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@crowhoards
shane is actually the best boyfriend that ever boyfriend’d. he’s opening doors, pulling out chairs, having his arm over back rests, holding hands while he drives, standing on the road side of the sidewalk. he’s so boyfriend coded. and ilya eats it all up! he loves being dotted on! he loves having a boyfriend!
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he couldn't believe he was being asked if he liked girls
happy pride
the big man is the masculine dom and the dom is the top and the little man is effeminate and transgender but fully passes as a cis man and has top surgery but since he doesnt have bottom surgery he literally has to be a bottom theres no way for someone with a vagina to top and the bottom is the sub and they are both uncomplicatedly homosexual with zero positive emotions for women and they both have adhd and autism but only the kind of autism that doesnt actually disable you and they also crossdress but in a specifically humiliating way (why would a MAN wear a DRESS??? 🤪🤪 etc.) and they live together in a big house that they can both effortlessly afford and they're married and have 2 kids a dog and a cat (because Big man is dog coded and Little man is cat coded) and neither of them have jobs or lasting damage from canon events they've been through or physical disabilities or PTSD that I cant turn into Angsty Ship Content and the sun has a big smiley face and birds are just V shapes on the paper it doesnt have to be more complicated than that you dont have to flesh them out. you dont have to. and if you think about it wouldn't it just be soooo much effort to draw a whole bird?? youre just having fun its mean to ask you for detail. and my teacher lives at the school and the bus driver lives in the bus and everything is exactly the same :)
“You feel it too, don’t you?” Shane is the bravest boy in the world
“Wow, this Montreal girl works you up, brother!”
The Montreal girl in question:
i’m going to hold your hand when i say this. rachel reid has demonstrated such a degree of carelessness when it comes to shane’s relationship with his race that it’s okay to disregard the text when analyzing shane’s experiences with racism
idk saying Troy never canonically said anything racist to Shane is disingenuous like we KNOW that Shane has faced racism in the league so who tf do you think was saying it to him? fans and commentators obviously, but TONS of players must have slung racist shit at him constantly. Shane was comfortable joking about Finnish ppl and incest, you don't think Kent and Troy said even nastier shit to him on the ice? you think Kent only disrespected gays and women? and that Shane, who is Canonically mocked for being a prettyboy was only being bullied for his perceived queerness? it had absolutely nothing to do microaggressions & stereotypes that east asian men are too feminine and weak?
'Troy didn't say anything racist in the text' is imo barely worth bringing up because like okay why were Troy and Dallas picking on a player who the entire league agrees is better than them? why weren't they going after Scott? why was Shane a more acceptable target? perhaps bc they believed Shane was less deserving of his spot, less deserving of the respect he earned, that maybe other (white!) people would either turn a blind eye or secretly cheer if Shane was taken down a peg. the homophobia can't be separated from the racism here because their racism is what they used to justify being homophobic towards him.
it's 2026 but yall doooooooooo not recognize racism when it's right in front of you T_T like it doesnt matter if Troy said actual racist shit because he Was Being Racist even if he didn't intend to be lol
Things that would actually shock Edwin about the modern day, when first learning them.
- The average cost of using a public toilet is 20p
- People piss in public water fountains
- Five Pound coins are no longer legal currency
- Children no longer get caned or slapped over the back of the hand with a ruler as a punishment in school.
- It is illegal to hit your child
- The average school no longer teaches cursive (this one would piss him off).
- The average school no longer teaches you how to tell the time using an analogue clock (tragic. This one would also piss him off).
- You can just buy exotic fruits at the supermarket
- Motor vehicles can travel up to 70mph within the national speed limit.
- There are cures/vaccines for Tuburculosis and Mumps.
- Tap water is safe to drink
- Astronauts have been to the moon more than once.
i love the “hollanov has a crush on carter vaughn” take not necessarily in a “i think they would invite him to watch” way but more in a “ilya would accidentally let it slip while chirping at shane to fluster him that vaughn is at the top of their ‘would’ list and vaughn is a little thrown off and straight so he’s like “are you guys asking?” and ilya laughs and pats his shoulder and assures him “absolutely not, i do not share my shane, we just think you are good looking man, i like that you are pretty and fun and my shane likes that you are serious about hockey and have good grooming habits. is not serious, do not worry vaughny we will not be asking you to witness me and my beautiful husband ever” and vaughn low key is overjoyed about it, his teammates who are around and hear the exchange are sometimes like “that doesnt bother you? you dont find that a bit weird?” but vaugh genuinely is just like “rozanov just called me pretty and fun enough to hang out with and hollander thinks im good at hockey and clean enough for him, you could hand me a nobel peace prize and it wouldnt come close to this achievement” and eventually it gets out to the general public so vaughn is captioning his instagram posts shit like “#1 contender for being the hockey husbands third goes fishing” despite shanes mortification about this getting out and vaughns clear delight with it” way
My Shane and Ilya are both incredibly possessive of one another and quick to jealousy but while Ilya gets jealous in a “everyone wants you but they can’t have you, you’re mine and I will delight in showing everyone what they’re missing out on” way, Shane gets jealous in a “I will burn this club down with both of us in it” way.
@giveemhales just really hitting it out of the park in the tags. this is the crux of it.
following weird horny furries who are into shit like pooltoys and transformation and stuff is enrichment. the vitamins and minerals of posting
once you get over your ass and realise you will never get some people and that’s ok you are basically immune to right wing fearmongering. otherkin? none of my fucking business
I must not fall victim to disgust. Disgust is the heart-killer. Disgust is the little-death that brings total apathy. I will face my disgust. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the disgust has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
Jayden Revri as Charles Rowland DEAD BOY DETECTIVES, S01E04, The Case of the Lighthouse Leapers
what’s wrong with les mis
victor hugo failed in his duty to visit a psychic before writing it who would have warned him that 150 years in the future his decision to include nine shippable twinks as minor characters in his magnum opus would lead to the development of one of the most insufferable fandoms of the twenty first century
first day of pride month but troy and Shane are staring each other down in the locker room sooooo hard bc he accidentally triggered shanes pgsd (post gaytroy stress disorder) ((happy pride hollander)) ((what the FUCK is that supposed to mean.)) ((YOU HAVE A HUSBAND??))
