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💛 Apex + Destiny side blog to Unfex She/her, 23 💛 my cover picture was drawn by the amazing whereisstrider! so go check her out!

[wwwormmie]

so i met nimbus

[ossiflora]

some old art from season of the drifter that still makes me smile

[ez-medic]

Take my low effort memes

Inspired by the unsolved quotes post

[thetruenightzedge]

Bungie where are the allied brigssssss

[demon-the-hunter]

I’d rather not get physiced by a ally brig doing the chacha slide

[thetruenightzedge]

Sliiiiide to the right

Guardian Down

[demon-the-hunter]

Sliiiiide to the left

Your light fades away

[zythann]

One hop this time

Killed by the Architecs

[a-soft-fluffy-girl]

Sometimes lore in Destiny is absolutely fucking bonkers to me. Like it would sound like an absolute shitshow of the most insane shit if you just explained random parts to someone who knows nothing about the franchise.

In one case, there is serious debate about a galaxy-spanning supercomputer AI named after a guy who fucked around a bunch with the Russian Monarchy about whether or not the actual fucking son he had was actually loved by his father. Who, I will remind you, is an AI.

In another case, a man known as "the salad man" once fought a dragon, an actual traditional European dragon, specifically because he thought it'd be cool. His entire justification was "wouldn't YOU wanna fight a dragon???"

Yet another hilarious tidbit is some Guardian, a person who can resurrect at will, finding a gun in Germany. This gun shoots miniature black holes. He decides to test it by shooting other Guardians in a televised blood sport that is broadcast to the entire city. For fun.

And in the very same game, there was a man who constantly, and I mean CONSTANTLY intentionally mispronounced someone else's name because he thought he was smarter than them. This is also the same man who had his arm forcibly and horrifically painfully warped and mechanized by a machine race hellbent on assimilating and replacing all of existence with itself.

We are literally going on pirate raids in space as we speak. No hyperbole. No jokes. This is literally, actually, genuinely what the current storyline is as of writing this post. Being pirates that out-pirate the pirates.

Destiny's fuckin' wild.

[sovpologist]

caiatl to zavala: IS THIS 👊 MANIFESTATION OF YOUR OWN TRAUMA 👊👊 BOTHERING YOU, KING? 👊👊👊👊

[uncledrifter]

destiny "no licensed therapist is equipped to deal with the corporeal-and-actively-shooting-at-us manifestations of our immortal fears and doubts so uhhhhh give this goth lady the keys to my house I guess" the game

[telestoapologist]

Destiny 2 as Tumblr Text Posts

(6/?)

[glumbugg]

brutal

[skyblitzhart]

octane if he dyed his hair black 😳

[haykebyr]

I was listening to the contact event dialogue and I had the thought that Drifter ends up in weird positions while he talks on the radio... I absolutely am guilty of doing it when I talk on the phone 😝

[flowers-of-io]

Destiny + text posts (feat. youtube comments) part 6/?

[incorrect-apex-quotes]

Octane: I love sleepovers.

Lifeline: This isn’t a sleepover. You’re in the medical bay.

Octane: Then why do I have this nightgown?

Lifeline: That’s a hospital gown.

Octane: Truth or Dare?

Lifeline:

Octane:

Lifeline: Dare.

[telestoapologist]

Destiny 2 as Tumblr Text Posts

(3/?)

[paracausal-cacaw]

[anhchors]

waiting to raid

[unseelieprincess]

It feels very wholesome and gratifying helping baby Guardians with legend Nightfalls and dungeons and their very first raids and stuff. They get so excited that they beat it and got a good score. Yeah!!!!!!!! You go little Guardian!!!!!!!! GET that loot!!!!!!!!