go and visit Kushina. Naruto had other people to mourn that he didn't expect his father to know about; that wasn't to say,however, that his mother wasn't included in the list, just that she wasn't the only one. To find his dad at the memorial stone had come as a surprise: not because he was there at all, but rather the timing.

Seeing him there, pouring his heart out to a wife already passed, forced Naruto to realize just how difficult things for the 4th must be right now. The jinchuriki had grown up without a mother so although not being with her made him sad, it was hardly the same as having known and loved her only to be revived without her later on. Right then, he could tell that even if Minato usually kept a cheery disposition, he was probably hurting deep down. Naruto stepped forward, adding his own flowers to the memorial, and joined his father. "I wish things hadn't turned out this way."

[undyingbond]

PSA

OutOfRamen:

As many of you have heard from other roleplayers (or the news maybe?), a huge storm is going to hit the UK tomorrow. Apparently it's going to be the worst we've had since 1987 so as you can imagine, we're probs going to be in a state of chaos.

I'm normally in Nottingham which isn't one of the worst to be affected zones but I'll be in London starting tomorrow until Halloween. Obviously both the storm and my whereabouts mean my updates will be sporadic.

I'll try to get on when possible but I can't promise anything