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Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!
Guys I reblogged this and then wrote an 8000 word story I didn’t even have a solid plan for. Reblog this shit.
Please work my Thesis is not going to write itself
This chair is for the Gays only and yall know it
I NEED THIS IMMEDIATELY
I truly appreciate all the folks in the tags with Autism and/or ADHD just freaking out in delight that this even exists.
I want ten.
It’s $875
Homophobia and ableism strikes again
Or you could sit in a real chair like human beings.
Homophobia and ableism strikes again.
A professor gave us an extra credit option: take a picture of yourself outside, doing something that you would not usually do. We were told not to take it too seriously. Here is my entry:
I maintain that sticking my head in the mailbox is not something I do on a regular basis.
Love that some of you are reblogging this. You looked at a picture of a guy with his head in a mailbox and went "yeah"
Can't wait to see if everyone did something like this or if they had a normal reaction. I will keep you posted.
[ID: a photo of a pale person wearing a black t-shirt and jeans with his head in a mailbox /END ID]
Hello to everyone asking for an update!
The professor has said that he will put all submitted pictures into a powerpoint to be shown in class tomorrow (Tuesday, March 9th). I am very much looking forward to seeing the reaction from him and from the rest of the class. I promise to keep you informed.
Update: the professor saved my picture for last. I was told that I had "truly embodied the spirit of the assignment" and that I had gone "above and beyond."
Also, to everyone who is worrying about whether or not I got my head out, I was gifted with a very small head, and while I got out just fine I would NOT recommend this if you have a large head or even a normal sized head.
Hey you guys should make this into a meme.
Hows this?
Perfect
Marilla Cuthbert’s iconic comebacks
“My late submission for MerMay day 4: Star Wars. I’m bery proud of this piece! May the Fourth Be With You! #mermay #Mermay2020”
Are they SURE they meant to write the word “ruined” instead of “liberated film from the stranglehold of?” Maybe their hand slipped??????????????????
Oh some of you missed it, okay, so this movie was set to hit theaters exactly when all theaters were shut down for the quarantine and rather than delay it they took a chance at releasing it direct to home streaming from day one, the first time a major studio has ever done so, and yeah the numbers can be chalked up heavily to families stuck at home with nothing to do but they still weren’t expecting it to make 100 million dollars in just a couple weeks, especially not when the whole family just has to pay for it once instead of a bunch of tickets. It was such a STAGGERING success that it opened up discussion over whether movies actually need theaters anymore, whether the profits are only being held back by how much time, energy and money it takes for consumers to arrange a whole trip out to see a new release, and pretty much the only real conclusion being drawn is a resounding “yes, and that should have been patently obvious.” It had more studios rush to put things out for streaming and they continue to be making more money than they ever imagined, even factoring in all that collective cabin fever. It also has the Academy Awards changing their rules this year to include non-theatrical releases for the first time. Trolls World Tour might go down as one of the most important, most industry-shattering works in cinematic history, albeit not necessarily for its actual content (which is cute by the way, worth seeing).
(Forewarning, I’m biased because I’m in the film industry. And also just prefer seeing movies at the theater)
This IS actually gonna ruin the movie theater industry. What Universal (and other movie studios, U is just the most vocal about it) wants to do is simultaneously release movies to theater and digitally. They want to have their cake and eat it too– get the profits from the cinematic experience of the theater while raking in the digital rentals. The exception they would make to this is blockbusters, which they would only release in theaters.
Now why is this a problem? It fucks over the movie theater, and thereby the movie theater consumer.
Movie theaters cannot exist on blockbusters alone. They need the steady stream of butts in seats throughout the year to keep going. As most of us have experienced, the prices of tickets and concessions have been climbing to keep theaters open in the face of digital streaming. The dual release would make those prices skyrocket. We’re talking $25+ a ticket. $100+ for a family of four, before tax or concessions.
“Well I won’t go to the movies, I’ll just stream from home.”
1. Not everyone can do that. Plenty of people don’t have reliable internet access and streaming/downloading isn’t an option for them.
2. We are teetering on the edge of another film industry oligarchy. In the old days of Hollywood, banks would buy up studios and movie theaters both, and shut out the indie competitor from showing their films at all. They then were able to hike up the price of a ticket because only certain theaters were connected to certain studios. So Studio “A” would only send their films to “A” Theaters, creating a false scarcity that drove up the price for the consumer. Also hella illegal. The film industry got monopoly busted hard, and now the studio and theater are purposefully kept separate.
In streaming services, we have an echo of that model. Studios are creating their own streaming services and vice versa (Disney+, Amazon Studios etc). One of the few things keeping them in check is the movie theater industry, which acts as an equalizer– all tickets cost the same, regardless if it comes from an indie studio or the Big Five. The second we lose theaters, the streaming services are going to jump in price, I guarantee it.
3. The theater isn’t just about the movie. It’s about the communal experience of going out with friends, family, strangers. Making a night out of sitting in a cool, dark room. Staring up at a giant screen, enraptured by the film for those 90 minutes. You don’t get that experience at home.
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So what are the movie theaters doing? AMC, movie theater monopoly and my immortal enemy, has fired back at Universal– if they want to dual release, no AMC theater will show Universal films. Ever.
Universal has of course backtracked and said that they have no concrete plans to implement the dual release, they’re just thinking out loud, blah blah blah.
As much as it pains me, I’m on AMC’s side on this one. Because AMC is the only theater chain big enough to make good on that threat and hold off studios. Because we all go to the theater at least a couple times a year, and it shouldn’t cost the price of a grocery trip to do so. Because the theater, as flawed as it can be, makes cinematic experience accessible to the masses.
@louisbancroft
And I’ve seen people calling AMC “petty” for basically saying, “We’re not going to import your product when you’ve just set us up to ultimately LOSE money on showings of it.”
Theatres might well be dying, but AMC at least is not going to let Universal leech off of them while they’re taking their last breaths.
Going to the movies was one of our treausured “date” activities. We both LOVE going to a theatre, getting a tub of popcorn and watching films on a huge screen with other excited people.
I’m feeling a lot of ways about this.
Oh no oh fuck
For Fuck's Sake
“If I had not always demanded the best of you, would you really be going up on that stage today? I came to say that I am proud of you.”
I have noticed that, for most of the things I do, it takes me a while to start.
My mom asked me the other day to vacuum the doormat. I said yes. A few minutes went by. She asked again, worried I was not going to do it. I assured her that I was going to do it, just not immediately. And it indeed took me 5-10min to "close" (like one would close a tab or a file, but in my mind) what I was doing (reading something on my phone) before comfortably moving on.
I could have just paused my reading, done the vacuuming, and got back to my reading, but it felt more comfortable and natural to finish it and prepare myself for the upcoming task.
And it's like that with every little thing.
For instance, the one that prompted this post: I noticed my PC was out of battery and instead of immediately getting up to fetch the charger I sat there a few seconds, asking myself why I hadn't done it yet. And then I realized — it's not that I can't retrieve it, and it's not that I'm utterly lazy to the point of not wanting to get up either.
I just need a little bit of time.
It's actually transition time!! It's super hard for our brains to just jump from one thing to another it needs time to transition out of one task and I to the other one (or as you very perfectly put it "close the task")
Yes! Task Switching is a bitch
When I was younger I used to get hyperfocussed in my music and my sister thought it was hilarious to rip me out of it abruptly because of how I'd "overreact"
But it's like a mental switchboard?? If you've got a bunch of attention plugged in to a thing and you just rip all the plugs out at once, there's a bunch of power that needs to be dumped out to somewhere and that can literally and figuratively blow a fuse??
NTs will see you running a vital server and unplug it to charge their phone - then act brand new if you get annoyed about it
this explains it PERFECTLY
everybody is so bored while stuck inside bc of covid-19 that i just got an ff.net alert that a fic from 2009 i was following updated with a new chapter for the first time in FIVE YEARS
Reblog for your favorite old fic to rise from the grave.
Reblog for your writer’s block to go away so that you can actually resurrect your WIPs
Bookish Asks!
Spine: What is your favourite genre to read?
Comma: Who is your favourite character…. ever!?
Page: How do you get out of a book slump?
Library: What is one book that changed your views on a topic?
Words: What book made you love reading?
Typewriter: Have you ever cried over a book?
Letter: Who is your character crush?
Spelling: If you could be put into any universe, which would it be?
Bookstore: If you had a character written based on you, what would their personality and name be?
Grammar: What is the shortest period of time it has taken you to read a novel?
Scroll: What is your favourite weather to read in?
Printer: Why do you read?
Paperback: Strangest place you have read a book?
Hardcover: Least favourite book and why?
Bestseller: Who is your favourite author?
Binding: If you could give any book to a loved one, what would it be and why?
Chapter: Do you think reading is for everyone?
Blurb: How many books are you reading right now?
Cliffhanger: What book(s) are you reading currently?
Cover: Recommend a book for me?
Prologue: Describe the book you are currently reading using only emojis?
Epilogue: If you could rename any book, what would it be?
Title: What character would be your BFF?
Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow
I saw this before I left work last night and had a quiet hope, and today I checked my phone at about quarter to two, while I was still on my lunch break, and I’ve just got a job interview with the BBC next week
I’m not a big believer in anything much but I’m so happy holy shit. So like unrelated note but something real good happened to me at 1.42 today lol
Just reblogging bc I had such a bad week
This. I’ll take ‘two bags of potato chip fall instead of one from vending machine” at 1:42 tomorrow, I am that fucking needy right now.
Gift Shopping
A present for Pippa was never too hard to find, even as a girl. If it was pink you were already most of the way there. If it had kittens on unicorns on as well, you were onto a winner. Hecate never had much after Indigo, but Mrs Cackle secretly gave her a small amount of pocket money and ‘Father Christmas’ gave her a present, which she knew was also her. Same as the anonymous birthday present she always got. All out of sympathy and perhaps guilt, Hecate thought, but Pippa’s gifts were the ones she really looked forward to. Always practical, always well thought out, and always including something totally silly and fun with it too. Now that they were adults Hecate expected it would pretty much be the same, just with more funds available now that they both were paid teachers. Also there was the fact that this would be their first Christmas as a couple, so the present needed to be notable and special as well as the fun gift.
Pippa however had no trouble thinking about what she would be giving Hecate, she’d got it and had been keeping it a secret for a little while now. She hoped Hecate would love it, of course she would. How could she not? The secondary gift was something she’d bought from the Ordinary world that was full of sentiment, and although Hecate would probably say it wasn’t relevant or indeed applicable, she hoped she’d see its importance to them.
With both schools breaking up for Christmas and all of the students collected by 20th December, they could spend the next few days together as well, which was heavenly but very hard on Pippa, who found it so hard to keep her present hidden. So much so that by Christmas Eve she couldn’t wait any longer. Sitting Hecate down on the sofa and taking her hands in hers, which immediately made her think there was a problem, she nervously looked at her.
“Pippa, whatever is wrong? You’ve been acting rather peculiar for a while now and perhaps I am imagining it, but you have seemed for less inclined to be.. intimate with me. If you have found someone else I would prefer you just say so.” Hecate dipped her head looking like that was obviously what was going on. Pippa thought for a moment but then sighed and nodded “Yes Hecate, there is someone else. There has been for a couple of months now, but I wanted us to have this one Christmas together because it’ll be the last one we will have...
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.
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By ourselves.”
Pippa, still holding Hecate’s hands, placed them on her own small baby bump that she’d been hiding until now.
“Merry Christmas, Hecate. I hope you like your present.”
Hecate cried, but they were tears of happiness and joy, not loss as she pulled Pippa carefully into her arms and held her. The entire day was spent pretty much that way, talking about their baby, thinking about the future and starting to make plans. So much so that Pippa almost forgot about the frivolous gift until it was time for bed. Drawing Hecate over to the large window she handed her an envelope to open. Inside was some sort of star chart with a certificate, although the name was missing on it.
“There’s this Ordinary thing where you can name a star, so I picked one that could always be seen from Cackle’s and Pentangle’s. The name is blank because I thought that we might name it after our child when he or she is born.”
For the second time that day Hecate cried. She never thought that her heart could ever feel as much love as it did right now, but then Hecate Hardbroom wasn’t always right, and the birth of their daughter and holding her in her arms for the first time proved that.
Watching this (and fearing broken ankles with each loop) I can’t helping thinking about that old quote Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, except backwards and in high heels.
But no, if you watch closely you’ll see she doesn’t even step on the last chair. That means she had to trust that fucker to lift her gently to the ground while he was spinning down onto that chair. That takes major guts. I’d be pissing myself and fearing a broken neck if I were in her place. Kudos to her.
I can’t stop watching this.
#I watched this for too long to not reblog
Whoa.
Okay so this is true, but a tiny part of a wider truth.
Ginger Rogers was a FUCKING BADASS. Ignore for a sec the rampant sexism in Hollywood (they once bleached her hair blonde in wardrobe without telling her beforehand), the fact that she fought her whole career against typecasting and stereotyping from fellow actors (Katharine Hepburn famously said of the Astaire/Rogers partnership “she gave him sex. He gave her class” ) for starting out in musicals, and went on to have a career lasting over fifty years, winning a Best Actress Oscar (Kitty Foyle, 1940). But… JUST focusing on the Astaire movies…
Not only did she dance “backwards” in high heels, the dances were a task in themselves. Astaire was an absolute perfectionist and choreographed for himself, so as a younger, less experienced dancer Rogers came in at a disadvantage and worked her ass off to match him.
Then there’s the filming complications… these numbers were filmed in ONE TAKE. So one thing goes wrong and you have to start over. Maybe you make a mistake or maybe your dress flies up because…
Ginger had to contend with her wardrobe. Dancing in heels is the norm at this time, but dancing in a dress designed for cinema cameras… not so much. They were heavy, embellished, uncomfortable, restrictive and cumbersome and essentially a third member of the dance, strapped to the body of one partner.Not only did she have to dance and look good, she had to control the dress too!
Take this routine from Swing Time… (it gets going proper at 1:30ish)
This dress has weights, YES WEIGHTS, sewn in to the hem to make it fly out and create a visual effect. So it’s heavy, it hurts if it hits you, and your partner gets mad if it hits him. So you gotta control it.
Well it turns out all these factors on this set, this particular day aren’t going so well. So you’re doing take after take, here’s no labour laws, so at 4am after 18 hours you’re still going, even though part of the routine requires you to spin up those curved stairs with no rail at high speed….
Okay so now back to those high heels. In Ginger’s autobiography she vividly remembers this night as the night she bled though her shoes. They did so many takes, her feet blistered, bled, and the white satin high heels she was wearing finished he night pink because they were literally full of blood. And still they keep shooting. She keeps dancing.
The take they use in the film is the last. Early hours. Bloody feet. And she spins, acts and bosses out until that last second. Because she was that professional, talented and bloody minded. This is the last set of spins…
So I say once again. Ginger Rogers was a badass.
She did everything Fred Astaire did backwards, in high heels, wearing a 20 pound dress, exhausted, injured and standing in a pool of her own blood. And watching her perform, you would never know.
reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS
holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.
I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT
SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP
WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????
ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE
So last time I reblogged this I met Tom Hiddleston within the month…
Let’s try. :D
THIS FUXKING POST IS AMAZING I GOT ACCEPTED INTO ANOTHER UNIVERSITY GOD IT IS OF NO JOKE AHHHHH
Alright I reposted this and I wished that my friend that I liked would show me a sign of whether he liked me or not…
HE HUGGED ME THE NEXT DAY.
WE HAVE NEVER HUGGED.
EVER.
YOU GUYS.
I wish that things will work out in the best way with my job and student teaching placements.... let’s see if this works!
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