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@ telesto apologist のりの 31 years res'd | they/them | sunbreaker must be 18+ to follow! name's blue! i'm just a dude who really loves playin' destiny. so much so that i made a whole sideblog for it. will include self-indulgent oc/au stuff quite frequently, as well as occasional tagged nsfw (nsft). hoping at some point i can put in a proper tagging system! if you need anything tagged though, just pass an ask/dm my way. 👍 mass like/reblogs are allowed! 👌idm comments either just don't be a weird dick and we're cool ☀️ 🌈 🐠

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do not know how many times i gotta say this but if you interact with my nsfw posts/reblogs and i can't find any indicator that you're an adult (18+) on your blog, i'm blocking you.

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thinks about rhulk having big vulnerable eyes about something/someone and falls into the family guy death position instantly

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ok i know it's been hours since it was last brought up, but imo in the dating sim if you're gonna be with misraaks, you gotta have a good rep with his daughter.

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Eido: "Father, would you like something from the market while I'm there?" Nezarec, from within: THE FEARS OF THE INNOCENT. Misraaks: "A bagel." Nezarec: NO!!! Misraaks: "...Two bagels."

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let’s all make dating sims :3 cake buffet

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sniffle. whimpers.

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hey btw am i a sick individual for wishing that there was more visible evidence of the barants getting their bones ripped from their extremities and their bodies being impaled and experimented on instead of just normal dry clothed carcasses everywhere

[lagomorphingaround]

I didn’t get anything done but I’m lava lamp now

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“This is true, destiny has some of the most queer rep in gaming I've ever seen” oh my god please pick up deltarune

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wait post cancelled this person said that drifteris are a heterosexual couple

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“destiny has some of the most queer rep in gaming I've ever seen” oh my god please pick up deltarune

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god i wish i could get together a kickstarter and get all the writers and vas in on this, too. like if it’s anyone i trust it’s the writers. there’s also some people from ao3 and some moots i’d psspsspss at as well.

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i still. TO THIS DAY. believe that bungie can and STILL COULD make some good money from a destiny dating sim.

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also this might just be me but i love and even prefer the idea of the game having a different art style. like something doable but not overly realistic and stiff (please if we’re forced to have more thousand yard staring characters with minimal movement for everyone im going to crash out)

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i still. TO THIS DAY. believe that bungie can and STILL COULD make some good money from a destiny dating sim.

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the diabolical money making combo of either a show or books/graphic novels (whatever they can tackle first) and the dating simulator.

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i still. TO THIS DAY. believe that bungie can and STILL COULD make some good money from a destiny dating sim.

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like. they already have a ton of objectively hot characters that are both human and alien, good, bad, and inbetween. there, first goal achieved. canonical character sexualities should still be respected, and a poly option should also be open for characters already in established relationships.

as far as story lines go, i actually have no clue ajdjskhf. i imagine some of them would intertwine for sure. i think too it’d be fun if just everyone was alive for some reason, but because it’s a dating simulator it probably shouldn’t be as serious and can be flexible? shrugs! obv im not and probably shouldn’t be any sort of authority on what happens, im just tossin out “what ifs”.

also i think u should be allowed to have a sex option but imo it doesnt need to be overwatch porn sfm level of immersive. like i wouldn’t complain if it was but that’s obviously not happening akhddkhd.

my musings are being cut short because i’m busyyy but i had to get these thoughts out rq.

[telestoapologist]

i still. TO THIS DAY. believe that bungie can and STILL COULD make some good money from a destiny dating sim.

[bungieteam]

Mastered the new weapon crafting system yet?

Share your best creations below.

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i love creating oc x canon ships i think more people should do them and i think more people should be really, really, really weird about them