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memewhore

mollyganley

we’re all just walking each other home.

e. d. (via jamstains)

pleatedjeans

flatluigi

did you know how hilarious the patch notes to the sims are

A faint line is no longer visible on the heads of babies.

Fish are no longer duplicated in the fridge when moving homes.

Sims can no longer “Try for Baby” with the Grim Reaper.

Sims who are on fire will no longer be forced to attend graduation before they can put themselves out.

Children and Teens can no longer die from motive failure while on a Time Out.

Pianists will no longer continue playing pianos that have been detonated.

Sims will no longer receive a wish to “Skinny Dip” with Mummies.

Pregnant Sims can no longer “Brawl.”

Sims can no longer WooHoo in the Elevator with a Sim who is on a different floor.

Fixed an issue that caused Sims to leave their Toddler inside a bar at closing time.

The Grim Reaper will no longer be prevented from reaping souls due to band affiliation.

Kleptomaniac Sims can no longer steal Subway stations from lots.

Fixed a tuning issue so that Sims now vomit at acceptable levels.

The magical laundry bear Abracadabra will no longer block Sims from moving after disappearing

Tourist NPCs can now be impregnated.

There should be a secret signal you can give your waiter so they will put some whiskey in your soda when you take your parents out to lunch as an adult. They make me need to drink.

theinturnetexplorer

Employee takes company stapler on a wild vacation

lemonschweetzdeleting-deactivat

This made me so happy. Never give up and follow your dreams.

company trying to market something to millennials: homie 😎⚠️👆,consumerism 😂💰😂 is on fleek bae!! We should 💯💯💯 go to our nearest bastion of capitalism 💳💸 and get turnt with your bff 👯💅💁

rayinberkeley

These exchanges between a bigot named Brendan Sullivan, and a heroic troll named Robert Graves, will be the best thing you read all day, I promise.

flowisaconstruct-deactivated202

I’m ordinarily not a fan of fighting a battle of wits with an unarmed person, but Robert is too goddamn funny for me to ignore.

memewhore

I wanted this post to never end.

rockhardgeologist

3ds-xl

when something’s kinda rad, but not too rad

ambermayvlog-blog

I fucking hate this website

mccrees-tumbleweed1-deactivated

Sum up the plot of your novel/main story in one sentence

I’m bored and this could be fun

I’ll start

“The importance of proper closure.”

daydreamerofyesterday

1) A wiccan plays the closet game and now has to deal with an ancient demon of fear trying to kill them all while dealing with their depression from the accident that left them handicapped; they can’t decide which is the worst to deal with.

2) a strange fantasy story between a mute individual and a florist and their odd friendship started by a yellow tulip (which means “there is sunshine in your smile)

3) an aromantic girl finds out she can see the red strings of fate and that leads to her opening one of those love connection businesses called Your Red Threads

4) a dragon who can turn into a human falls in love with a princess; also the dragon is a girl too so lesbians

5) a group of English major college students with powers have to kick the ass of a former science professor because her hobby was human experimentation also they gotta deal with said human experiments trying to kill them so yay?

6) the fox familiar of a warlock has to go save their dumbass master because he is too stupid to save himself from an evil witch also the familiar’s only help is a smol little trainee who can’t even brew a simple potion; the familiar begins to regret all their life choices

7) a very zealous scientist discovers that the dead do not really die, but their atoms manifest on a whole new plane of existence/ aka she tries to prove string theory and that ghosts are actually remnants of the dead person’s atoms taking form of their former self; she fucks heavily with the supernatural and ghosts and some dark force now wants to kill her

sandbirde

1. Two teenage girls/datemates (one agender (I promise this actually matters I’m not just trying to score Queer Points)) in your average dystopian-world-that’s-not-so-subtly-an-allegory-of-the-United-States embark on an epic quest (one somewhat unwillingly) to overturn the Big Bad Government and create a new, better world for their people; various trope-y tragedies(?) ensue, mostly due to miscommunication. 2. A man accidentally reveals his biggest secret after one too many beers at a party, and now must deal with the consequences and collateral damage, although the person he told may prove trustworthy yet (so a bunch of teen drama, basically). Wow, I made them sound really boring, huh…^^;