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@ telesto apologist のりの 31 years res'd | they/them | sunbreaker must be 18+ to follow! name's blue! i'm just a dude who really loves playin' destiny. so much so that i made a whole sideblog for it. will include self-indulgent oc/au stuff quite frequently, as well as occasional tagged nsfw (nsft). hoping at some point i can put in a proper tagging system! if you need anything tagged though, just pass an ask/dm my way. 👍 mass like/reblogs are allowed! 👌idm comments either just don't be a weird dick and we're cool ☀️ 🌈 🐠

[telestoapologist]

do not know how many times i gotta say this but if you interact with my nsfw posts/reblogs and i can't find any indicator that you're an adult (18+) on your blog, i'm blocking you.

[tmgefan]

Now it is done. If I speak again, I am not Kabr.

[telestoapologist]

WAIT STOP THE PRESSES MOVE OVER BAEL ONE OF MY FAV D2 FIC AUTHORS JUST POSTED

[telestoapologist]

"bael's problems are largely his own doing though" dude it's not my fault i'm very attached to characters that are in some large way "pitiful creature of darkness, what kind of life have you known?". like is a dog not supposed to come running when you shake a bag of food?

[telestoapologist]

dont look at me.

[telestoapologist]

"bael's problems are largely his own doing though" dude it's not my fault i'm very attached to characters that are in some large way "pitiful creature of darkness, what kind of life have you known?". like is a dog not supposed to come running when you shake a bag of food?

[tkyle]

Kim Richards vs. Eileen Davidson and Lisa Rinna in Amsterdam ASMR

[that-twink-over-there]

The plastic cup sound is SENDING ME

[telestoapologist]

seeing bael commit atrocities and instantly feeling maternal about him again

[telestoapologist]

>reads "agony of want"

>slowly pulls down left side of shirt to reveal my boob

[telestoapologist]

thinks about rhulk having big vulnerable eyes about something/someone and falls into the family guy death position instantly

[telestoapologist]

ok i know it's been hours since it was last brought up, but imo in the dating sim if you're gonna be with misraaks, you gotta have a good rep with his daughter.

[telestoapologist]

Eido: "Father, would you like something from the market while I'm there?" Nezarec, from within: THE FEARS OF THE INNOCENT. Misraaks: "A bagel." Nezarec: NO!!! Misraaks: "...Two bagels."

[telestoapologist]

let’s all make dating sims :3 cake buffet

[telestoapologist]

sniffle. whimpers.

[telestoapologist]

hey btw am i a sick individual for wishing that there was more visible evidence of the barants getting their bones ripped from their extremities and their bodies being impaled and experimented on instead of just normal dry clothed carcasses everywhere

[lagomorphingaround]

I didn’t get anything done but I’m lava lamp now

[telestoapologist]

“This is true, destiny has some of the most queer rep in gaming I've ever seen” oh my god please pick up deltarune

[telestoapologist]

wait post cancelled this person said that drifteris are a heterosexual couple

[telestoapologist]

“destiny has some of the most queer rep in gaming I've ever seen” oh my god please pick up deltarune

[telestoapologist]

god i wish i could get together a kickstarter and get all the writers and vas in on this, too. like if it’s anyone i trust it’s the writers. there’s also some people from ao3 and some moots i’d psspsspss at as well.