A FOOL'S PARADISE

there's 𝚗𝚘 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚟𝚎𝚜 ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ( only 𝔪𝔬𝔫𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔰 ) & the 𝔪𝔬𝔫𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔰 are my only ᶠʳⁱᵉⁿᵈˢ they're all that i was————— & 𝖓ever ᶜᵒᵘˡᵈ ᵇᵉ

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THE LOVE WAS THERE   .  .  .   IT DIDN'T CHANGE ANYTHING.   IT DIDN'T SAVE ANYONE.   THERE WERE JUST TOO MANY FORCES AGAINST IT.

#UNHIRSCH———          independent,   highly selective  &  private  multimuse containing characters of several fandoms as well as those of my own creation     /     re  -  imagined by bambie,     he  /  they,   gmt + 1,   21  +

. . . BUT IT STILL MATTERS THAT THE LOVE WAS THERE.

ᴄᴜʀʀᴇɴᴛ ꜰᴏᴄᴜꜱ,     teodozja,   frieda,   aimee, aleksandr ʟɪɴᴋꜱ,     carrd,   meme tag, interest tracker ᴛʀᴀᴠᴇʟɪɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ, @narrated, @krohft

RULES (LAST UPDATE NOVEMBER 23RD)

INTRODUCTION. bambie, twenty-six, he/they. cooler than my rules make me sound. discord available for mutuals.

MINI DISCLAIMER. i am not really a (high) fantasy person. i can enjoy it in small dosages but muse for my fantasy muses will always be less than for my more contemporary / urban fantasy ones. i will still talk about them ooc & try to respond ic in a timely matter but it's just. not my cup of tea

SHIPPING. romantic shipping will be highly selective & is reserved for muns i am comfortable with & that i have talked to extensively. excluding: incestous ships, large age gaps, unhealthy power dynamics (i.e. teacher/student) other forms of shipping (platonic, familial, antagonistic) are just as welcome! i do not & will not write d.arklina romantically so don't even ask.

TRIGGERS. triggers will be tagged as ‘ [trigger] cw ‘ most common ones will occur due to the nature of the muses. reader discretion is advised. as for me, i ask you to tag anything in regards to harry potter or jk rowling. i will not interact with you if you write any character from that series & will hardblock on sight.

FORMATTING. i use small text, a single space between words with some extra after punctuation, as well as light formatting & no icons. if for any reason you need adjustments for our thread, let me know & i will make them. aesthetics are great, you being able to read what i write is better.

SELECTIVITY. everything on this blog is meant for mutuals only. please refrain from liking starter calls or sending memes if we are not mutuals. repeat offenders will be (soft)-blocked. if you do not specify a muse for any interaction call & we have not plotted extensively beforehand you will either receive nothing or an oc, never a canon character.

DUPLICATES. there are some muses i don't want dupes following me of, there are some i don't mind. this is subjective to change. if i see my headcanons or anything else stolen, you are getting blocked. otherwise we are very sexy for having excellent taste in muses.

INTERACTIONS. the best & easiest way to interact with me is to either send me a DM or a meme to my inbox. memes to not expire once i have reblogged them. be aware that i will very rarely continue an ask meme into a thread. (unless i see potential in it to develop into something lasting.) i get overwhelmed quickly by too many threads & would like to keep those to longer interactions that develop the plot whereas meme replies are nice asides to learn more about the characters relationship. hence i prefer some plotting to occur as it motivates me a lot more to respond to threads.

also! i am predominantly an oc multi muse. there are canon characters on here, many of which i have developed to the point where i consider them oc-esque. however, if you follow me only intending to interact with my canon characters, please do not follow me at all. it is extremely disheartening to get no interactions for the characters i worked hard to develop.

OBLIGATORY DNI. stay the fuck away from my blog if you are racist, a bigot, homo - trans - lesbophobic, believe racism against white people exists, agree with transmedicalists or consider yourself apolitical. also if you write or interact with characters that openly engage in racism, homophobia, antisemitism, etc. in their source material. this list is non exhaustive & will be added upon as i see fit.

CREDIT. SEA SALT BY OHISMS

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hi! unfortunately due to sand.fall admitting that they have used genAI in the creation of their game (sources one & two), i will remove any ex.33 muses from my muse list. i don't fuck with that. if this is grounds for you to unfollow me, that's completely fine.

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nyeways moots can hit me up on discord (fawnyed) because that's where i am attempting to redirect my energy for now!

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i am ngl fam i find it hard to care for this blog atm

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alice law says revenge is good actually

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felt like being mushy abt my partner for a minute so bear with me but i think it's kinda insane how, before i met them, i thought marriage was finding a person you like & get along with well & could kinda see yourself spending the rest of your life with. it hadn't even occurred to me that love is a whole separate thing from friendship because i had simply never experienced it, that you can not just endure your life with another person but genuinely want to spend every minute with them (i take emotionally stunted for 500) & then i met my partner for the first time & spent the rest of the train ride home full on sobbing because i missed them immediately. this has never happened before, i used to cherish being alone again after spending more than a week with a person. absolutely insane in hindsight & there's nothing about us that i regret

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how did you know i'd be here? ( matthias to frost! )

MORBID CURIOSITY     [ACCEPTING]     FEAT.    @narrated

          SHE FINDS MATTHIAS WITH HIS LEGS DRAWN UP TO HIS CHEST,          staring out over the vast lake that seems endless from where they are positioned but can easily be rounded in half a day of leisurely strolling.   which does not diminish its beauty,   only its intimidation———     not that you would know if you had no tried.   frost had tried  &  found it utterly disappointing,   hardly enough to satiate her curiosity but alas:     we come to live  &  learn with life's disappointments.     "you think you have invented sulking at lakefronts?"     she teases the very much sulking boy,   though not without offering a comradely nudge of her knee to his shoulder,   the easiest accessible part of his body with how much matthias seems determined to form an orb.     "you are in luck you do not have to share this spot with my dearest sister.   i seem to find her stare longingly at large bodies of water more often than doing anything else these days."     lightheartedness mingling with concern,   the very same emotion frost so often harbors towards matthias.   he,   too,   gets this forlorn expression much too often,   has done so from the day they have met,   truth be told.   she does not know how to handle it,   not always,   finds it more unnerving than she should,   too.     (TOO MUCH OF A MIRROR PERHAPS,   AFRAID TO PEER INTO THE HEART OF THE WORLD  &  FIND IT TOO VAST.)     "does the lake tell you something i haven't heard yet?"     a tease perhaps,   though it goes hand in hand with the hope for a truthful answer:     do you know something i do not,   do you understand the world where i can't?

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you are made from blood and marble. ; original character written by dottie.

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anyways i am almost done with katabasis & a) you should read it, it's a fantastic book about prejudices in academia & passion to the point of self sacrifice & the intrinsics of human relationships & it even takes place in hell but also b) whom can i interest in one (1) postgrad student who's incapable of forgetting anything & who performs linguistic magick for which she may or may not use you as a guinea pig?

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i realize i didn't paint it very well. (listen .... 👀 for Renoir <3)

RICHARD SIKEN     [ACCEPTING]     FEAT.     @krohft

         LIVING IN A HOUSEHOLD FILLED WITH ARTISTS,        one so easily forgets that it is not a skill every child possesses by default.   even little alicia shows prowess,   no matter how much frustration she shows at having to hold still for a prolonged time.   lara's style is   .  .  .   decidedly different.   there is an interesting composition of colors coming together in the center to create a shade of brown that has likely gone unused in art until today  &  the perspectives are more than just slightly creative———     but still the painting in itself has a certain charm that almost drives tears to his eyes.   he is not an easy person to be touched in this way,   but which father would not upon seeing the child he took in slowly thaw out of her shell?   it is a careful,   almost uncertain,   motion with which he presses a gentle kiss to the crown of her head.   what comes so easily with verso,   alicia  &  even clea     (THOUGH SHE POUTS  &  ROLLS HER EYES THESE DAYS)     still takes practice with this one,   sometimes.     "it's absolutely wonderful,   lara."     as there is no point in critiquing her artistic abilities,   renoir decided to refrain from doing so:     lara would not grow up to be a painter,   she does not have the patience for it.   she would wind up doing something that does not require her squinting at canvas for several days trying to find a mixture of colors that is just the right shade of red.   they had known this going in.     "i will make sure it gets a special place in the house."     neither of them knows this now but the canvas will eventually be displayed in his office,   the first one that can be seen upon entering——     it holds no dimension - altering magic,   there is no need to keep it safely protected in the atelier.   it is simply serving the function every good painting is supposed to:     bring joy to everyone who perceives it.

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i feel oddly motivated to write today so you should send me things from my meme tag 👉👈

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PROMPTS FROM RICHARD SIKEN'S POETRY *  assorted lines from richard siken poems, some slightly adjusted to suit a roleplay format, adjust as necessary

sorry about the scene at the bottom of the stairwell and how i ruined everything by saying it outloud.

something's not right about what i'm doing but i'm still doing it.

the enormity of my desire disgusts me.

i woke up in the morning and i didn't want anything, didn't do anything, couldn't do it anyway.

i couldn't make you love me and i'm tired of pulling your teeth.

this is not harmless.

damn if there isn't anything sexier than a slender boy with a handgun, a fast car, a bottle of pills.

okay, so i'm the dragon. big deal. you still get to be the hero.

there are many names in history... but none of them are ours.

i had a dream about you.

let me name the stars for you.

kiss me.

here i am, leaving you clues.

what do you want, sweetheart?

just mash your lips against me.

we are all going forward. none of us are going back.

i swear, i end up feeling empty, like you've taken something out of me and i have to search my body for scars.

you wanted happiness.

the truth is complicated.

i should have known.

tell me how all this, and love too, will ruin us.

the way you slam your body into mine reminds me i'm alive.

monsters are always hungry, darling, and they're only a few steps behind you.

i crawled out the window and ran into the woods.

i had to make up all the words myself.

i made this place for you. a place for you to love me.

if this isn't a kingdom then i don't know what it is.

i wore his jacket for the longest time.

you're trembling.

i feel like i've done something terrible.

i'm trying to choke down the feeling.

i've discovered something i didn't even have a name for.

eventually something you love is going to be taken away.

it is finally happening to you.

i am falling to the floor crying.

i realize i didn't paint it very well.

we have not touched the stars.

tell me we'll never get used to it.

sorry about the blood in your mouth. i wish it was mine.

if you love me, [name], you don't love me in a way i understand.

someone has to leave first.

this is a very old story.

i'm battling monsters.

you say "i'll give you anything" but you never come through.

everyone needs a place. it shouldn't be inside of someone else.

you're trying to smile.

how much can you change and get away with it, before you turn into someone else, before it's some kind of murder?

imagine that the world is made out of love.

imagine a story where everything goes wrong.

hello, darling. sorry about that.

tell me we're dead and i'll love you even more.

i should have known.

no one will ever want to sleep with you.

i'm sorry i couldn't come to your party.

i'm sorry i came to your party and seduced you.

you want a better story. who wouldn't?

who am i? i'm just a writer.

let me do it right for once.

this doesn't look that much different from home.

you were crying, too.

you said i could have anything i wanted, but i just couldn't say it outloud.

okay, if you're so great, make it work.

i saved a plate for you.

please keep him safe.

i do believe his mouth is heaven.

i wanted to explain myself in an understandable way.

i'd rather quit. i'd rather be sad. it's too much work.

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✱ ˚｡⋆ ↪ MORBID CURIOSITY ... [ REMASTERED ] ( a collection of various original dialogue prompts centered around asking questions. adjust phrasing / gendered terms as necessary. )

give that to me! where did you find this?!

do you drink coffee or tea?

sorry– am i crazy, or have we met before?

do you trust me enough to close your eyes?

when were you planning on telling me?

at the risk of being a cliché, do you want to get out of here?

can i convince you to stay the night?

do i look like someone who knows what that means?

would you consider giving me a second chance?

do you really think that's helpful right now?

would you mind showing me around?

do you ever plan on forgiving yourself?

are you thinking what i'm thinking?

can we ... go out and do something crazy?

why are we whispering?

who exactly are you, anyways?

can't we just be civil for a minute?

does the past ever keep you up at night?

if you have nothing to hide, what's the problem?

how long has it been since i saw you last, [ name ]?

did the power just go out?

are we still doing the thing where we pretend not to care?

how should we celebrate?

can we just ... start over?

why is this so important to you?

how was i supposed to know that?!

do you want me to stay? it doesn't have to mean anything.

where are you? nobody's heard from you.

can you help me zip this up?

why do these things always happen to me?

you don't secretly hate me, right?

can i get you something to eat? –or drink?

ready to see what i've been working on?

where have you been disappearing off to?

what's that perfume you're wearing?

you're laughing?! do you really think this is funny?

are you planning to stay for dinner?

did you think it was going to be easy?

you see where you went wrong, don't you?

when did we become so cold and distant?

who are you working for?

did you really do all of this for me?

can i open my eyes yet?

haven't you heard the stories?

[ name ], what are you doing here?

what's it gonna take for you to trust me?

do you believe people can change?

how about we catch the ten o'clock showing?

don't you remember what happened last time?

why is it so unbelievable that i'd want to help you?

you're [ name ], aren't you?

who did this to you?!

how did you know i'd be here?

what's that supposed to mean?

do you think i'm irredeemable?

what kind of mess have you gotten us into?!

do you see anything you like?

what do i owe you for the food?

why won't this stupid thing work?!

does tonight really have to end?

holy shit. can you believe we really pulled that off?!

i can tell you're upset, [ name ]. what happened?

how long have you been standing there?

do you ever wish you could just ... run away?

haven't we been here before?

wait, shush ... did you hear that?

did i miss today's newsletter or something?

can we put our differences aside for a second?

what are you getting out of this, exactly?

you'd tell me if something was wrong, right?

are you willing to bet on it?

would you kill for me?

what made you think that was okay?!

do you believe people can change?

what's the worst thing you've ever done?

you were going to leave without saying goodbye?

[ name ], can you sit up for me?

can i kiss you?

where are your keys? you're not driving like this.

how's life been treating you?

where have you been?!

aren't we supposed to be alone tonight?

aw, has someone had a little too much to drink?

where are you going with this?

are we really doing this right now?

have you eaten today?

can i crash here for the night?

how did you learn to lie so well?

can i at least buy you a drink?

where should i meet you?

is that  ...  blood?!

are you trying to make me jealous right now?

what’s your problem? you're acting weird.

[ name ], you're ... real, right?

where’s your sense of adventure?

do you like horror movies?

what are you trying to prove?

can you give me a ride?

do you have any idea what you've done?

shouldn't you answer that?

why should i be the one to calm down?

have you been up all night?

why are you lying to me?

is that my [ jacket / hoodie / shirt ]?

what are you so afraid of?

do you want to grow old with me?

you’re gonna walk away from this?

are you nervous? your hands are shaking.

where am i supposed to go?

how many fingers am i holding up?

you want me to just walk away from this?

[ name ], slow down– what's wrong?!

are you embarrassed of me?

what's that smell? something's burning.

how can i make it up to you?

why can't you stay out of it?

is this some kind of trick?

come on, what do you have to lose?

do you ever still think of me?

idiot. why didn't you tell me?!

can we stop and think about this rationally?

how long has it been since you’ve slept?

what's your ideal first date?

are you ready to tell me the truth?

i almost died, and you're laughing?

what do you mean, "sort of"?

can we just stay like this forever?

when can i see you again?

can we put this behind us?

oh ... you thought of me first?

where did you learn to do that?

oh my god,  are you bleeding?!

where are you?  nobody’s heard from you.

[ name ], are you drunk?

how can i make this go away?

someone's jumpy today. are you feeling okay?

are we safe here?

what can i do to convince you?

what could possibly go wrong?

you have no idea who i am, do you?

how do you really feel about me?

why can't you look me in the eyes?

did you know you talk in your sleep?

were you following me?

can we just pretend this never happened?

are you just barely getting home?

are you even listening to me right now?!

where does it hurt?  can you show me?

are you trying to get yourself killed?!

how about we just forget the world exists?

how long have you been keeping this from me?

were you ever going to tell me?

what do you make of this?

[ name ],  what the hell?!

can we just be honest with each other, here?

are you trying to keep me a secret?

why does your story keep changing?

how long have you known?

it can't be that bad, right?

are you happy? i mean, really happy?

isn't this place amazing?

did i interrupt something?

how am i supposed to trust you?

are they still following us?

are you fucking serious?

do you remember our first kiss?

can we take a break for a minute?

how about we disappear for awhile?

you're going to walk away from this?

can you please just cut the crap?!

why didn't you tell me you were hurt?

how can i make this go away?

can you just look at me, please?

is there anything i can do to change your mind?

do you ever stop talking?

that depends. are you done lying to me?

are you sure this is legal?

how do you take your coffee?

can you keep your voice down?

why does your phone keep buzzing?