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[mens-rights-activia]

I wonder what Christian meme groups are like. I mean some Christians have the biggest victim complexes in the world and if you couple that with first person perspective memes, you’d probably get memes like:

[oppositionresearch]

Oh thank fuck it is my time to shine

These are all from a Christian meme group that I joined for some reason but fell in love with

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’ve been consuming Christian memes since I was about fourteen and they’re all like this. Also:

[gay-hrothgars]

May I add:

[lladcy]

ok i spent hours looking through christian discord servers for these

[tacodarp]

Some personal favorites I’ve encountered

[rosslynpaladin]

I’m not sure if any of these count as blasphemy exactly but happy sunday yall.

[amydiddle]

This goes so well with what my mother says.

‘God has to have a sense of humor or else he wouldn’t have created us.”

[mistresskabooms]

Listen I know I’m Jewish but this shit is too fucking funny for me not to reblog

[smooththegoofyshark]

It’s Sunday y'all

[somehowsnakesblog]

I may be an atheist but y'all I lost it

[nerdybrokecollegestudent-deacti]

D E A D

[404-later]

MUST. ADD. TO. LIST. FROM. R/DANKCHRISTIANMEMES

[orion98]

My time has come

[devildykewashere]

one of my friends found radiooooo which is a site that streams music from any country from any decade (well, most countries/decade combos work) and we’ve been digging going on a quest to find what is rad

so far the following is good

50s/60s/70s/80s russia

70s cambodia

20s japan

80s ethiopia

80s india

[spacedumpster]

let’s add 70s armenia and 70s japan to this list

actually im willing to bet 70s *any country will be amazing, it’s all been really good so far

and if you go for 90s india fast music you might get hit in the face with tunak tunak tun right away so get your meme groove on

[devildykewashere]

one of my moms recommended 70s east germany and this proves true, this is weird and amazing in a good way

also set the mood to “weird” for maximum fun, it enhances literally every station

[stainedglassboots-blog]

Let’s say you wanted to glue fabric to wood, but what do you use? What about glass to paper? This to That lets you choose two things you want to glue and lists what types of glue is best. (Because people have a need to glue things to other things!)

[dramaticthreads]

This is an incredibly awesome site.  Go check it out!

[aicosu]

Whhhhaaaaaattt!???

[techfails]

EVERYONE NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS

This is one of the first websites I was told about in props. It also has information about the toxicity, adhere time, price, and other stuff about the glues.

[geekhyena]

Useful for cosplayers and DIY!

[murasakidoku]

I feel personally attacked.

[magic-and-moonlit-wings]

[replacement for first link, which wasn’t working] 

I went through the whole thing just to see what it said for each combination. 

[jhameia]

omg they have GLUE NEWS THIS IS SO FUCKING CUTE

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you have a need to glue things to other things

[krystal-prisms]

Amazing

[princesstigerbelle]

[alpha-beta-gamer]

CARRION is a brutal reverse horror game where you become an amorphous red tentacle monster and eat People as you attempt to escape the facility you’re imprisoned in,

Read More & Play The Alpha Demo, Free (Steam)

[marauders4evr]

I’m...I’m sorry, I just this minute realized that there are people out there who have no idea that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the best fictional father out there. You guys don’t mind if I bombard your entire dashboard with proof right? Excellent.

BONUS: Doofenshmirtz around children he literally just met who wrecked his ‘inator’.

Literally I could go on and on with examples but my computer’s starting to crash from the amount of images.

The point is that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the greatest fictional father out there and anyone who says otherwise was hit by a Lie-inator.

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Hey op?

BEST POST ON TUMBLR

[fluidityandgiggles]

And then you read the whole thing in his voice.

[aangusmcdonald]

d&d spells as memes. i’ll start

power word kill

[lichfucker]

heroes’ feast

[fayevalentin]

Mirror image

[lichfucker]

dissonant whispers

[neonprotagonist]

counterspell

[ethantherenegade]

Vicious Mockery

[gostaks]

Charm Person

[asriel-dreemurr]

magic missile

[brotherhoodofevilbears]

@tomthefanboy

[tomthefanboy]

Summon Elemental (Earth)

[tomthefanboy]

Delayed Blast Fireball

[tomthefanboy]

Polymorph Other

[siderealsandman]

Psychic Scream

[mrbiggsproductions]

Astral Projection

[ravsy-deactivated20200220]

This is my fav post.

[valkylander]

Mark of Justice

[jelloapocalypse]

Sacred Oath

[missmamibee]

love this video of three japanese fisherman seeing a cat and losing their minds

[missmamibee]

sequel 

[wired-infornography]

(via Show and Tell - Imgur)

[2tonsea]

I remember reading this a while back, I’m glad it’s made it’s way to my dash again

[twotibsawhisker]

things like this are more important than 90% of tumblr

[whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating]

bye im crying

[majorasmssk]

This comic made me feel things!

[johncrocker]

i found the video

source

[snarkymcbarky]

Are you shitting me?

[thescriptorium]

ive been thinking and honest to god: i think i would actually join a girl gang if the offer came. like a legitimate, hierarchical, “let’s carry knives under our skirts and beat up men” gang. fuck college

[thescriptorium]

bringing back the sukeban girl gangs from the 70’s that wore long skirts against teen sexualization and fucked things up for the patriarchy

[thescriptorium]

and this was no “5 girls in a small town” who made the news—this was yakuza level shit. 20,000 girls getting into gang fights and shoplifting and getting pissed off that only men were allowed to be rough and violent and angry

[thescriptorium]

and y’all wanna know the funniest part? immediately after this trend blew up, the Men decided to sexualize the hell out of these girls. this included movie adaptations and pornos where the skirts were made shorter and the tits were bigger cause apparently they had found their new fetish

but here’s how they actually looked, and it’s actually pretty badass:

[thescriptorium]

so anyways. who up for a girl gang

[polnareffsbouncybaraboobies]

You had me at Girl gang,where do i sign up

[slutsq]

just sleep at dojin~hyesung place beb😫

[buzzfeed]

[sailorbrazil]

no talk with me im angy

[6-phds-and-no-sense]

sometimes people try to tell me that scientists are paragons of rationality and I have to break it to them that I have yet to work in a lab that didn’t have at least one weird secret shrine in it

[6-phds-and-no-sense]

new guy: why is all of the equipment in this room covered in toys?

me: dONn’t touch those

new guy:

me: they need the toys to function. if they don’t all have toys they get jealous.

new guy:

new guy:

me: when something breaks just take the wizard and wave it around for a while. they seem to like that.

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

Science is rational, scientists are human. 

[eabevella]

In Taiwan we have a special brand of snacks named 乖乖 (literally means “well behaved” but in a casual way like when one’s compliment a child or a pet of being good) that has green package.

It has become the lucky charm in the IT industry because engineers believe it will make machine acting good (like the name of the snack) and stay in green light (like the color of the snack’s package) when a 乖乖 is put on top of a server.

It is the only food allowed in a server room and the biggest semicondoctor company in Taiwan (which is also the biggest worldwide) even commissioned the snack factory to make a customized version with blessing on the package.

This is how a server room is blessed by 乖乖. You put at least one on top of each server. It’s important that the engineers change them before the expire date because legend says the snack looses it’s power after expire date.

You’ll hear engineers swearing up and down that their server room crushed down the one time they forgot to change the snack.  Or some newbie ate the forbidden snack put on top of their server and caused a disastrous crush down.

The 乖乖 religion later spread to all people who want their machine to act nice. In the lab we put 乖乖 on ultra-low freezer (you really don’t want it to drop dead along with your 2 years’ worth of sample/data), mass spectrometer etc.

When Taiwan’s about to launch the first self made satellite in 2017, the develop team even put 乖乖 around the satellite model to prey for a successful launch (it did). This shit is real.

[valtsv]

taking stock meme phrases and translating them into Ye Olde English is literally top tier comedy

[valtsv]

“hoes mad” - average, basic, possibly funny in the right context and if it appeals to your personal sense of humor

“wenches vexed” - instant kill shot

[valtsv]

this post RUINED my sense of humor ever since i first saw it nothing else has even come CLOSE to making me laugh as hard and probably never will

[gsgdfsdfsdgfdg-deactivated20191]

gumball snaps and kills james charles

[thyrell]

god i know this website will call literally anything feral but this man really did embody the spirit of a rabid animal

[all-hail-the-kazoo]

A video of Gumball’s voice actor killing James Charles in a Minecraft PvP tournament was not what I was expecting to wake up to but I’ll gladly watch it

[natalie512]