[unintentionally]

I slept for max 3 hours last night and I have two more hours of work release me from this prison

[unintentionally]

I am the queen of making mistakes at work but fixing them before anyone notices

[unintentionally]

Me driving to work at 8am, on day three of my set: wow my hair still feels to clean and light!

Me at 11am: I AM A GREASE PIT aaauuughhhhggghhgg

[unintentionally]

Woah!

[unintentionally]

I’m so mad at my boss she set up a vague ass meeting last minute and then sat me down in front of her computer and told me to find “content” for like 10 different products. Clarifying questions were asked because tf do you mean by content.

Me:“What are they using the content for?”

Her: “they’re scraping it” FOR WHAT MY GUY

Me: what kind of content are you after?

Her: anything and everything

Me: ok well you could try this location for these sort of things this one for that

Her: what it’s not all in one location?

No, the one page marketing flyers and the technical manufacturing specifications and the material specifications aren’t all in the one place for ten different products

Her: well don’t you create marketing flyers?

Me: not for products that have been in the market for ten years and I started this role two years ago

Her: what about updates to the offer and new materials being brought in

Me: that goes in the weekly comms to the team but it’s sorted by week

Her: well it’s a really big problem that we don’t know where that is

Well I showed you where it is you just didn’t like it!!!!

[unintentionally]

The free internet is dead and we are dancing on its rotting corpse

[batshit-auspol]

May, 2019: Minister Angus Taylor forgets to switch to his alt account before commenting praise on his own Facebook status

To this day, Angus cannot post on social media without being flooded with comments reading "Fantastic. Great Move. Well done Angus."

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[batshit-auspol]

Pleased to announce this guy just became the leader of the opposition in Australia, and the comments on instagram did not dissapoint

[noknowshame]

I know we’re all like lawless nonconformists but you really can’t be texting and driving. that’s one of the ones you’ve gotta listen to for real

[unintentionally]

I’m so sorry to hear about he your unprecedented snow storms Northern America, it will be over 45 degrees in parts of the state for over a week starting tomorrow and there was already approx (but most likely way over) 400,000 hectares burned by bushfires like two weeks ago. Also it hasn’t really rained in two months. Ha. Ha.

[unintentionally]

Oh my gods I woke up 40 minutes late and missed my 9am meeting but I log in to see that my boss cancelled the 9am at 8:59 thank fuck oh my god

[unintentionally]

I fear I made a social faux pas at work

[gil-estel]

in high school trig/pre-calc, did you have to memorize the unit circle?

yes

no

don't remember

didn't take trig/pre-calc

nuance

Voting ended onDec 17, 2025

[gil-estel]

This thing:

[unintentionally]

No but in highschool music class we had to memorise a different circle:

The circle of fifths

[unintentionally]

how one sewing company broke sewing for EVERYONE

This is a very good video the down fall of Joann Fabrics, capitalism, hostile takeovers, private equity, and has a very strong undercurrent of love for sewing and craft and people

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

[fellator]

doesn't it piss you off that you have to find something to eat every single day. every one of them. just every day. you gotta eat something

[wulfhalls]

forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

[cumaeansibyl]

yeah I have political reasons for it now but my original and still most powerful reason is "I am not getting out of this bed one single second before I have to"

[dailyquests]

Thank your local Etsy Witch.