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@telestoapologist

@ telesto apologist のりの 31 years res'd | they/them | sunbreaker must be 18+ to follow! name's blue! i'm just a dude who really loves playin' destiny. so much so that i made a whole sideblog for it. will include self-indulgent oc/au stuff quite frequently, as well as occasional tagged nsfw (nsft). hoping at some point i can put in a proper tagging system! if you need anything tagged though, just pass an ask/dm my way. 👍 mass like/reblogs are allowed! 👌idm comments either just don't be a weird dick and we're cool ☀️ 🌈 🐠

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do not know how many times i gotta say this but if you interact with my nsfw posts/reblogs and i can't find any indicator that you're an adult (18+) on your blog, i'm blocking you.

#like no i won't always catch it but if i do you are gone.

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whenever my worm misbehaves i put him in silly little onesies and he scream loud as fuuuuckkkk

based on an extremely cute dream my friend had :)

#evening reblog!

im about to gamble away all my engrams for her.

outbreakperfected

Collection of all the Destiny 2 armor set bonuses for anyone who cares.

everyone say thank you to my hunter for having terrible armor and making me deep dive into the new sets so hard that i got frustrated and just made a list of every set bonus bc i haven't seen anyone else do that yet

flerns

im collecting them

#oh worm?

yellow-cat

fat pet cat is a kind of weighted blanket

#oh worm?

overshot the landing by just a smidge :')

(taken by @mldnightmission!)

whenever my worm misbehaves i put him in silly little onesies and he scream loud as fuuuuckkkk

based on an extremely cute dream my friend had :)

#destiny 2 #oh worm?

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i think bael should start projecting his weird and pathetic mother issues onto savathun

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no i don’t think sav would play along with it unless she can genuinely get something good out of him, and atm i can’t see him being worth anything besides what he knows about saturn and the nine, which he’s willingly giving it. i don’t even think she’d entertain the thought just to fuck with him because i can’t help but wonder if the very thought makes her uncomfortable in a weird way. like it’s not going to be the same as pretending to be some old gay guy’s lover. but the thought entertains me regardless.

#no this isn’t a sex thing for me. it’s funny.

i can’t believe they’re going to make me play trials for that shader

#i’m gonna die <3