My patronus is lasagna.

"Sharing tea with a fascinating stranger is one of life's true delights." -Iroh I like funny things.

[unicornsayswhat]

Cutthroat Kitchen

Alton Brown: I want a grilled cheese

that one contestant: I grew up on grilled cheese, I eat it every day for breakfast, once I fucked a grilled cheese

contestants: *go shopping*

that one contestant: I look down at the basket, and I realize I forgot the bread and cheese

[becausebirds]

Bird lands on a page about itself.

[motorizedmycologist]

“das me”

[kate-is-a-nerd]

[pleatedjeans]

deathbulge

[my-teen-quote]

[darksilenceinsuburbia]

Sorasart Wisetsin

Gluta 

Gluta was a stray dog found on the streets of Thailand and nursed back to health by her new owner Sorasart Wisetsin, consequently making her the happiest dog in the world.

Gluta was a Thai female stray dog. She was brought to live in a dormitory. The owner of Gluta hoped that she would one day look beautiful, be healthy and cheerful again. But it was not that easy. Gluta was diagnosed with “cervical cancer”. She needed chemotherapy for cancer treatment and surgical laser for tumor removal. After one and a half years, Gluta gradually felt better, better and better. Her sad eyes turned to shine brightly with cheer like never before. Gluta is now fully recovered. And from now on, there will be only smile on her face.

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[twoslabsofmeat-deactivated20230]

[helltitty]

[sadwhore04]

Me flirting: You wanna watch lord of the rings:*seductive voice*extended edition

[drewlazor]

USA Basketball’s unironic love of Vanessa Carlton’s “A Thousand Miles” is easily the most compelling storyline of the 2016 Olympics.

Melo’s silent anguish at the end tho…

[agapesolis]

@badlanlds

[ladyspookypants]

HE APOLOGIZED TO HER ON ESPN. He was all “I love that song. It was just so early. I was so tired. I really do love that song. I’m sorry Vanessa”

And she tweeted at him “I understand. They did a good job though” 

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

I’m sorry, but this made my whole goddamn day.

[naegit-deactivated20160725]

dont 👏 use 👏 farmersonly.com 👏 if 👏 you’re 👏 city 👏 folk

city folk just dont get it 👀 👀 👀

[stability]

[smarter]

what the fuck hannah

[stupidfuckingquestions]

[zebablah-deactivated20160105]

television history

[virginmarx]

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

[real-faker]

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

[evilrashida]

[viva-kafka]

yet to stop laughing.

[gorillamunchies]

LEO IS HOOOOOME ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[memewhore]

[bran-is-done]

your package has been delivered

[ups-official]

We’d never drive into your fucking house. Unlike @fed-ex-official.

[unclebeanbag]

When you need fast delivery we come through