unicorniusfallapatorius

twentysomething - she/her - Bi - 🇵🇭 /// has a thing for hands // reposts stuff that butters my parsnips <33

[cheese-on-toasty-bread]

something something dónal finn heart eyes something something

[dollystag]

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[mousidy]

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

[koiagain]

im going to fix my entire life

[fruitcakebro]

When?

[koiagain]

Like Um. later

[h4unt3d-b3rri3s]

Something intimate in someone paying attention to small details

[parabins]

tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves

[ghostengarden]

Hickies for a necklace

[old-melissax77]

need a pretty girl on top of my face rn 😩

[gentilllefille]

[unicorniusfallapatorius]

Sam as the hot priest 🤝me as fleabag

[daisypreaker]

he's pulling maekar faces again

[bluesycatharsis]

the experience of watching lady chatterley's lover for the very first time

[whatsaweekend]

Oh just my touch deprived self going for yet another long walk to see the chicks near where the really hot gamekeeper lives, which is unrelated

[missbingu]

Saw “Lady Chatterly’s Lover”

Thoughts:

It’s a blessing & curse to watch this movie during my period.

I hate the credit design with the chalk cursive. It doesn’t fit the vibe at all of the movie. I hate it.

Oliver Mellors is hot in many many ways.

Damn, I forgot how much class & servitude is a whole thing in England.

Was there no running water/plumbing in England after WW1??

Loved how Lady Chatterly still had body hair shown

Awww running in the rain naked was first like “omg they’re naked…” to “awww they’re running in the rain together happy”

That first sex scene in the open gave me fucking anxiety. I was like “someone is gonna come and catch them…hurry up!!! Ahhh”

They made vows to each other.

That scene in the cottage where Oliver thinks he’s being used…drama! You can see his mind reeling and trying to vocalize what’s going on. Just being vulnerable.

He got PTSD from the war.

Connie’s final moment with Clifford was great. It shows how much women in relationships out of love & loyalty stay with their husbands (in general). They sacrifice so much, but men don’t appreciate it. That love comes in many forms.

MRS. BOLTON IS A TRUE HOMIE

[anarchistmemedistro]

[nrmmmnleemhs]

She eats pussy like this too

[gardengnosticator]

i need to get wider

[n0turg1rlfr1end]

“Princess” yooo chill im easy