why is it always me?

"My name's Davy Jack. I'm a marine grunt who only joined for the chance to set sail, but somehow I keep getting dragged into the craziest things... "A One Piece OC Ask Blog! (...run almost entirely on mobile. Magic anons are welcome!)

[id-eat-luffys-ass-out]

Strawhat crew’s day-old friend: gets disrespected, kidnapped, killed, or something bad happens to someone close to them.

Straw hats getting ready to beat the shit outta whoever, whenever, whyever:

[unlucky-marine]

*gives you a cowboy hat* there, sexy.

[askadmiralkizaru]

You one of the most powerful Devil Fruit in the world and could basically get rid of the pirate in the speed of light, but you choose… not to? /shrug I get the impression that the marines are grateful you aren't a pirate and basically allow you to do whatever you want so you don't betray them! I mean, you are frighteningly powerful! Don't get me wrong, but you are impressive!

“And hey, I have to leave some of the fun for Sakazuki”

[i assumed you meant all pirates/piracy in general and not individual pirates, if i got that wrong i apologize]

[unlucky-marine]

[unlucky-marine]

Excuse me but, what is Law reaction on hearing Davy calling doflamingo, Mister Mingo?

I still can’t believe I did that.

[unlucky-marine]

Gone again already? :D It was nice to see you're still alive but at this point it feels like a big tease. Love you anyway :3

(Mun got put on opening shift eight days in a row , please have mercy)

[unlucky-marine]

“It’s kind of a long story...” and an embarrassing one.

[unlucky-marine]

“It’s been a weird year, but I’m not that easy to get rid of.”

[bon-voyage-dear-friend]

*sound of flip-flops fastly approaching*

[unlucky-marine]

Blam! Using my magic I turn you into a girl for the next (5) asks

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[unlucky-marine]

In honor of pride month.

[unlucky-marine]

[unlucky-marine]

shanks and mihawk buddy cop movie when

[unlucky-marine]

A bit late, but here’s the Davy family for Halloween!

[unlucky-marine]

[unlucky-marine]

Law as a DM as his voice actor is the DM of Critical Role.

[unlucky-marine]

"Your costume looks so nice! You got great taste Jackie!" (@spade-captain-ace)

“The costume’s a bit silly, but I like it too!” 💕

@spade-captain-ace

[spade-captain-ace]

“On this boat, we stan Jackie.”   

“Ace what does that even-”

“WE STAN JACKIE” 

[get-lucky-marine]

[unlucky-marine]

Why, yes. Yes I will.

[unlucky-marine]

COME PLAY SPLATFEST WITH ME!