i hav so many cool hobbies! like jerking off. and sleeping. and crying

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i hav so many cool hobbies! like jerking off. and sleeping. and crying
I say goodnight to everyone but then i touch myself for hours until i knock myself out ₊˚⊹♡
Giving your sub little challenges.
“You can only cum from humping the sofa arm with your panties on, you’ve got 3 minutes, if you fail you can try again tomorrow princess.”
Can’t sleep I’m in hell. Need a guy in my bed holding me close and playing with my hair and warming me up and whispering pretty words to me and filling my senses so all I can focus on is him and nothing else and I fall asleep feeling safe
new date idea! you breed my boycunt and you breed my boycunt and you slap me across the face and i moan really loud about it and then you breed my boycunt and then y-
This isn’t ovulation I’m just in heat btw
Sailors are warned from a young age to beware what lurks in the waters. There’s monsters with spiked spines and blackened teeth, with tentacles and claws that can tear flesh from the bone in one slice. And Ofcourse they’re taught to fear the beauty too.
Pretty little things that sit in the middle of lakes and rivers, even the open sea, and lure men to their demise. Beauty beyond human comprehension that’s just too good to be true. They look sweet, defenseless, and most find themselves diving in to try and save them only to be dragged down into the icy cold waters.
Every sailor knows these stories. Every one. And yet he can’t help himself when he sees the boy there. He doesn’t look human, his eyes are red and his hair is golden. His nails are tinted blue and his body bends in ways that humans, real humans, cannot. He sits on the edge of a rock, admiring the crashing waves and seemingly oblivious to the prying sailor who keeps inching closer. He notices the way his body starts as man and morphs into something else the lower you look. It starts with a few patches of scale against pale skin, and then it’s a tail, dipping off into the water.
“I know you’re there.” The boy thing chirps out. He turns to the sailor, brushing a piece of hair behind his ear and smiling at him with razor sharp teeth. “Don’t you know how dangerous it is to be out here alone?”
“Well…I’m not alone. You’re here aren’t you?” He quips back, and that seems to make the thing smile wider.
“Oh sailor. That’s even worse. Usually I don’t play with my food but you seem like fun. Am I right? Are you fun?” He turns on the rock fully now, lays on his stomach and props his head up on his hands. His tail swishes in the water and the sailor eyes it, long and lethal. He needs to be careful. “What’s the matter? You look like I’m going to bite you.” He teases.
“If I got close enough I have no doubt you would. A beast like you. How many have you taken from here?” He challenged, daring himself to step closer.
The stories didn’t do him justice. He knew mer were said to be beautiful, but he was unearthly. Bathed in moonlight and surrounded by clear blue. He wants to see him up close, it’s like a compulsion to keep moving forward.
“Who’s to say you wouldn’t like my bite? You humans…always telling the worst stories of us. You always leave out the fun parts.” He pouts, his tail twitching in the water.
“What fun?” He almost regrets asking it when the thing smiles, rows of sharp teeth glistening at him.
“Get in the water and I’ll show you.”
“You’ll drown me.”
“Some things are worth drowning for, sailor. The best night of your life. Just come alittle closer.”
He hadn’t realized his feet were moving, he was now knee deep in the water when seconds ago he was on dry land. He looked back at the shore, but it was too late. A clawed hand was gripping his face and forcing his eyes back.
“Got you now. Don’t look so scared, I’m not going to do anything you don’t like.” The water feels like glass now, sharp and cold stinging against his skin as he’s dragged deeper. He tries to thrash against the creature but it’s unphased, simply dragging him along. When his head goes under the water he’s positive this is it, he’s going to drown and be eaten. His crew mates will assume he ran off, and his body will never be found. He won’t even be a story.
His eyes are clenched shut, as if that would somehow shield him from the freezing water and what was to come. Pushing up and out of the water felt like breaking a sheet glass. He gasped for air, sputtering when he was back on land. But not this land. As his eyes focused he was able to make out that he was in a cave surrounded by piles of gold and jewels.
“What…what is this?”
“This is my cove. And you, little sailor, are my newest addition.”
I wanna watch my bf dom a pretty boy. Then, after he’s all ruined, make him watch as I breed the one who was just had complete control over him. Really show him where he lies on the food chain.
ME PLEASE SOME ONE DO THIS TO ME
top 5 things to say during sex:
man up
the fuck you're yelling for it's literally just a hunting knife
you're actually getting off on this?
stop fucking crying bitch
dude you're bleeding so much should i call an ambulance
Laying down with a vibrator against my dick while I scroll tumblr, how much better can life get?
i have no dick and i must frot
oh, the puppy wants to know how strong the grip of a welder is? do you want me to pin you into the mattress with only one hand while the other one wanders inside your wet boxers?
um yes actually, please
Being a transmasc femboy with gender dysphoria isn't for the weak I'll say that much...
I need to convince a boy to take bigger and bigger toys until he can barely breath from how stretched he is.
“One more, it’s just a little bigger okay?”
“Can’t…c-can’t I can’t…” little hiccup sobs
“Awww baby.” Running gentle hand over the bulge in his stomach. “Ofcourse you can! It’s just a little bigger you can handle it. You didn’t think you could take the last one and you did! Such a good boy, just a little stretch…”
please omg i need this
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Ugh I thought I was going to be home alone today. Now I have to stop jerking off to tumblr boys
need my pussy licked and my attitude adjusted. not necessarily in that order.