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Dex - Buy me a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/dextexmex - send me prompts - Harringrove Hell

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Me:

@femmesteve : *exists*

Me: (♥ω♥*)

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is this account still alive-

Yes it is! I was just taking a little break for health reasons!

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@femmesteve and I didn’t get a divorce

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for what sins Steve been put in baby jail

classified

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LMAO I didn’t sign a NDA, his sins included:

- sucking all the cock

- one time fucking Tommy’s dad (what’s wrong with your steve)

- Biting another baby (seriously steve)

- *shows super cut of Steve being a MASSIVE brat*

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How ya’ll imagine Billy in a Hogwarts AU

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My entire relationship with @femmesteve

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Steve: I don't know what the worse thing is about kissing you; tongue, your dry mouth, your beard, your smoker breath or your attitude

Billy: what about all of the above

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Billy: i think the only way we can fix this is through intercourse

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Steve: I've never had sex in my life, period

Billy: No, you didn't make it this far in life without selling something

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I can’t send nice things to do @stevesfawcettspray

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Piggy Backing off of @femmesteve prison AU is my hot mess

🔒 ♣ Steve is mentally unstable, he becomes easily obsessed with people. He doesn’t hurt the people he is obsessed with, but he becomes what they idolize. Thinking about them day and night, doing everything they can to get their attention. People say he killed Nancy’s boyfriend, but there’s NO evidence that he did.

♣ He still got thrown in prison due to a stalking charge. 

♣ Billy is stable, if not too stable. He is calculating, he years spending his time on the inside of jail cells all across California have given him time to know when and where to release his anger. Everything is meant to happen on its own time, and that includes when to break someone’s jaw and when not to.  ♣ Billy is known for his ability to switch hands in the drug trade, if its able tog et you high, he can get his hands on it. He tries to make things legitimate, he won’t lace E with heroin or put Windex on weed. His motto was that the illusion of honesty builds trust, and trust means returning customers. But an associate of his got him locked far from the sunny beaches of California. 

♣ And with a very, very cute roomie. 

♣ Billy wanted to devour the so-called “little deer” in his cell, with his thick hair, pink lips, big doe eyes and so many moles. He had spent his teenage years dismantling his sister’s discarded Barbies and he wanted to do something like that to Steve.

♣ But, then he realized how useful his cellmate could be, especially when he realized that Steve was obsessed with him, wanting to anything and everything for him. All Steve wanted in return was attention.

♣ “Kiss me, daddy” Steve whined as he made himself at home in Billy’s lap, “I want a kiss.”

♣ Billy swallowed his food and leaned in to place a kiss under Steve’s jaw.

♣ “No! On the lips.” “Of course, my little doe.” It was Billy’s more recent nickname for Steve and he loved it. He leaned up a little more and kissed the young man on the lips.

♣ Billy is tattooed all over his arms and part of his chest, it makes Steve want a tattoo as well, when he begs for it Billy simply says, “Wait till we get out, and I can give you the nicest tattoo.”

♣ Steve can’t complain with that, it means that Billy wants him around for a long, long time. He breaks into a grin and wraps his arms around the other man tightly.   ♣ Billy is the only person who can make sure that Steve takes his medication, because when he doesn’t take them he can get a bit... Difficult. So every morning he wakes up and drags Steve’s the infirmary, watching him take the array of medications and chasing them with a kiss so Steve keeps them in his mouth. (He has on more than one occasion hid them under his tongue). Billy glares at the nurses that look at him, he’s doing their job batter than they ever could. Getting the most rowdy patient to take his meds. ♣ Sometimes the only way Steve can get settled down is when Billy tosses him into the bottom bunk and fucks him raw. Steve will whine for cock for hours until Billy throws down the book he’s reading and climbs down to teach this ungrateful pillow princess some manners. By the end Steve is so fucked out that he can’t even form a cohesive sentence. 

♣ Even though Steve doesn’t have any tattoo,s that doesn’t mean that Billy hasn’t marked him. A very crudely cut out “B.H” rests on the top of Steve’s left wrist (”Left hand is for the devil baby, and I’m the bad man downstairs”)

♣ Even though it hurt so badly, Steve still thinks that Billy can do no wrong. He’s the most perfect person ever and no one can change his mind about it.

♣ Billy talks about getting back into the drug trade,setting up everything before he gets out. Whenever he forgets to include Steve into his plans. Steve interrupts, “Actually, we’re going to live in California.”

♣ Billy still doesn’t understand how Steve can make a jumpsuit looks so cute, he thinks it has to do with the blow job lips.

♣ Steve is a pro at blow jobs after his first year in prison, he claims its because he had a “great teacher”.

♣ Billy also quickly learned that when Steve meant he’d do anything, he meant anything. Steve caught word that someone was planning to slice up Billy one evening, and the poor boy couldn’t do that. No one was allowed to touch Billy, so he did he best to make the best (and prettiest shank) and found the man plotting against Billy the next morning during work out in the yard

♣ “No one can touch my daddy!” Steve shouted, shank in hand and he stood over he bleeding body of an inmate. No one fucked with “Little Doe” Harrington ever again.

🔒

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💸papà💸

After high school, Nancy and Steve wanted to ‘try again’, call it delusional, call it idiotic, hell, even call it a need for a simpler time but they did it. Their loyalty to one another didn’t last awfully long. Nancy found herself close to Jonathan once more, and Steve, well had a habit and he needed his fix. This addiction to Californian men with blue eyes and long blonde hair, and the ability to make him sob when fucked.

He needed Billy Hargrove more than he’d ever admit. He chalked it up to one fuck up needing another fuck up to keep him steady.

Billy lived close to Indianapolis, he said it's because "business is good" but a part of him is waiting till Max finished high school so he can get the fuck back to California and that she isn't getting her ass beat by Neil. 

 In the meantime he's shaking hands with the devil and establishing himself as a threat, getting into the leagues with the Iabella Family (aka the Indianapolis crime family). Filling a void in the lead mother's heart as her son decided he was abandoning the family in pursuit of his own dreams. 

Billy was always good at leaving a good impression on sad, older women. 

He never has sex with her though, he was a surrogate son and not a monster in that regard. 

Steve drives out in the dead of night all the way to the city. To see Billy in his penthouse. The large windows, the modern furniture, everything monochrome. No woman in a bikini poster anywhere in sight, but the tapes and records of heavy metal music remained along with the same drug store cologne. Steve was addicted either way.

They light up a few smokes and kiss one another like they're two teenagers under the bleachers, the blonde’s hand dipping into Steve’s jeans. He bites over the marks that Nancy has left on him.

  “She doesn’t love you like I do.”

  “I wouldn’t call it love.” Steve’s head leans to the side, his eyes lidded and his jaw slacked.

Billy doesn’t know who that line is directed at and he’d be a bit more hurt if he wasn’t so fucked up at the moment. 

He yank on Steve’s dark hair and lead him to the bedroom, Steve always gave over his body so easily. If Billy were a worse man he could do some damage to the person under him, the small town boy who wanted to feel something.

“That’s it. God you’re so good to me.” 

Steve gripped the sheets and cried out into them, the grey material doing little to muffle his screams, thank fuck they were all alone.

  “Such a good boy.”

  “papà”

He can now understand what Steve moans out in Italian when he gets eaten out. He swears the word "daddy" had been thrown around. Such a good boy. 

He knows that Steve gets a fix with him, he knows that he’s needed by some doe-eyed former high school king who just wants to know that he’s loved.

Every time their bodies as close, Billy says, "I'm going to fuck you so hard you won't be able to pick your pretty girlfriend out from a line up" in that rough tone of his. 

They were a tumbling disaster heading for a meltdown, but Billy couldn’t care. Steve doesn’t care either, but he won’t admit it. He wanted that cookie-cutter life, he was always willing to put on the mask, the fake smiles and whatever else is took. He couldn’t walk out on that Wheeler bitch to stay with him. 

 He might one day get Indiana and the heartland of the country under his fingertips but what he wants more than anything is Steve's body under him.

But no money in the world could keep Steve from gingerly sliding back into his car and driving all the way back to Hawkins,.

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Billy: (holding a birthday candle to Steve’s face) I hate u Steve burn in Hell

Steve: BILLY

Billy: I HATE U STEEV

STeve: bILLY B BILLY ILL GIVE U BACK YOUR VAPE PEN BILLY

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This is how they sound in my head

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Reluctant Youtuber Roommates AU Headcanons

With the love and support of @femmesteve and @notaperfectprefect

- Billy has done one of those shitty Youtube Music Videos, like a rap song thats kinda shitty but imagine sexy shots of Steve in a faux fur coat with his hand caressing Billy’s chest from behind

- Billy is dressed like this

- Steve is in a faux white fur coat, and tight bicycle shorts, to show off that peach bum.

- Once they started dating many Youtube Drama (tm) accounts wonder if the two are them are “too gay”, but Billy always Direct Tweets them “No.”

- Their Snapchat accounts are where it’s at, Like billy kissing Steve’s shoulder and taking a pic from the other side so that you can see Steve’s asleep and billy staring into the camera, but you can also see in Sharpie Billy has written “mine” on Steve.

- Billy often takes photographs of Steve hanging around their house in his large black Adidas track jacket and boxers. The sleeves are sometimes a little too big and Steve finds himself pushing them up when he’s trying to edit.

- Steve often takes videos of Billy working out either outside or in the living room, usually accompanied by his own commentary, “Oh, he’s lifting 25 pounds now” “I want him to crush me with his biceps.” “Take a look ladies and gents, because you won’t be able to touch.”

- Steve also had a make up palette named after Billy, called “Bad Boy”, with colours like "Blue Camaro" "California sunset" "Morning Workout" "Prank Channel" "Metalhead" "Blonde babe" "Hargrove Blue". It's a mostly blue palette with "California sunset" being more yellow to offset and "Metalhead" being silver. 

- That’s not even getting into the lipsticks, "wind burn", "Late night kisses", "After photoshoot" and "Back of the taxi" They're all reds and pinks. Billy likes to remark exactly which taxi ride Steve is referring to in that palette. 

- Billy loves kissing and showing possessiveness of Steve on video, Like in vlogs, Billy is kissing Steve's neck. "It’s like I'm dating a vampire."

- Billy introduced Steve to shotgunning, he found out weed in Indiana ain’t shit and wanted to introduce him to the good stuff. So, why not teach him through shotgunning, espcially when he holds Steve’s jaw in his hand and lazily blows into his mouth. How Steve arches his back and his eyes flutter shut is something that lacks proper words to describe.

- They also totally had a collab merch line, that somehow merged femme & pink with hardcore & black.

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Reluctant Youtuber Roommates AU (Part 2)

(because @femmesteve and I can’t stop)

Billy lived in Australia for a couple of years during University as a student abroad. He had a habit of slipping in different slang words into conversations. 

“We’re going to that Barbie- fuck, barbecue right?”

“Wanna get our bath- SWIM TRUNKS on and go to the pool?”

“Choc a bl- I MEAN I’M FULL!”

This gave Steve an idea. It had been a couple of months since the two of them moved in together, going to Youtube parties, regular parties, trying to beat one another to death because someone forgot to buy milk. The best thing to come out of their living situation was that every time they were in same frame of a video their view count jumped by double.

Comments about how the two of them should kiss were common in those types of videos, but the two brushed it off. If they were getting more views by simply being in a video together, they weren’t going to complain.

Steve burst into Billy’s room, “I have an idea for a new video!”

Billy peered over the edge of his book, “Does it include you trying to set my things on fire, or cut my hair!” His tone was sharp at the end as he gestured to his close cut hair.

Which Steve had done by accident only a week earlier. The beauty blogger said it was an accident, but Billy wasn’t so sure. 

  “No, no. You teaching me Australian slang! Because you lived in Australia!”

  “This is a dumb idea.”

  “You’re a dumb idea.” Steve retorted.

Billy glared at him over his book, wanting the beauty princess to just leave so he could continue reading. Someone had to have some sort of brains in this house.

  “More views, more money.” Steve added in a sing-song tone as he practically pranced out of the room. Billy tossed down his book, “Fucking Bambi.” he said as he got off of his bed and heading downstairs.

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Once the lighting and camera were set up, they sat on their couch and began to film.

  “What’s up Youtube, it’s your favourite blogger, Steve Harrington back with another video. And today I have a special guest with me, Billy.” Steve said, his gestured wild as he rambled through his intro.

Billy crossed his arms, trying to look cool. He had managed to shrug on his leather jacket over his tank top so the top comment wouldn’t be “I want Billy to crush me with his biceps” and the icon of that person being someone who is way under eighteen.

  “And today, Billy is going to teach me Australian slang. Say G’day, Billy.”

  “Please.” Billy looked at him, “No.”

Steve laughed, “Alright, alright. let’s pull up a list of slang.”

Billy bit the inside of his cheek, he liked when Steve laughed. He liked when he lit up like a god forsaken christmas tree when he got a video idea. He even liked his roommates dumb hair that he spends forever on and the soft pastel colours he liked to wear. But neither of them were gay...

  “So the first one is, A cold one. That’s easy, it’s like cracking open a cold one with the boys right? It’s beer!” Steve said.

Steve’s voice took Billy out of his own head, “Yeah, it’s a cold one. It’s a beer.”

As the video continued, Billy groaned at all of the terms. During his time there, he barely heard most of them. There were the standard ones like “bathers”, “fuck me dead”, and “pissed off”, but some of these just sounded fake, and Steve laughed at every groan he made about those ones.

  “Come on, you should know them.”

  “Yeah, well, I think this website is load of crap. half of these aren’t real.”

  “You’re the worst person to collab with, ever.” That was a lie.

  “Come on, Harrington, you’d die for me.”

Steve simply stuck his tongue out, “You’re a Root Rat.” 

Filming came to an end, they had gone through the entire list of terms on the site they found. Steve was a hair-strand away from bursting out laughing.

  “So are we gonna get our bathers on and have a barbie.” He said in the worst fake accent and grinned.

Billy grinned back at him, trying not to laugh, “That’s enough of that.” He tackled Steve to the floor from the couch, “You are ridiculous. How about I ask about slang from Indiana next time?”

Steve yelled, “You jerk!”

But, that was all part of the act right? To get views? 

At least that’s what they told themselves.