Fuck your opinions.

My names Cindy, I like getting to know cool people and stuff so talk to me 👀 👄

[iv-fischer]

him: hey :) me: you’re lying

[igglooaustralia]

In Bed with the Bae

Her: Babe I wanna have a baby

Me: When?

Her: Right now… *Climbs on top of me*

Me: *Throws her off*

*pulls out Calendar*

Me: Uh uh. Look here.. right now it’s September and approximately 9 months from now it’ll be around June, which means there’s a strong chance our baby could be a Gemini. Too Risky. Let’s not.

[oddity-txt]

So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

[oddity-txt]

I named him chicken nugget

[oddity-txt]

Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

[oddity-txt]

So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

[oddity-txt]

update hes entirely yellow now

[oddity-txt]

i made him a tube room

hes crawlin all over the place checking it out

[oddity-txt]

its happening

[oddity-txt]

False alarm he moved a bit This guy

[oddity-txt]

??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna

[oddity-txt]

whats he doing

[oddity-txt]

its happening part 2 For Real This Time

[oddity-txt]

chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway

[oddity-txt]

i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone

[oddity-txt]

sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now

hes been chillin like this for a couple days 

[oddity-txt]

hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

[madsciences]

we believe in you, chicken nugget

[unicornvomitworld]

mom: your room is trashed

me: rock and roll

[itsaubreylmfao]

do you ever see a picture of someone with a body like yours and you’re momentarily comforted like they look pretty good…i probably look good too

[justthinkingaboutcatsagain]

which is why fat representation is so so important

[themushr000m]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[anghellrose-deactivated20180626]

100% proof i am a plant

smol

needs attention

if ignored i shrivel up and die

[smarter]

[adapto]

[illumahottie]

I am infuriated

[frontpagewoman]

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

“Fuck it I’ll do it.” - Black Women

[mishasminions]

POKEMON GOGH

[awesome-picz]

How To Take Care Of A Sad Person.

Follow us: https://www.facebook.com/foto2015/

[girlfloor]

Need

[criminalxintent]

someone please come take care of me

[quibbs]

when u have strong political opinions but u also have anxiety disorder….. social justice worrier

[typecozey-deactivated20201222]

*loves being independent and spending time with myself *wants to get married Tomorrow

[katimcgrath]

WHY

[sea-devil-22]

This makes “Virgina” tear up 

[katimcgrath]

IS NO ONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT HOW SHE LOOKS LIKE REGINA VIRGINA FROM ONCE UPON A TIME?

[krissy727]

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOW. LMAO.

[stayawayfromthewalls]

Damn it Moon Moon get your names straight!

[reginaisthegoodone-deactivated2]

The three phases of a queen

Virgina

Regina

Trollgina

[darthsavior-deactivated20241106]

Don’t forget Wilma ok

[swanqueengranger-deactivated201]

I am ROLLING. OMFG. I love you, SWEN.

[brainstatic]

Look at me. Look me in the eye. On November the 8th, 2016, one of two things will happen: Hillary Clinton will become president, or Donald Trump will become president. These are the only two possibilities. The superdelegates aren’t going to switch. An indictment isn’t coming. There is no third possibility. There is no space between the spaces where you can hide. Every vote for Donald Trump requires two Hilary Clinton votes to overcome. A Hillary Clinton vote can only be overcome by two Donald Trump votes. If you stay home, a Donald Trump vote doubles its power. This is the real, actual reality of the situation. There is not one other option.

[pelicanhypeman]

And there’s no ctrl-alt-del for the election. Read up on 2000 if you doubt this.

[clairenovac]

And to those of us who supported Bernie, he WANTS you to vote for Hillary. If you believe in him and his mission you will follow his advice. He knows that writing his name in, or voting for anyone else besides Clinton, is effectively voting for Trump.

[colethewolf]

Refusing to vote for Hillary is a vote for Trump, no matter how much you scream and say how it’s not. And if you’re standing by to do nothing in regards to taking down Trump, then you ARE grouped along with the rest of the people in this country that ruin things for everybody else.

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via b_flex14)

[creepsandcrawlers]

WHY IS THEIR GRANDPA SO JACKED WHO DID THIS

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]