The Nikto Krueger Blog Of Your Nightmares

Asks are open and welcome! (MDNI in general please :)) It’s hot, it’s gay and it’s filthy. But most importantly: it’s not gonna ship itself.

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Also… this is my Linktree!

Linktree. Make your link do more.

Greetings, you human of good taste :) You might find:

My AO3 (Wow!)

My NSFW Twitter (So cool!)

This blog! (Much useless!)

My cosplay Instagram (Yikes!)

Have a grand old time here!

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Chapter 1 “Of Laugh Lines and Nimble Fingers” (Aka “Party Clown”) is out now!

Summary:

To say that Nikto is lonely isn’t entirely correct. He has casual hookups, a team that values him and one man who he calls “something akin to a friend” with cautious optimism. But he knows that as a homosexual man, he will most likely have to wait for retirement for his love life to go steady and for his weekends to be filled with more than grocery shopping and tv.

This is why he agrees to help Dmitry out with a kids birthday party on a random Saturday. To his surprise, his biggest problem is neither the soundscape, nor the kids. It isn’t even that between spilled soda and provocations, he finds himself feuding with a third-tier party clown who seems to be set on charming him.

The worst thing is that it is working…

Lovingly illustrated by the gorgeous artist that is @sixleggedboar. Thank you for making me write this, you will always be a horrible influence :)

Read of their debauchery here!

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A comission for @thefoulbeast. It was a pleasure doing gay things for you! Check out their blog and their slutty oc Maggot :)

You can find the uncropped version on my Bluesky!

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Would they do that yoga pose? With Krueger and Nikto pt. 10

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Little look at my current Wip for a project with @sixleggedboar

Not to get my one feral friend excited but Party Clown comes out some time this week… and I treated it 100% seriously, despite the allegations of crack :)

Sound off in the comments if you have good titles for a fic where one of them is a clown but also weirdly sexy about it because ffs I can not call this one by its working title or I will vomit into my mouth out of shame.

[justalurkr]

Text of tweet under the cut because it is loooong.

But... Stochastic Parrots.

Timnit Gebru was fired from Google in December 2020 for refusing to retract a research paper, and every single warning that paper made about large language models has now happened at a scale the industry spent 4 years trying to make people forget about.

Her name is Timnit Gebru.

She co-led the Ethical AI team at Google. She co-wrote a paper called "On the Dangers of Stochastic Parrots" with Emily Bender at the University of Washington and two other researchers. The paper was 14 pages long. It was submitted to a top AI ethics conference. And it was the reason Google decided that one of the most senior Black women in AI research could no longer work there.

The story Google told publicly was that she resigned. The story she told, confirmed by 2,695 of her colleagues in an open letter, was that she was fired by email while on vacation because she refused to either retract the paper or remove her name from it.

The paper had not even been published yet.

Here is what she actually wrote, and why every prediction inside it has now come true.

The first warning was about scale itself. Bender and Gebru argued that training ever-larger models on ever-larger scrapes of the internet would produce systems that appeared fluent but had no actual understanding of language. They called these systems stochastic parrots because they would repeat patterns from training data with statistical confidence and zero comprehension. The paper predicted that this apparent intelligence would fool both users and developers into trusting outputs that were structurally incapable of being reliable.

This was 2020. GPT-3 had just come out. The paper predicted the hallucination problem before anyone had a word for it.

The second warning was about bias amplification. The paper documented in detail that internet-scale training data contains systematic overrepresentation of dominant viewpoints and underrepresentation of marginalized ones. The models would not just absorb this bias. They would amplify it, because the optimization process rewards confident outputs, and confidence in language patterns tracks frequency in the training set.

The prediction was that hiring tools built on these models would discriminate against women. That healthcare triage tools would underperform on Black patients. That loan approval systems would entrench inequality while presenting their decisions as neutral algorithmic judgment.

Every one of those things has now been documented in deployment.

Amazon's hiring algorithm penalized resumes that contained the word "women" in any context. Healthcare risk scoring algorithms used by major US hospitals were found to systematically underestimate the medical needs of Black patients. Apple Card's credit algorithm gave wives credit lines 10x lower than their husbands for the same financial profile.

The third warning was about environmental cost. The paper calculated that training a single large language model produced emissions equivalent to the lifetime output of 5 cars. The prediction was that the race to scale would create an environmental footprint that would eventually rival entire industries.

In 2024, Google's emissions were up 48% from 2019, and the company explicitly blamed AI infrastructure. Microsoft's were up 29%, same reason. Both companies have now quietly abandoned the climate commitments they were publicly celebrating the year Gebru was fired.

The fourth warning was about documentation. The paper argued that the training datasets being assembled were too large for anyone to actually audit. Nobody at Google, OpenAI, Meta, or any other lab could tell you with confidence what was in the data their models were trained on. This was not a temporary problem to be solved later. It was a permanent feature of the approach.

In 2023, researchers discovered that the LAION-5B dataset, used to train Stable Diffusion and other major image models, contained thousands of images of child sexual abuse material. The companies that had trained on the dataset had no way of knowing. The paper predicted that category of failure 3 years before it was found.

The fifth warning was the one Google cared about most.

Bender and Gebru argued that the deployment of these systems would centralize linguistic and cultural power in the hands of the small number of companies that could afford to train them. The internet would become a place where the dominant voice was a statistical average of dominant voices, presented as a neutral assistant. Languages underrepresented in the training data would degrade over time as more web content was generated by these systems and fed back into the next training run.

This is now happening in real time. A 2024 study found that 57% of new web content in English is AI-generated or AI-assisted. Researchers studying low-resource languages have documented active degradation in translation quality, because the synthetic content fed back into training is itself worse in those languages.

The paper Google fired her for predicted the model collapse problem before model collapse had a name.

The mechanism behind why this all happened is the part of her work that nobody quotes.

Gebru's argument was not that AI is dangerous in some abstract sci-fi sense. Her argument was that AI is dangerous in a very specific structural sense. The technology was being built by a small group of researchers who shared similar backgrounds, worked at similar companies, and were rewarded for shipping products faster than competitors. The incentive structure made it impossible for safety, ethics, and bias concerns to slow anything down. Anyone inside the system who raised those concerns was either ignored, sidelined, or removed.

She was making that argument from inside Google.

Then Google proved her right by removing her.

The team Google had built to make sure their AI was safe was dismantled in 90 days because they did the job they had been hired to do. Margaret Mitchell, the other co-lead of the Ethical AI team, was fired two months after Gebru for searching through her own emails for evidence of how Gebru had been treated.

Gebru did not stop. She founded DAIR, the Distributed AI Research Institute, in 2021. The mission is to do AI research outside the control of the companies that have a financial interest in not hearing the answers.

Every prediction in the Stochastic Parrots paper has now been validated by deployment. Hallucinations are an industry-wide problem the largest labs cannot solve. Bias amplification has been documented in hiring, healthcare, lending, and criminal justice. Environmental costs are larger than entire small countries. Training data audits remain impossible. Model collapse is an active research crisis at every major lab.

The question worth sitting with is the one almost no one in the industry will say out loud.

Every researcher with the technical credibility to call out these problems watched what happened to her in December 2020 and made a calculation about their own career. The number of people willing to speak publicly about safety and ethics issues inside the major AI labs collapsed after that firing and has not recovered.

The researcher Google fired for warning about exactly what is now happening was right.

The company that fired her is now the second-largest deployer of the technology she warned about.

And the people inside that company who agree with her are not allowed to say so.

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Would they do that yoga pose? With Krueger and Nikto pt. 9

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Just realized my choice of smoke and lighter color. Am I krueger??

Hm. For a proper diagnosis, I need to know more. Question: do you dabble in freak things and are you currently trying to have weird intercourse with a closed off Russian????

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More of Krueger… because Nikto isn’t half as mouthy as this one is. They were in love 2 hours after first meeting each other bonding over… well, cock and ball torture.

Tomodachi life post 2/?

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Me and my bitches (gender neutral) when the Call of Duty guys of our choosing do anything that could even remotely be constructed as a homosexual desire.

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Home sweet home

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Klaus from Wolfenstein: New Order.

I Rest. My case.

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My poor brother was present while Nikto “pondered the tissues”… tissues have one use only for him and it’s not blowing his nose, RIP.

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Hi! It's been a while since I've been active on here but I've had an idea for a fun community project and wanted to share one here as well!

I've recently watched the Choose Your Own Adventure games Markiplier made and thought back to the Goosebumps books too so I figured it might be fun to do something similar but as a GhostSoap fic, basically we all come up with a start chapter together and keep the end open that everyone can write one chapter to follow the start chapter (nothing too long, 500 to 2000 words, maybe?) And then we each write a continuation for each chapter of the second chapter, something along those lines.

When we're done the reader can choose what our dear protagonists should do next.

I already got one person who would be on board and I was hoping for 1 or 2 more people who might be interested in joining :)

If you're interested you can just hit me up, either comment or just DM me, whatever you prefer, you don't have to be super experienced as a writer or very prolific or anything, this project isn't supposed to be stressful, I just want to make something, have a good time and maybe have other people enjoy it as well! :)

Anyway! Hit me up if you're interested, I'll try to remember checking tumblr regularly :)

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Not a GhostSoap blog, I know, but my brother had this amazing idea! I have been tempted to join myself, even if I don’t ship it anymore, so I thought some of you guys who enjoy 💀🧼 want to give it a go!

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The second chapter of Slavic Remedies is out now!

Summary: Some slavic remedies are best left to a mild cold… and some are applicable the whole year.

This lovely illustration was created by the gifted @soldier-mayhem! Give them some love :)

Read it on Ao3.

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That’s it. They got to me. I have an island that contains the worst of the worst. Enjoy all the weird things Krueger had to say recently.

Expect more soon. Tomodachi life post 1/?

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liking someone will turn you into a cannibal if you’re doing it correctly btw

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Nikto Krueger Type Shit

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Rip Krueger, you would have loved prediction markets 😔