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you people have so much hate in your hearts and no sense of adventure

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

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This is so quintessentially Tumblr

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im scared of a baboon in the same way that im scared of a wolf, but im scared of a chimpanzee in the same way that im scared of a person thats been following me for a few too many turns

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Tumblr is trying so hard not to let me post the funniest lent picture I've ever seen but I don't give up easy

lowgardn

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nabulsi

i need people to erase from their minds the idea that our goal is to "dismantle the *current* israeli government"

the idea that the next israeli government will be any less genocidal is a fairytale.

if we dismantle this current government. if every single person in the israeli goverment is replaced, their successors will also be genocidal. there will never be an israeli government that wants peace because peace is antithetical to the existence of israel. for israel to exist there must be constant tension with the palestinians or there must be total genocide. if you believe otherwise then you are woefully misinformed.

this does not end until the state of israel ceases to exist.

it must cease to exist

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