Unfortunately A Human Being

I am what I am, Everything that makes up human beings, Made me. And human is all I ever will be.

[unfortunately-sentient]

If you’re gonna try something new today, listen to the 1812 Overture while you take a shit today. Haven’t clocked out of the shitter that fast since I chugged two doses of miralax when I was 8.

[unfortunately-sentient]

Even the devil hides from the sun in this god forsaken place.

[unfortunately-sentient]

The evil version of you would have totally rammed your shopping cart into that old man’s hip.