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[cinegasmic]

real life

[ampervadasz]

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

Isn’t this the potion Snow White’s stepmom used to turn herself into a witch 

[ironwoman359]

I love how pleased with this whole process he looks.

[okayysophia]

^^^😊

[zlink]

need someone to look at me the way this man looks at his science experiment

[alexander]

It’s keto

[nosez-moved]

im not a people pleaser anymore im a huge cunt now

[anarchogay]

me after setting one (1) boundary

[oomshi]

[goblincore-aesthetic]

Mona Lisa and her possum.

[laughconfetti]

This isn't real. You can't just put fake stuff on the internet. I am so upset, because I want this to be real so bad

[pretentiouslimericks]

It can be real if you believe and/or help me break into the louvre

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

[morelifealways-deactivated20240]

the idea of coming home to the love of your life is so soothing and nice I can’t wait to look forward to that

[wahtdahel-blog]

[thehighwayphantom-deactivated20]

The older I get, the more this makes sense

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via BurkhartAdriana)

[duendealexis]

Wasn’t iCarly that guy with the wax wings that flew into the sun and fucking got rest because same

[duendealexis]

I just realized my phone corrected Icarus to iCarly because I type iCarly more than Icarus okay thanks

[phillylesty-deactivated20180912]

I thought this was just a god tier shitpost

[mydeddyalabama]

eva have you seen or heard the dumb shit Jay Z is saying on nfl....

[deputychairman]

tumblr may be, uh, what’s the technical term - shit, but at least it didn’t give all our personal data to cambridge analytica and materially influence the american presidential election & the brexit referendum so you know!!! swings & roundabouts. swings & roundabouts.

[deputychairman]

for example, this is what tumblr knows about me:

which is good bc I don’t speak german. I feel safe here, yk? on tumblr you can still be 3 german-speaking dogs in a trenchcoat and they don’t know enough to argue.

[997]

no one: mormon str8 boys:

[azyin]

im horny but like horny to cuddle

[alolanfloatzel]

you’re lonely

[stone-elm]

[uhlxis-deactivated20240102]

🤷🏽‍♀️

period lmao

[0meadow-deactivated20200602]

quitting my job to focus on getting sluttier

[notallmensheviks]

i did this and it didn’t work at all

[garbagegold]

[hellbabyfromhell]

are you ever scrolling through tumblr and you have a thought and immediately lose it so you have to scroll back up to give your brain the conditions under which it originally created the thought so you can bring it back