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OHHHH IM GONNA VOMIT THIS NEW NO HOME CHAPTER HAS ME GULPING DOWN MY BILE I FEEL HORRIBLE THIS IS SO BAD WHATAFRUIT WHY WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS WHYYY WANAN WHYYYY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

#sometimes i wonder what is going through wanan's head #this is maybe the MEANEST thing that couldve happened to him

i usually read the new no home chapters twice but i CANT THIS TIME. WHY WANAN. WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO HIM

#no home #no home manhwa #no home chapter 243 #haejoon goh

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The year is 2020. Nobody is free. Even you are enslaved, unable to post, unable to speak… there is only one group still free from the iron grip of the government.

You hear one behind you. They are always watching, always. They creep slowly towards you, feet shuffling along the ground- you can hear them breathing in your ear now. You were a fool to think you could escape.

A noise. The creature has opened its mouth, and you tense up, waiting for the dreaded words to fall across your ears.

‘Uwu what’s this ^≗ω≗^?’

The words are like lightning, crashing through the barriers of your mind and settling in your heart. Fear permeates you, and you begin to tremble.

‘Owo! Is somewone owt of bed? Cuwrfew was a while agwo =^･ω･^=.’

You can’t bring yourself to say anything in your defense. Your body feels like jelly, and it shakes under you, threatening to collapse under the weight of your fear.

‘Uwu… wewll, we can’t hawve this ꏿ ω ꏿ!’

You know what is coming before you hear the sound… the sound of the metal weapons, sliding against each other. It is over. Unable to hold yourself up anymore, you collapse onto the ground, terror throbbing through your body.

‘Owo, thewre is only one thing I can do for youw now (ﾐⓛᆽⓛﾐ).’

The sound comes. Metal on metal, it screeches behind you. The end is here, and you close your eyes.

Your last memory is the feeling of cold metal on your throat.

unicornsfromthesky

hholy fuck I forgot I wrote this

#horror #old repost #16 year old me deserves some attention for writing this

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made an advertisement for my home

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It’s been three years and I still think this is funny, 13 yo me needs more credit

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It’s been five years and I still think this is funny

I took this screenshot 5 years ago today... just wondering how she’s doing

#a screenshot of a chronic dumbass #dont even remember how i found this gem #what was she yelling about?#havent a clue #wishing her well in this new year

Thought this said ‘enjoy 60% of your life as a clam’ and was extremely startled

#what were they going to do to me if i said yes #a clam gun? claminator?#and how do they know my lifespan so well...#thank god it was just meditation app

How it feels to be in school

#i couldnt figure out what i was getting weong #and then i realized #it was actually the test itself the entire time #huh i wonder what that could be a metaphor for

My vets told me my now thirteen-year old cat would live to be around ten, ‘longer if he has good care’.

I’ve had him since he was only two months old, and I’ve known him since he was born- I can’t bear the thought that one day I will see him for the last time.

So, now every time I leave him (when I go to bed, when I go to school) I tell him I love him, so that I know the last thing I ever did with him was kiss him on the head and tell him that he’s loved.

#i love my cat so much #it makes me tear up that one day i wont have him anymore #i cant even remember life without my kit kat #i was only four or five when i got him #i picked him because he was the runt of the litter #hes a little mutated #he has about six or seven extra toes #but i love him #cats #love cats #i love cats #my best boy

Me, minding my own business:

My brain for no fucking reason: ...piece of shit... stupid gremlin ass looking bitch... lazy ass motherfucker... u look like garbage dumpster

#just shut up #honestly

She took off... .45 of a point... WHY NOT JUST DO .5 LADY YOURE KILLING ME

#good god #why

Me, off my meds: *doesn’t talk to anyone the whole day, trust issues with everyone, goes home and watches anime for ten hours before falling asleep with computer still on*

Me, on my meds: *schedules meetings with new people, greets people in the morning, goes to the gym, gets home and does laundry, takes a shower before completing schoolwork for the day*

#when i started taking my meds a year and a half ago it literally changed my life #not even joking #i never even knew or suspected i had moderate to severe adhd until the appointment #i really thought i was just like that #and i couldnt change #but i was wrong #so many things are better now #i can finally think clearly #adhdlife #reminde also #my meds happened to work great for me #but i was lucky #not everyones meds work for them like they do for me #thank you to the fucking heavens that i was lucky

My favorite ASMR videos

#asmr #my favorite asmr roleplay #big chungus #there are weirder ones on this app #im not kidding

Jon S is no longer living

#these are real reviews #actual restaurant #the owner is just like that #food was good tho #nice italian pasta

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I... I mean I know wish is a strange place but who could possibly be the target audience for THIS????

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OH GOD I GOT THE SAME AD!!!

#no joke!!#maybe the ads target a specific audience #*cough* tumblr

N... Nicolas Cage??? Uwu

#an actual ad i saw #nicolas cage #this is ridiculous #these ads are getting worse by the day

So I’m staying at a sports camp right, with my two coaches and my teammate

Im in my room, chilling, and then I hear my teammate screaming from the kitchen, “EW NO DONT OH MY GOD I CANT BELIEVE YOU ITS STILL ALIVE” and a lot of smacking noises

So I go to check it out right, thinking maybe it’s a spider or a frog or something

Well, nothing prepared me for the sight of a LIVING FISH BEING BEATEN TO DEATH WITH A ROLLING PIN IN OUR SINK

We hadn’t even gone fishing or bought any from the store, apparently our neighbors came by and handed out some free fish!!!

#that was not what i expected #i literally had no idea where the fish came from #i was definetly freaked out at first #but once it no longer had a head it started to look more like food #and i calmed down

What if we spelled gentle like dental and dental like gentle

Or pony like bologna

Gental, Dentle, Pologna

#perfect #god could not be more proud of me #i simply did what was right

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