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This is an 18+ ONLY blog. Do not follow if youāre under 18.
Iām over the age of 25. I wonāt give more detail than that.
This blog is where I post mainly about dildos and my use of them. I may talk about my health issues sometimes.
I think I might have squirted š³
"We assure you, this type of malfunction isn't typical with our products" they say, when I report that my third vibrator from them has stopped working. š
I buy my vibrators from Bellesa Boutique. They have a very nice range of products that fit all sorts of needs, and often have discounts that make them affordable. And even if some things are still on the high end, they usually have a cheaper alternative as well.
I've bought quite a few things from them over the last few years. And the main products I've used have broken within six months of regular use (I have a handful of products that are used more infrequently so they haven't broken yet).
Why do I keep buying from them then?
Well, the thing is... I used to buy cheap vibrators and they would also break very quickly, causing me to have to buy a new one. With Bellesa, one simple email showing a video of the broken product and they send me out a new one for free ASAP. So yeah, I pay more upfront but then I instantly get a free replacement when it stops working. And usually the product is higher quality to begin with than the cheap ones I had to buy repeatedly.
So yeah, even though I've repeatedly (three times now) had a product stop working within six months of use, I still buy from the company because I know they'll take care of it when that happens. And I do like their stuff.
Now, I haven't had a replacement stop working yet. I'm not sure what'll happen then lol.
Another one of my vibrators from them is going out š
I'll probably wait a month or two to report it. I don't want them to think I'm just trying to get free vibrators all the time lol. Also it's unpredictable about when it will work or not work, so I probably should wait until it's outright dead otherwise it'll be hard to get a video proving it's not working properly.
"We assure you, this type of malfunction isn't typical with our products" they say, when I report that my third vibrator from them has stopped working. š
I buy my vibrators from Bellesa Boutique. They have a very nice range of products that fit all sorts of needs, and often have discounts that make them affordable. And even if some things are still on the high end, they usually have a cheaper alternative as well.
I've bought quite a few things from them over the last few years. And the main products I've used have broken within six months of regular use (I have a handful of products that are used more infrequently so they haven't broken yet).
Why do I keep buying from them then?
Well, the thing is... I used to buy cheap vibrators and they would also break very quickly, causing me to have to buy a new one. With Bellesa, one simple email showing a video of the broken product and they send me out a new one for free ASAP. So yeah, I pay more upfront but then I instantly get a free replacement when it stops working. And usually the product is higher quality to begin with than the cheap ones I had to buy repeatedly.
So yeah, even though I've repeatedly (three times now) had a product stop working within six months of use, I still buy from the company because I know they'll take care of it when that happens. And I do like their stuff.
Now, I haven't had a replacement stop working yet. I'm not sure what'll happen then lol.
Don't know what's up but I've been having the most intense orgasms of my life this week what the fuck
Hey now, no stealing my orgasms! š
My orgasms! š
If my orgasms arenāt as intense next time, Iām blaming all of you.
Itās our time!
Everyone report back: how have your orgasms been this week?
Don't know what's up but I've been having the most intense orgasms of my life this week what the fuck
Hey now, no stealing my orgasms! š
My orgasms! š
If my orgasms arenāt as intense next time, Iām blaming all of you.
Don't know what's up but I've been having the most intense orgasms of my life this week what the fuck
Hey now, no stealing my orgasms! š
Don't know what's up but I've been having the most intense orgasms of my life this week what the fuck
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Thank you! š„°
Nothing like cockwarming a knotted dildo on your birthday š„°
I was finally able to use a dildo after a whole fucking year of not being able to because of my health issues š
Sadly no knot or anything too big because I thought it best to take it slow lol. But unfortunately I donāt know when Iāll feel well enough to do it againā¦
are the temu dildos safe? one of my friends got one because he's on a budget and its the cheapest one he could find
I wouldn't trust water from temu if I was dying in the desert personally
@thebibliosphere anonās friend needs help from the horde of knowledgeable autistic lesbians you avoided summoning yesterday
Under zero circumstances should anything from Temu be inserted into an orifice.
Anon's friend should check out @funkittoys' NoFrillDos.
Quote from the link above:
With no corner left uncut that doesn't compromise pleasure or safety, NoFrillDos are the cup ramen of sex toys. If you can afford fancier, buy fancier, but if not,Ā I think you should be able to get a safe dildo without worrying about rent. Available in eight tangible shapes, three adequate size categories, & four visible colors, there's a NoFrillDo that'll be just fine for you. If you're strapped for cash but still want a few bells and whistles*, you can add Frills with a No?FrillDo, which have suction cup and bullet vibe holder options available below. *Literal bells and whistles not available.
reminder that animal genitalia packers are cool and awesome and great at relieving species dysphoria and you are NOT a zoophile for wanting or having one!
and for the record, minors should stay out of discussions like this :) it's okay to be uncomfortable with packers and animal genitalia but it is NOT okay to harrass people who utilize them!
wait holup you can get those?? god damn lemme go root around need one of those
yeah! canine packers are the most common, here's my list of all the ones i've found
My review of my new oral-sex-simulating sex toyā¦
A lot of work to use. A lot of work to clean. Not very fun. Maybe even a little dangerous. The suction rides a fine line between sucking way too hard and not sucking at all. The vibration part is waaaaaaay too intense.
Overstimulation city.
Definitely could be fun if youāre into overstimulation but I donāt have the strength to do that by myself lol.
My new toy came and my mom brought it to me because sheās the one who gets my mail. She handed it to me and said have fun.
She knows itās a sex toy.
She said not now. Later.
Iām dying.ļæ¼ļæ¼ļæ¼ļæ¼
my finances are in bad shape but yes i did just purchase a sex toy that simulates oral sex
i'm depressed i deserve it
i'll give y'all a review of it and the other vibrators and stuff i've bought from this place when it comes (and after i do)
Iām glad I ordered it. I deserve something to look forward to.
We will see how good it is when it comesā¦
it gave me a UPS tracking number but UPS says they don't have it yet š
come on, this is the only way i'll ever remotely know what oral sex feels like š
GIVE IT TO ME NOW
Okay so the tracking JUST updated š
Lesson learned: always complain on tumblr. It makes magic happen.
It should come either tomorrow or Monday š„ŗ
It should be here tomorrow hopefully
no mail today because it's veteran's day š
my finances are in bad shape but yes i did just purchase a sex toy that simulates oral sex
i'm depressed i deserve it
i'll give y'all a review of it and the other vibrators and stuff i've bought from this place when it comes (and after i do)
Iām glad I ordered it. I deserve something to look forward to.
We will see how good it is when it comesā¦
it gave me a UPS tracking number but UPS says they don't have it yet š
come on, this is the only way i'll ever remotely know what oral sex feels like š
GIVE IT TO ME NOW
Okay so the tracking JUST updated š
Lesson learned: always complain on tumblr. It makes magic happen.
It should come either tomorrow or Monday š„ŗ
It should be here tomorrow hopefully
