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The Rise of the First Order and Some Other Shit TM
ghouls-beneath:
So,Ā The First Order wiki page (that cites theĀ Star Wars: The Force Awakens: The Visual DictionaryĀ a great deal, as well as the official Star Wars Databank.) has a fuckton of good info.Ā
What happened right afterĀ the Galactic Civil War?
It basically ended after this huge ass brawl above Jakku, where theĀ Empire made their last stand.Ā
Obvious, since we see all the fallen bits and pieces of Empire stuff all over Jakku.
But after this, the Empire was forced to sign basically a peace treaty with the hopes that itād neuter them. This was called the Galactic Concordance.Ā
With this agreement this, the Empire had to:
Stay within certain areas set by the Republic.
IMMEDIATELY stop their acts of aggression.
Cut that shit out with the stormtroopers: donāt recruit, donāt mobilize.Ā
Finally, abandon their famed Imperial Academies where they trained people for their army/navy/etc.
Fun Fact: Luke actually wanted to join up, but his uncle forbade him. (Thatās an AU in the makingā¦)
Additionally, Galactic Republic companies were restricted from selling weapons/etc to them.Ā
How did they get away and rebuild?
They fucked right off into the unknown, thatās how. Literally into the Unknown Regions, away from where the Republic could see their shenanigans.
Still wanting to carry out the Empireās principles, former Officers came together to form the First Order.Ā
They started colonizing worlds, building shipyards and research centers and training troops, essentially licking their wounds and preparing for another mass militarization effort.
Snoke caught notice and decided to bequeath himself to the First Order. Itās not stated how exactly how he got to be in charge.
Itās implied he already had Kylo Ren under him as an apprentice by then, but definitely not stated explicitly.
The First Order military itself
Knowing that the Republic was now the powerhouse in terms of numbers, First Order training shifted.
Guerrilla tactics and improvisation became standard.
Troops used vivid simulations for training exercises.
Training continued onboard on capital ships.
They also wanted to be better equipped. Several Galactic companies spun off subsidiaries just to sell to the First Order, to work around Galactic Republic Restrictions.
Sonn-Blas Corporation, Sinear-Jaemus Army Systems, Aratech-Loratus Corporation, Kuat-Entralla Engineering are listed as creators of a huge amount of Order equipment, ships, and weaponry.Ā
Basically: they had help. They didnāt make all their tech all themselves.
A note regarding out favorite TR-8R: Every ten member sqad had one of three specialized stormtroopers:Ā
the megablaster heavy assault troopers ā the automatic/high rate of fure weaponry
flametroopers
riot control stormtroopersā much like TR-8R!
Colonization and the population of the First order at large
Ā Snoke and Kylo Ren (specifically noted) continue to colonize the Unknown Regions over the years.
Because of this colonization, the First Order lacked an official capital. Snoke often moved it before Starkiller became the unofficial base.Ā
Because of the Orderās early work, a new generation was born and raised exclusively in the off world planets, treated to a sterilized and Empire-favored slant on history.
Pre-recorded propaganda often played, playing up the Order and down the Republic.
While they favored the patriotic, they were ruthless on those that werenāt/protestors. Live-fire dispersal was permitted.
A numberā if not mostā of them are like Finn, raised from birth into first order training. no name, possibly taken from a family, etc.
Additionally, itās noted that there are many labor camps and mining operations in First Order space, mostly populated by non-human species.
Kylo Ren
Kylo and his Knights of Ren did not just destroy Luke Skywalkerās attempt at restarting the Jedi Order: they also subsequently purged and hunted down those with Force affinity.
He was granted independent power separate from the military ranks of the Order.
Sound familiar? This was a deliberate move to mirror to Vaderās own role.
Bonus effect: this kept upper ranking military officials afraid of him/Snoke by extension, as they often ran into him when trying to accomplish their own goals that were in conflict with Kyloās.
How did theyĀ get away with it?
The New Republic Senate basically believed that the Order posed no real threat to the galaxy at largeā as long as they followed the rules.
Yeah. So of course they didnāt.
TheyĀ blatantly defied that, as outlined above.
Prominent members of the Republic voiced concern over this, but especiallyĀ Leia .
They were scoffed at by the Senate, and her especially for being an alarmist and warmonger.
Saying fuck THIS, Leia recruited as many former and forgotten military officers as possible to form the Resistance.
The Republic had passed the Military Disarmament Act which was designed to cut the size of the Republic military.
They were funded by like minded members of the Republic Senate, as noted in the film.
Phew! Thatās a lot of shit. If any of it is wrong please let me know, I tried to put it in as much order as I could.Ā
The general timeline of the First Order is not 100% clean, so itās unknown how much they colonized before Snoke, when Kylo Ren showed up or even when he massacred Lukeās pupils. If youāve any textual insight Iād love to read them! rai
Please for the love of the force let the unconfirmed third anthology film be an Obi Wan Kenobi movie
PSA: I don't care if we start a millon threads with eacthother and not one of them gets done
Its about having fun and growing into your muse and expanding your character.Ā
Yes, books are dangerous. They should be dangerousāthey contain ideas.
Pete Hautman (via wordsnquotes)
okay but IMAGINE FINN AND REY CHECKING WITH POE ABOUT WHETHER SOME ASPECT OF THEIR CHILDHOOD WAS HORRIFYING
Rey: āwhat is the normal number of times to go to bed hungry?ā Poe: āZERO. ZERO IS THE NORMAL NUMBER OF TIMES TO GO TO BED HUNGRY.ā Finn: āthat CANāT be right. What if they give you enough calories but just artificially stimulate your hunger reflexes to prepare you for survival situations in the future?ā Poe: āā¦what the fuck is wrong with the First Order?ā
Rey: āAt what age is it a good idea for a child to fight a desert scavenger to keep them from robbing you? Older or younger than 8?ā
Poe: āā¦ā
Finn: So, putting a kid in a isolation cell is totally a normal punishment, right?
Poe: *internal screaming*
Finn: What about mandatory health screenings? Do they have those as well?
Poe: *internal sob of relief* Yes! Yes, those a thing!
Rey: What price are internal organs going for these days? It was - ten credits for an ear, right?
Finn: No, thatās the mandatory recompense sum for organ donation -
Poe: What.
Poe giving up and just sitting Rey and Finn down in front of a channel on the HoloNet that shows nothing but Normal Family Sitcoms because he was never prepared for Internal Organ Sales at 10 credits a pop.
This backfires: Finn and Rey treat the HoloNet version of Full House as an absurdist comedy, and the parts where they start laughing really disturb Poe.Ā
There are posts about Finn that come across my dash frequently that really concern me.
Itās not that I donāt think musings about what a sweet innocent soul he is and imagining what his humble life mustāve been like are coming from a loving place, but Finnās character has already been filled in via a canon source, and it was not humble.Ā
Read the novel āBefore the Awakening,ā where you will learn that while FN-2187 may have pulled shifts as a janitor just like any military trainee has to work some shit jobs, he was actually the absolute rock star of his elite band of Stormtroopers. He was the natural leader, the best of them all, the highest scores in every possible measure, someone Phasma and Hux were well aware of as the shining example of what their pet Stormtrooper program could accomplish. He was everything theyād worked for for years.
The only problem was, he cared too much about his fellow Stormtroopers, even though they didnāt return the feeling, due to indoctrination and some envy of his superiority. It is pretty obvious, reading BtA, that Finn is Force sensitive. It is that Force sensitivity that set him apart, and made him the one who could overcome a lifetime of indoctrination and get out.
I know itās the fault of the film for sketching him so lightly, but guys, it is crucial that we start acknowledging who Finn is, and his strengths. Which, canonically, are leadership, strategy, all the skills a commander must have. I worry that there is too much PRECIOUS PURE CINNAMON ROLL going on and not enough shared knowledge of his *canon character background and gifts*.
Please spread the word about Finn. This sort of thing shortchanges him horribly. When the FO lost FN-2187, they lost more than just another Stormtrooper. They lost a future general, and the Resistance picked one up.
āThey lost a future general, and the Resistance picked one up.āĀ
# RIPS MY SHIRT OFF FOR FORCE SENSITIVE FINNĀ (via arriku)
I donāt want to care. If I care about things, itāll just be worse, itāll just be another thing to worry about. Itās less painful if I donāt care.
Bret Easton Ellis, Less Than Zero (via wordsnquotes)
Life is suffering. It is hard. The world is cursed. But still you find reasons to keep living.
Hayao Miyazaki
I donāt know how to apologize, so⦠Unfuck you. Or whatever.
Aomine Daiki, trying to apologize.Ā (viaĀ incorrectknb)
A Note to my Followers
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To the followers who buzz like bees: When you reblog 17 of my posts or send my multiple asks in a row, you arenāt being irritating. Youāre making me feel like Iām doing something right as a blogger. Thank you.
To the shy anons: I donāt know if you follow me or not, but regardless of why you sent in that ask, Iām just happy to be hearing from you. You arenāt a bother. You make me feel awesome.
To all of my followers whoever you are: Thank you for hitting that button. Thank you for sticking with me. If you ever need a shoulder to cry on or someone to celebrate with you, Iām here for you! If you ever need something explained, Iāll answer as best I can.
Thank you all of you.
star wars female character memeĀ [2 emotions] ā³ determination
filming announcement: gives me like 5 seconds of luke's face from literally just a different angle
me, wearing all black with a cloak, green lightsaber, and the chanel boots: did somebody say luke skywalker
Anakin Skywalker as a father headcannons
-When Luke was born he was the first to hold him
-Letās be honest he let out a few manly tears
-Obi-Wan was the godfather
-And he cursed Anakin for making him deal with Skywalkers all his life. Not like he had enough trouble raising Anakin or anything.
-When Anakin changed a diaper for the first time he got peed on. Padme cried of laughter as she changed Leia.
-He was not amused
-But then Luke stared at him and (through the force bond) Anakin felt something like adoration from his son and he was like āalright. You win.ā
-Belly time was a favorite for father and son because, for Anakin, he just layer on the floor and talked to Luke like a adult and Luke liked the floating things above him
-As Luke got older an became more mobile Anakin started to have miniature races with him.
-6ā5ā man against a wobbly, off balanced, toddler. Luke won. Everytime.
-One day Leia and Luke were playing around and Luke found Anakin s saber and so he gave it to Leia to hold and he put his small face against where the saber actual came out if as Leia and her pudgy fingers were playing with the shaft if it
-Anakin had a heart attack āLeia, sweetie, give Daddy the saber back.ā
-He lifted the twins with force and was like āno more Jedi stuff for youā
-He lied. So much Jedi in their little lives
-Another heart attack when it was school time
-Luke and Leia only talked with each other at school because the other younglings were too outgoing for them and Anakin was worried that they were going to become outcast
-Padme talked him out if that and was all ālook buddy there twins theyāll be fine, and theyāre also pretty fucking cool for kidsā
-It was okay after a while
-Luke went with anakin to the temple slot while Leia went with Padme to the Senate
-Luke often wondered off in the Temple
-Anakin often thought about getting a tracker ticked onto him
-Obi-Wan was usually the one to find Luke because, like his father, Luke would find Kenobi no matter what. He . Was. Doing.
-āOh,youāre meditating? Let me ask you a hundred and one questions about nothing. Wait, youāre on your way to a important meeting with the council? Let me follow you and knock on the door even if you say nowās not the time because I want your constant attention no matter how old I am.ā
-Luke and Anakin like Obi-Wans constant attention.
-Incase you couldnāt tell.
-Luke will often follow Anakin, and imitate what heās doing. Sometimes Leia would to, but then she would get bored and go back to drawing or reading or helping Padme sort papers. Ā
-Luke was called Pilot growing up.
-Anakin and Luke built little robots together
-Luke was 11 when he went up on a ship that was supposedly decommissioned, but when he pressed a bunch of buttons pretending to be a actual pilot he accidentally closed the door ships and started it up.
-Luckily it didnāt fly or anything (not enough fuel) but it alerted the hanger
-Anakin wasnāt exactly impressed with that stunt, but Luke has done alot of stupid shit in the 12 years heās been alive.
-And he kept doing stupid shit
-Especially with a smuggler named Han Solo
-Anakin knew Leia and him were good together, but he wasnāt so sure about him and Luke being friends
-Luke was butt hurt on his height cause heās so short compared to Anakin
-āThanks mom.ā
-As he got older and became more Jedi Knight Anakin was proud and boisterous
-He was the parent in the back of room that went āTHATS MY BOYā when his name was called
-Obiwan was not impressed
-Anakin often embarrassed Luke by accident
-Like, for instance, Mara Jade. Ā
-And When he was officially titled Jedi Knight
(āTHATS MY BOY!ā)
-Anakin cried on the inside when Mara and Luke found out they were having a baby
āWhat do you mean your having a baby, youāre a baby yourselfā
āDad Iām 28ā
āShut up, your like 12.ā
-He cried a little when he held Ben Skywalker
-He looked so much like Shmi
-Except the hair
-Just, Anakin being a total soccer dad
āā Tell me if you want more headcannons on certain situations! š