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@ telesto apologist のりの 31 years res'd | they/them | sunbreaker must be 18+ to follow! name's blue! i'm just a dude who really loves playin' destiny. so much so that i made a whole sideblog for it. will include self-indulgent oc/au stuff quite frequently, as well as occasional tagged nsfw (nsft). hoping at some point i can put in a proper tagging system! if you need anything tagged though, just pass an ask/dm my way. 👍 mass like/reblogs are allowed! 👌idm comments either just don't be a weird dick and we're cool ☀️ 🌈 🐠

[telestoapologist]

do not know how many times i gotta say this but if you interact with my nsfw posts/reblogs and i can't find any indicator that you're an adult (18+) on your blog, i'm blocking you.

[telestoapologist]

don't be friends with me on discord btw lest you get some shit like this in the middle of your shift

[telestoapologist]

btw the profane worms drop The underfell shader if you find all of them

[trawl]

Touches you with my tendril. In a way that transmits kindness

[notecardpasta]

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

[telestoapologist]

it genuinely sucks that i am most likely not cut out to play the more active and thought-required activities of d2 despite desperately wanting to. like yeah having a group can be fun but i always feel like i'm weighing everyone down, and like, solo always feels impossible because if i try to do puzzles by myself and don't get it right away or even in a decent amount of time i'll legit start to spiral because my brain is VERY convinced of some real mean ass shit about myself that i don't work enough to bat off because unfortunately a lot of the time i feel as though i personally deserve that flack.

and i'll get told "well at least you know and don't pretend to act like you're good" and yeah maybe that's a little reassuring but it's also like. awesoooome so i do suck really bad and shouldn't be here. thanks man.

[thefirstknife]

WAH. From the major fieldwork in the EDZ. It's the line he had when he first found Eido as a hatchling.

Actually crying.

[camo375]

Whatever

[telestoapologist]

this has been over for years but sometimes i still think about xivu's big fat chungus worm vs kelgorath's pitiful and starving weighs 5 mandarins worm

[telestoapologist]

i still. TO THIS DAY. believe that bungie can and STILL COULD make some good money from a destiny dating sim.

[telestoapologist]

it should be called "a date with destiny" btw. imo.

[telestoapologist]

who up seeking their profane worm

[gravitonspike]

oh worm?

[gravitonspike]

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[entitymoses]

Deep Sea Creature Found In Titanic Wreckage

[tmgefan]

Now it is done. If I speak again, I am not Kabr.

[telestoapologist]

WAIT STOP THE PRESSES MOVE OVER BAEL ONE OF MY FAV D2 FIC AUTHORS JUST POSTED

[telestoapologist]

"bael's problems are largely his own doing though" dude it's not my fault i'm very attached to characters that are in some large way "pitiful creature of darkness, what kind of life have you known?". like is a dog not supposed to come running when you shake a bag of food?

[telestoapologist]

dont look at me.