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26 | nsfw | bi | he/him

[marxandangels]

I don’t have a dick but I do think with it

[oracleblogging]

my pronouns are whatever will get me out of this situation

[son-of-malinalxochitl]

Follow @son-of-malinalxochitl

[simplyspider]

family isn't just a mom, a dad, and a kid.

sometimes a family is a magical geologist, a stay-at-home sports barbarian, a christmas music rockstar, an emotionally detached stepfather, a foster child from a fighting ring, 5 missing children, a possibly-evil purple robe that haunts dreams, and a lizard.

[sunlaire]

you ever look at a kink and think “nah” then a few years later look at the same kink and go “actually yes”

[karmic-punishment-deactivated20]

[sapphickx]

wow! what a lovely group of children! surely nothing deeply traumatic will happen to any of them :)

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[kineticallyanywhere]

oh to be 12

[smallmightsupremacy]

Bakugou: Bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste

Shouto: We got spring water

Bakugou: NO.

Shinsou: with EXTRA minerals

Shouto: it's like licking a stalagmite

Bakugou: DON'T COME HOME.

Shinsou: Mmmmm cave water

[starks-hero]

Me after No Way Home:

[cryinginthebackseat]

More Spiderman: No Way Home spoilers without context

[i-dreamed-i-had-a-son]

Here's my theater going wild over Andrew!Peter saving MJ 😭

[unlit-memories]

SPIDERMAN NO WAY HOME SPOILERS

[mha-quotes-and-such]

Midoriya: Okay so I know that this is MY fault entirely

Midoriya, to Uraraka and Iida: But this is OUR problem now

[darkvore-deactivated20161203]

[constable-frozen]

LEGO - Rubber Duck 

[the19thduckpotato]

almost didn’t hit reblog till that last image 

[fandoms-or-life]

Bitches be like I don’t think Romeo and Juliet knew each other long enough for it to be called true love and then stan Mateo x Rufus with their entire existence. It’s me;I’m bitches.

[kanofor-db]

Rufus: "Being gay isn't a choice."

Rufus, holding Mateo's hand like a trophy: "It's a game, and I'm winning."

[merakiem]

“I would’ve loved you if we had more time. Maybe I already do. I hope you don’t hate me for saying that, but I know I’m happy.

People have their time stamps on how long you should know someone before earning the right to say it, but I wouldn’t lie to you no matter how little time we have. People waste time and wait for the right moment and we don’t have that luxury. If we had our entire lives ahead of us I bet you’d get tired of me telling you how much I love you because I’m positive that’s the path we were heading on. But because we’re about to die I want to see it as many times as I want—I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you.”