[sasaq]

[goatpolice-deactivated20250128]

what do nudists do when they’re on their period

[goatpolice-deactivated20250128]

I still haven’t gotten an answer does no one know

[unkn0wn-loser]

parent: *says something passive aggressive directed at me*

me: *becomes irritated in response*

parent: wowww uncalled for?? how did I raise such a rude child why are you always on the defence

[jayalvarrez]

[sweet-montage]

you know you’re fucked when their voice turns you on

[gamsee]

today this white girl asked me why my hair is so curly and i said im black and she told me to say african american

[coldhartbby-deactivated20150813]

[punk-rockweirdo-deactivated2016]

Definitely the type of person to take the long way home to listen to more songs

[unkn0wn-loser]

a group of guys going out: hell yeah man i'm gonna get fucked up and if i find a hot girl i wanna take home i might need a wingman just fyi

a group of girls going out: okay ladies remember we're going in in formation B so we don't lose sight of one another, but if there's any trouble we decided on secret hand gesture alpha-6. don't accept drinks from anybody, we just can't risk it tonight. stacey, did you print out the blueprints of the frat house? oh i see you color coded it so we know which areas have the highest population density and which rooms are well lit, excellent. marie i need that report on incidents of date rape from the last five years. thanks. alright, i think we're all set then. remember the buddy system. let's have a wild night ladies, but stay safe.

[lucifurby]

[entire]

We could be soul mates, we could be so great.

[kaliforhnia]

“I don’t care what you think about me. I don’t think about you at all.”

Coco Chanel (via kaliforhnia)

[slave2beauty]

[bluenude2-blog-blog]

are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch

[unkn0wn-loser]

Being an artist and meeting other artists

Person: I'm an artist

Me: Oh cool! How much do you cry???

[realitytvgifs]

[thecommonchick]

can u imagine a family member going through your phone after you died and be like “this nasty bitch…. RIP tho”