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[unnkn0wnn]

People need to stop treating fictional characters like they are real people, Jamil, Jade, Floyd and Azul are all 18 by book 8, stop calling people creeps for writing smut about them, they are ADULTS "erm it's creepy bc they are freshly 18", they are not freshly 18... They are fictional characters, who are adults.

[unnkn0wnn]

Yuu trying to get freaky: so do you have any kinks you want to try? ;)

Cater: being loved and cared for

Yuu:

Cater:

Cater: I also like bondage

[unnkn0wnn]

I'll never understand why most of the fandom sees Kalim as a bad housewarden when he's actually the BEST ONE

Never had an overblot, never took out his issues on other people, is liked by everyone in his dorm, the others can't relate

My GOAT stays joyous and whimsical even after everything he went thought

[pomefiores-basement]

Engaged and Married life with Kalim

You: I think my favourite thing about being engaged is when I ask my fiancé “who’s my future husband?”

You: kind of the same way you ask a dog “who’s a good boy?” and he gets really excited and goes:

Kalim: ITS ME!!!! I AM FUTURE HUSBAND!!

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You: news update, we have been married for almost 6 months now. 6 months and 3 days, and he still gets excited when i come home and say “where is husband?” He’ll pop up from wherever he is or whatever he’s doing and say:

Kalim: HELLO ITS ME! I AM HERE!

[unnkn0wnn]

Imagine giving Ruggie the childhood toy he wished he had.

It was only an offhand comment from him, seeing some of his dorm mates getting excited for the holidays, it reminded him of his own childhood, his grandma didn't have the money to buy the toy he wanted, but that's okay, Ruggie knew that they were struggling, so he never asked for anything, he always told his grandma that speeding time with her was enough for him, but even so his granny would save up some money to buy him a tasty treat.

"I would rather spend my money with food anyways." It's what he tells you, after casually telling you one of the most saddest stories you've heard "money is never wasted if it's spent on food y'know?"

He spends that winter with his granny once again, and when he's back from his home, you give him a present.

"it's just a simple gift, but I hope you like it." You sheepishly tell him.

He gives you a shocked look at first, he wasn't expecting anything, especially cause he knows Crowley isn't exactly generous with your monthly allowance, greedy bastard he is, are you trying to gain a favor with him? Or maybe Is this a prank? Is he going to open the gift and get some coal? He gets it okay, sorry for stealing your lunch that day, you don't need to bully him.

After he's done gently unfolding your present, his eyes immediately lock on the toy car in front of him, it's a simple red one, the types he would see the other kids play with, but even a modest little car like that wasn't something his family could afford.

"I know it's not what you expected but I hope you like it- Ruggie are you crying?"

"No I'm not! I just got some sand in my eye dammit!!"

That night he places his gift on his night stand, for some reason when he looks at that toy car, his heart starts beating faster, that's how he knows he's screwed, hyenas are greedy, and when you're so nice to him, he can't help but want more and more.

[misteria247]

Thinking about mermaids again and my little head canon about merfolk giving you something precious to court you or propose to you. Like for example in my one rambling of Azul with his coins and giving one to you as a proposal. And I'm thinking about it but the other way around and you don't know the significance or meaning behind the gesture. Gifting something so personal or homemade with love and care to a merfolk, it's like a love confession in a way. In a place like the sea where waves or predators can take things away easily, gifting something important to someone else is a serious matter. Things that are priceless or made with affection, it sends a sign that you think they're just as precious as the thing you hold dear.

And even though the boys know that you possibly don't know just how serious something like that is they still take it and accept it. Because it's you who made it for them, you who they've fancied for quite sometime now. It's selfish in a way to accept a gift like that but they're selfish boys at the end of the day. When it comes to you they always will be. And they'd carry that treasure with them everywhere. Incorporating it into their lives. Whether it's wearing it like Azul or Jade would possibly do, or keeping it close inside a pocket in a jacket like Floyd or Rielle might do. They'd keep it with them, showing other merfolk that their heart was already taken. They'd settle for no one else save you. And when you learn about the significance of it, the culture of such a gesture for merfolk. Well you continue to do it, now with a much more clear intention.

It sends them over the moon.

[donis-donut]

I love seeing “the lion doesn’t concern himself” memes with Leon Kingscholar, like yes this is the guy this meme was made for!

[unnkn0wnn]

Ace if he found out Yuu never dated anyone before: omg Yuu you're such a loser haha,,, what if I helped you practice kissing 👀? Like just as a favor since I am your BEST FRIEND u know??? Cause you don't wanna embarrass yourself when u finally stop being single right? What do you mean why I am blushing???

[unnkn0wnn]

What if the reason Kalim is always throwing parties, is because he's looking for constant stimuli so he doesn't have to think about how much his life sucks.

[unnkn0wnn]

Sorry I'm not writing anything, this past few weeks have been hell for me 💔

[unnkn0wnn]

Kalim being nice doesn't change the fact that he benefits from Jamil's suffering btw

[unnkn0wnn]

Floyd with his Shrimp

[wakacchi]

"People Thought my Childhood Friend is Innocent but I Know How he Really is" (￢_￢;)

There is more of similar comic on my ko-fi here~

[wakacchi]

o.ma.ke (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

[unnkn0wnn]

I like friends to lovers more than enemies to lovers

[aivy-saur]

We need more blushing Leona fanarts I am so serious rn

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[unnkn0wnn]

Just had my first mandarin class today, my brain is fried

[dearingdoe]

Kalim and reader with a very Jinshi and maomao-esque dynamic.. 💭

Reader is oblivious to how much Kalim likes them

no matter how many parties he throws in their name

no matter how much he showers them in riches and jewels

no matter how shocked he is (and jealous he gets) when they're around other guys who are so clearly interested in the reader that it doesn't even go over his head

and no matter how much he begs for you to have sleepovers with him

You never noticed it

You originally worked as one of his assistants, a food taster

being able to eat his food first to test if it's laced with any poisons is a necessity for a future ruler afterall

Naturally, it lead to you going to NRC with him as anyone there could make an attempt to poison him as well, which lead to a lot of time with him

Now, personally, I believe Kalim is able to tell when a dish is poisoned or not very well due to his state of growing up - but he won't deny having another person he can get to know and talk to!

He tried so hard to get your attention - but nothing worked!

You weren't mean to him or anything, you just took his proclaim of love for you as normal kalim behavior and it was killing him

it got to the point where even Jamil was starting to get annoyed by his constant whining about you not noticing his obvious love for you

His care gets its peak where he did receive a poisoned dish, but he wouldn't even let you taste test it in fear of it making you sick (even though you were trained to build a tolerance to it)

this lead many others to believe you two were already together ! which lead to scarabia students to treat you completely different

if anything you were being treated like you guys were already ruling over the kingdom

Which Kalim had no reason to object to such ideals