Unhelpful Tarot

may occasionally be helpful, because we need all the help we can get

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King of Pentacles and Seven of Swords reversed

If they're not embezzling, your bookkeeping is even more screwed up than you thought.

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Two of Wands and Judgement

After it's all over, you're going to want to look back on what was happening during the very early stages.

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Strength and Ace of Pentacles

Yes! We can go out and throw the ball!

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Queen of Cups and The Moon

Lately you've been getting very invested in things that probably aren't even real.

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Two of Wands and Five of Cups

You're wondering what's the best way of telling them that you've messed up part of the plan already.

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Eight of Wands reversed and Three of Wands

It didn't work to throw everything at it as quickly as possible. Now you have to be more strategic with what you have left.

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@unhelpfultarot a snack for you. Which would you eat first?

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I would start with Temperance, to gain the power of combining several different opposing ingredients into a balanced meal.

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Nine of Pentacles and Queen of Wands

Local young ladies keep sneaking into your garden to eat your rampion.

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Six of Pentacles and Judgement

As a matter of fact, people will judge you based on how kind and generous you are.

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Justice and Wheel of Fortune

What do we want?

Appropriate consequences!

When do we want them?

Whenever we get around to it!

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The Hanged Man and Page of Cups

They are helpfully making sure you stay hydrated during the ordeal.

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Three of Swords and Seven of Wands

You're struggling with emotional turmoil and also an angry mob.

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Temperance and Nine of Cups

Now that you've got the mix right, you can start producing the stuff in quantity.

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Death and The Sun

Now would be a great time to start getting interested in solar power, if you haven't already.

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The Fool and Page of Swords

Due to a case of mistaken identity, you are being tailed by an inexperienced assassin.

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Page of Cups and The Empress

Please do talk to me and my son again, if you like. We enjoy your company.

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Ten of Pentacles and Two of Wands

You're trying to be a benevolent tyrant, and make plans that will benefit everyone.