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"You know between his howling and your blasting, it's a wonder the whole station doesn't know we're here." frm zee
star wars sentence meme
“WAR AIN’T NO EASY LISTENIN’ STATION, SON. WE’RE IN THE LOUD NOW! YOU DON’T LIKE IT, YOU CAN— well, like. don’t leave. we need you. BUT THERE’S NO ROOM FOR STEALTH IN THIS OPERATION. WE ARE IN BULL VERSUS CHINA SHOP MODE.”
so i swear, i will be all three; your altar your holy wine and your BENT KNEES
IM SORR Y BUT WH AT THE FUCK IS ZANE HOLTZ @god
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Overthrow a nation
Destroy a hero base of operations
Poison a neighboring town’s water supply
Summon demons
“alrightsolisten." here she is, popping out of the ether, even though that isn’t necessarily even a thing. “i’m thinkin’ that i may have to adopt a pseudonym. for business reasons. like a superhero, but also not— point of the point is how does doc novak sound to you?”
❝ sounds very cold war and bourbon, comrade. has the missus had any input yet ?? ❞
❝ Despite the rumors, I’m no puppet master. I’m weight the scale of the universe. I’m balance. I’m a…a business man. Dark is not always evil, Zelda. Black is not always bad. I’m not looking for a pawn. I’m looking for a knight. ❞
❝ --------i'm not a knight. i'm your daughter. ❞
a blade is conjured in one hand, then guided to the other, neatly tracing the knife along her palm. her blood blooms from the wound like spilled ink.
❝ …………………..my hand. yeah, hold my hand. i don’t have much of an ass to begin with anyway. have you seen that witch bitch of a sister of yours??? i can’t imagine the…..reaction….she’d have……god, all that cthulhu shit is comin’ back t’me i’m gonna throw up. ❞
❝ you gave that some actual serious thought, kitchings. uh, nope. no sign of her; my gran more or less evicted her from the family home. haven't heard much of her since.
oh, dude. please, don't throw up---gonna make me ralph. i'm the bun and oven, remember ??? ❞
The tapping continues, the smile spreading into a serpentine grin, malicious in content. There’s a clock and it is ticking. Even Zelda Fitzgerald is on a time limit when it comes to the Devil.
❝ There is a time for humor. Now is not that time. ❞
of course, only he's allowed the luxury of dancing circles about situations.
❝ you won't be able to control me. not even you live so far in the shadows to know what's going to turn my blood black. i need a mentor---guidance.
not a puppeteer. ❞
❝ thanks. and i mean, it is. but that’s not gonna last because my folks are gonna pull it outta my ass. i’m gonna….call them tomorrow. ❞
❝ oh----god. do i hold your hand or hold your ass. what's my angle here. ❞
zee's dad is a dilf
yall need jesus get cleansed
❝ You’re very confident in yourself. It’s a good trait to have, so long as you’re sure it doesn’t go to your head. A large ego is very unflattering. But I’m sure you know that. ❞
His fingers tap idly on the wood of his desk, mouth set in a tight smile.
❝ You know how this works, Zelda. ❞
❝ i take after my father from time to time, when it suits me. ❞
however she doubts she'll ever get to experience what it's like to be booted from heaven on high for being pig-headed.
❝ -------- can't i just. dice you up some virgins or something. i heard you guys take american express down here, so. virgins has still got to be a valid currency of some kind. ❞
❝ so, i talked to your dad and. he didn’t try to kill me??? ❞
❝ proud of you babe, even your soul seems in tact. ❞
❝ I’m charming when it does me good, Zelda. ❞
Hell knows what that baby will turn out like. A quarter angel, a quarter witch and a quarter human. He may no longer be of heaven but he still has wings. Which means he can fly the fuck out of here if needed. Honestly, being a father figure could be so tedious.
❝ I'm calling it what it is. ❞
❝ it's going to be a baby. chubby, with stump limbs. it'll eat and shit and cry just like any other child. and he or she is going to be completely safe and sound from any supernatural fuckery that could possibly fly our way because of it's existence
----courtesy of grandpa lucifer, of course. ❞
❝ That’s because my new secretary is Joan Rivers. And she’s exactly where she needs to be. ❞ There’s a hoarse cry from outside the door.
❝ He certainly thought I was going to. Are you planning on keeping the thing? ❞
❝ talk about your necessary evil, ❞ murmurs the young witch. she promptly puts a hand over her stomach, taking the liberty to be offended and what have you.
❝ so is that what you referred to me as when you knocked up mom. the thing. pretend to be charming about it, old man. i know you're beyond good at that. ❞
❝ your new secretary looks like joan rivers, is that on purpose ??? ❞
❝ oh. and thanks for not damning my boyfriend ------ i guess. that was real chill of you. ❞
