Here to steal your hearts

And your money

[unofficial-miguel]

Kind of wanna rob Arby’s if their sandwhich bags... my partners aren’t home so fuck it let’s go Mario @low-battery-paxton

[low-battery-paxton]

Do they have canola oil?

[unofficial-miguel]

oh no. Is it for.. mrs tweedy to.. Yanno with your arm again

[low-battery-paxton]

[unofficial-miguel]

I’m gonna take that as a yes let’s get this bread *breaks open the register with a baseball bat and swallows a few pennies for good measure *

[low-battery-paxton]

(She runs into the kitchen, the noise of pans and pots falling and glass shattering can be heard)

[unofficial-miguel]

Oh GOD oh FUCK I gotta pee right now tell me where the bathroom is PLEASE . (The employee says they don’t have a public restroom. Miguel runs him down like a bull full of Doritos and runs into the employee restroom. He returns holding a bandaid) hey hey pickle wanna see something cool

[low-battery-paxton]

(He witnesses as she chugs down a bottle of cooking oil, and she coughs on it)

Fiagaigsosgifaiifaoyssogogssg?

[unofficial-miguel]

Ohhhh that’s sick! Did you leave any for me ??? Nevermind watch me eat this bandaid. I haven’t eaten in three days and I’m going down gourmet lane today miss pee is stored in the balls

[low-battery-paxton]

Do you need some oil to wash it down with?!?!

(She sloshes it all over the place as she hands it to him)

[unofficial-miguel]

(He slips on the oil and his pants fly off. He pulls them back on) mr Pringle you stay in my pants and NOT on the Arby’s kitchen floor... nasty.. anyways yeah (he finishes off the oil) ok now I’m drunk do you want to go rattle some of these pots in pans outside of the jewelry store across the street until they give us some to get us to leave

[low-battery-paxton]

Let’s do it

(Gathers a shit load of cookware and just leaves with her arms full of pans)

[unofficial-miguel]

Hell yeah let’s do this (stuffs his pockets full of Arby’s sandwich bags) my family gonna eat good TONIGHT! (He grabs some pots and pans and sticks two on his feet and slides around the kitchen, crashing right into Paxton and tearing her arm off)

[low-battery-paxton]

WHOAAAAAAAA SHE’LL BE COMIN AROUND THE MOUNTAINS WHEN SHE COOOOOMES YEEHAW

(Paxton picks up her arm and starts drumming one of the pans with it as she exits the restaurant)

[unofficial-miguel]

(He grabs her other arm and starts scratching his ass with it) so. Are we gonna go to the jewelry store or are we gonna go to the Dollar genitals and smell all their candles until they kick us out

[low-battery-paxton]

BOTH

WE GONNA GO TO JEWLERY STORE FURST! THOUGH AND THEN WE GO TO DOLLAR GENITALIA

[unofficial-woody]

STOP! You will do no such thing! You’re both being arrested for being too funky in public. And Paxton I KNOW you’re the one who stole my wallet last week in Build a Bear. That money was for ME to buy a NEW VIBRATOR because I left my last one at a water park and I’m too embarrassed to go to the lost and FOUND to GET IT

[low-battery-paxton]

MIGGGELLLLLLLLIO

(She screams and proceeds to run to the jewelry shop, peeing herself)

[unofficial-woody]

NO WAIT! I’m not fit enough to chase after you!!!! (He gets on a giant fake rodeo horse with a dildo sticking out of the saddle and chases after them on it, morning all the way) WAIT UP!!!

[low-battery-paxton]

(Paxton leaves a piss trail as she sprints away, still yelling for miguel to come to the rescue)

WHERE YOU AT! DID YOU BRING THE ARBYS BAGS???

[unofficial-miguel]

That’s IT... you made penis pee herself in public??? It’s on god now, sheriff. (He charges straight for woody and tackles him to the ground. He pushed the man’s silicone face in and screams in terror, chasing after Paxton)

I DID IT! I STOLE HIS SECOND WALLET! LET’S GO BUY A THEATER BABY!!!!

[low-battery-paxton]

(Sobbing)

BOE

BRO

bRU

BRIH

BREH

[unofficial-miguel]

YES BITCH IM HERE!!!!!!! (He falls flat on his face in front of her)

[unofficial-miguel]

Kind of wanna rob Arby’s if their sandwhich bags... my partners aren’t home so fuck it let’s go Mario @low-battery-paxton

[low-battery-paxton]

Do they have canola oil?

[unofficial-miguel]

oh no. Is it for.. mrs tweedy to.. Yanno with your arm again

[low-battery-paxton]

[unofficial-miguel]

I’m gonna take that as a yes let’s get this bread *breaks open the register with a baseball bat and swallows a few pennies for good measure *

[low-battery-paxton]

(She runs into the kitchen, the noise of pans and pots falling and glass shattering can be heard)

[unofficial-miguel]

Oh GOD oh FUCK I gotta pee right now tell me where the bathroom is PLEASE . (The employee says they don’t have a public restroom. Miguel runs him down like a bull full of Doritos and runs into the employee restroom. He returns holding a bandaid) hey hey pickle wanna see something cool

[low-battery-paxton]

(He witnesses as she chugs down a bottle of cooking oil, and she coughs on it)

Fiagaigsosgifaiifaoyssogogssg?

[unofficial-miguel]

Ohhhh that’s sick! Did you leave any for me ??? Nevermind watch me eat this bandaid. I haven’t eaten in three days and I’m going down gourmet lane today miss pee is stored in the balls

[low-battery-paxton]

Do you need some oil to wash it down with?!?!

(She sloshes it all over the place as she hands it to him)

[unofficial-miguel]

(He slips on the oil and his pants fly off. He pulls them back on) mr Pringle you stay in my pants and NOT on the Arby’s kitchen floor... nasty.. anyways yeah (he finishes off the oil) ok now I’m drunk do you want to go rattle some of these pots in pans outside of the jewelry store across the street until they give us some to get us to leave

[low-battery-paxton]

Let’s do it

(Gathers a shit load of cookware and just leaves with her arms full of pans)

[unofficial-miguel]

Hell yeah let’s do this (stuffs his pockets full of Arby’s sandwich bags) my family gonna eat good TONIGHT! (He grabs some pots and pans and sticks two on his feet and slides around the kitchen, crashing right into Paxton and tearing her arm off)

[low-battery-paxton]

WHOAAAAAAAA SHE’LL BE COMIN AROUND THE MOUNTAINS WHEN SHE COOOOOMES YEEHAW

(Paxton picks up her arm and starts drumming one of the pans with it as she exits the restaurant)

[unofficial-miguel]

(He grabs her other arm and starts scratching his ass with it) so. Are we gonna go to the jewelry store or are we gonna go to the Dollar genitals and smell all their candles until they kick us out

[low-battery-paxton]

BOTH

WE GONNA GO TO JEWLERY STORE FURST! THOUGH AND THEN WE GO TO DOLLAR GENITALIA

[unofficial-woody]

STOP! You will do no such thing! You’re both being arrested for being too funky in public. And Paxton I KNOW you’re the one who stole my wallet last week in Build a Bear. That money was for ME to buy a NEW VIBRATOR because I left my last one at a water park and I’m too embarrassed to go to the lost and FOUND to GET IT

[low-battery-paxton]

MIGGGELLLLLLLLIO

(She screams and proceeds to run to the jewelry shop, peeing herself)

[unofficial-woody]

NO WAIT! I’m not fit enough to chase after you!!!! (He gets on a giant fake rodeo horse with a dildo sticking out of the saddle and chases after them on it, morning all the way) WAIT UP!!!

[low-battery-paxton]

(Paxton leaves a piss trail as she sprints away, still yelling for miguel to come to the rescue)

WHERE YOU AT! DID YOU BRING THE ARBYS BAGS???

[unofficial-miguel]

That’s IT... you made penis pee herself in public??? It’s on god now, sheriff. (He charges straight for woody and tackles him to the ground. He pushed the man’s silicone face in and screams in terror, chasing after Paxton)

I DID IT! I STOLE HIS SECOND WALLET! LET’S GO BUY A THEATER BABY!!!!

[unofficial-miguel]

Kind of wanna rob Arby’s if their sandwhich bags... my partners aren’t home so fuck it let’s go Mario @low-battery-paxton

[low-battery-paxton]

Do they have canola oil?

[unofficial-miguel]

oh no. Is it for.. mrs tweedy to.. Yanno with your arm again

[low-battery-paxton]

[unofficial-miguel]

I’m gonna take that as a yes let’s get this bread *breaks open the register with a baseball bat and swallows a few pennies for good measure *

[low-battery-paxton]

(She runs into the kitchen, the noise of pans and pots falling and glass shattering can be heard)

[unofficial-miguel]

Oh GOD oh FUCK I gotta pee right now tell me where the bathroom is PLEASE . (The employee says they don’t have a public restroom. Miguel runs him down like a bull full of Doritos and runs into the employee restroom. He returns holding a bandaid) hey hey pickle wanna see something cool

[low-battery-paxton]

(He witnesses as she chugs down a bottle of cooking oil, and she coughs on it)

Fiagaigsosgifaiifaoyssogogssg?

[unofficial-miguel]

Ohhhh that’s sick! Did you leave any for me ??? Nevermind watch me eat this bandaid. I haven’t eaten in three days and I’m going down gourmet lane today miss pee is stored in the balls

[low-battery-paxton]

Do you need some oil to wash it down with?!?!

(She sloshes it all over the place as she hands it to him)

[unofficial-miguel]

(He slips on the oil and his pants fly off. He pulls them back on) mr Pringle you stay in my pants and NOT on the Arby’s kitchen floor... nasty.. anyways yeah (he finishes off the oil) ok now I’m drunk do you want to go rattle some of these pots in pans outside of the jewelry store across the street until they give us some to get us to leave

[low-battery-paxton]

Let’s do it

(Gathers a shit load of cookware and just leaves with her arms full of pans)

[unofficial-miguel]

Hell yeah let’s do this (stuffs his pockets full of Arby’s sandwich bags) my family gonna eat good TONIGHT! (He grabs some pots and pans and sticks two on his feet and slides around the kitchen, crashing right into Paxton and tearing her arm off)

[low-battery-paxton]

WHOAAAAAAAA SHE’LL BE COMIN AROUND THE MOUNTAINS WHEN SHE COOOOOMES YEEHAW

(Paxton picks up her arm and starts drumming one of the pans with it as she exits the restaurant)

[unofficial-miguel]

(He grabs her other arm and starts scratching his ass with it) so. Are we gonna go to the jewelry store or are we gonna go to the Dollar genitals and smell all their candles until they kick us out

[unofficial-miguel]

Kind of wanna rob Arby’s if their sandwhich bags... my partners aren’t home so fuck it let’s go Mario @low-battery-paxton

[low-battery-paxton]

Do they have canola oil?

[unofficial-miguel]

oh no. Is it for.. mrs tweedy to.. Yanno with your arm again

[low-battery-paxton]

[unofficial-miguel]

I’m gonna take that as a yes let’s get this bread *breaks open the register with a baseball bat and swallows a few pennies for good measure *

[low-battery-paxton]

(She runs into the kitchen, the noise of pans and pots falling and glass shattering can be heard)

[unofficial-miguel]

Oh GOD oh FUCK I gotta pee right now tell me where the bathroom is PLEASE . (The employee says they don’t have a public restroom. Miguel runs him down like a bull full of Doritos and runs into the employee restroom. He returns holding a bandaid) hey hey pickle wanna see something cool

[low-battery-paxton]

(He witnesses as she chugs down a bottle of cooking oil, and she coughs on it)

Fiagaigsosgifaiifaoyssogogssg?

[unofficial-miguel]

Ohhhh that’s sick! Did you leave any for me ??? Nevermind watch me eat this bandaid. I haven’t eaten in three days and I’m going down gourmet lane today miss pee is stored in the balls

[low-battery-paxton]

Do you need some oil to wash it down with?!?!

(She sloshes it all over the place as she hands it to him)

[unofficial-miguel]

(He slips on the oil and his pants fly off. He pulls them back on) mr Pringle you stay in my pants and NOT on the Arby’s kitchen floor... nasty.. anyways yeah (he finishes off the oil) ok now I’m drunk do you want to go rattle some of these pots in pans outside of the jewelry store across the street until they give us some to get us to leave

[low-battery-paxton]

Let’s do it

(Gathers a shit load of cookware and just leaves with her arms full of pans)

[unofficial-miguel]

Hell yeah let’s do this (stuffs his pockets full of Arby’s sandwich bags) my family gonna eat good TONIGHT! (He grabs some pots and pans and sticks two on his feet and slides around the kitchen, crashing right into Paxton and tearing her arm off)

[unofficial-miguel]

Kind of wanna rob Arby’s if their sandwhich bags... my partners aren’t home so fuck it let’s go Mario @low-battery-paxton

[low-battery-paxton]

Do they have canola oil?

[unofficial-miguel]

oh no. Is it for.. mrs tweedy to.. Yanno with your arm again

[low-battery-paxton]

[unofficial-miguel]

I’m gonna take that as a yes let’s get this bread *breaks open the register with a baseball bat and swallows a few pennies for good measure *

[low-battery-paxton]

(She runs into the kitchen, the noise of pans and pots falling and glass shattering can be heard)

[unofficial-miguel]

Oh GOD oh FUCK I gotta pee right now tell me where the bathroom is PLEASE . (The employee says they don’t have a public restroom. Miguel runs him down like a bull full of Doritos and runs into the employee restroom. He returns holding a bandaid) hey hey pickle wanna see something cool

[low-battery-paxton]

(He witnesses as she chugs down a bottle of cooking oil, and she coughs on it)

Fiagaigsosgifaiifaoyssogogssg?

[unofficial-miguel]

Ohhhh that’s sick! Did you leave any for me ??? Nevermind watch me eat this bandaid. I haven’t eaten in three days and I’m going down gourmet lane today miss pee is stored in the balls

[low-battery-paxton]

Do you need some oil to wash it down with?!?!

(She sloshes it all over the place as she hands it to him)

[unofficial-miguel]

(He slips on the oil and his pants fly off. He pulls them back on) mr Pringle you stay in my pants and NOT on the Arby’s kitchen floor... nasty.. anyways yeah (he finishes off the oil) ok now I’m drunk do you want to go rattle some of these pots in pans outside of the jewelry store across the street until they give us some to get us to leave

[unofficial-miguel]

Kind of wanna rob Arby’s if their sandwhich bags... my partners aren’t home so fuck it let’s go Mario @low-battery-paxton

[low-battery-paxton]

Do they have canola oil?

[unofficial-miguel]

oh no. Is it for.. mrs tweedy to.. Yanno with your arm again

[low-battery-paxton]

[unofficial-miguel]

I’m gonna take that as a yes let’s get this bread *breaks open the register with a baseball bat and swallows a few pennies for good measure *

[low-battery-paxton]

(She runs into the kitchen, the noise of pans and pots falling and glass shattering can be heard)

[unofficial-miguel]

Oh GOD oh FUCK I gotta pee right now tell me where the bathroom is PLEASE . (The employee says they don’t have a public restroom. Miguel runs him down like a bull full of Doritos and runs into the employee restroom. He returns holding a bandaid) hey hey pickle wanna see something cool

[low-battery-paxton]

(He witnesses as she chugs down a bottle of cooking oil, and she coughs on it)

Fiagaigsosgifaiifaoyssogogssg?

[unofficial-miguel]

Ohhhh that’s sick! Did you leave any for me ??? Nevermind watch me eat this bandaid. I haven’t eaten in three days and I’m going down gourmet lane today miss pee is stored in the balls

[unofficial-miguel]

Kind of wanna rob Arby’s if their sandwhich bags... my partners aren’t home so fuck it let’s go Mario @low-battery-paxton

[low-battery-paxton]

Do they have canola oil?

[unofficial-miguel]

oh no. Is it for.. mrs tweedy to.. Yanno with your arm again

[low-battery-paxton]

[unofficial-miguel]

I’m gonna take that as a yes let’s get this bread *breaks open the register with a baseball bat and swallows a few pennies for good measure *

[low-battery-paxton]

(She runs into the kitchen, the noise of pans and pots falling and glass shattering can be heard)

[unofficial-miguel]

Oh GOD oh FUCK I gotta pee right now tell me where the bathroom is PLEASE . (The employee says they don’t have a public restroom. Miguel runs him down like a bull full of Doritos and runs into the employee restroom. He returns holding a bandaid) hey hey pickle wanna see something cool

[unofficial-miguel]

Kind of wanna rob Arby’s if their sandwhich bags... my partners aren’t home so fuck it let’s go Mario @low-battery-paxton

[low-battery-paxton]

Do they have canola oil?

[unofficial-miguel]

oh no. Is it for.. mrs tweedy to.. Yanno with your arm again

[low-battery-paxton]

[unofficial-miguel]

I’m gonna take that as a yes let’s get this bread *breaks open the register with a baseball bat and swallows a few pennies for good measure *

[unofficial-miguel]

Kind of wanna rob Arby’s if their sandwhich bags... my partners aren’t home so fuck it let’s go Mario @low-battery-paxton

[low-battery-paxton]

Do they have canola oil?

[unofficial-miguel]

oh no. Is it for.. mrs tweedy to.. Yanno with your arm again

[unofficial-miguel]

Kind of wanna rob Arby’s if their sandwhich bags... my partners aren’t home so fuck it let’s go Mario @low-battery-paxton

[sofia-the-first-unofficial]

oh yeah

I'm also an orphan now lol

@huey-unofficial we're twinning 🤡😜

[unofficial-miguel]

Are we not a good enough family for you? We even got you two sisters and possibly a brother while you were gone

[unofficial-miguel]

Kind of want to rob burger king

[official-ghost-roaster]

Miguel, that's illegal!!

[unofficial-miguel]

That’s never stopped me before, and plus, it would only be a petty crime! I promise..

[unofficial-miguel]

Kind of want to rob burger king

[kairi-official]

@chel-official hey chel-mom! where are my dads?

[unofficial-chel]

Hey Kairi! I’ve been looking for you. Miguel died again, just follow me and we’ll find him!

[kairi-official]

Dad 2 is dead AGAIN? tbh we should just revive him with rosemary.. she said that she gives a warranty for each weak ink revivial thing she does

[unofficial-chel]

That sounds a lot easier than putting you through that entire ritual again.. let’s do it. Here he is (she drags Miguel’s lifeless body to her) is there any way I can help?

[kairi-official]

hhh carry him to @ink-witch-official 's shack with me

[ink-witch-official]

What the fuck are ya'll-.. oh dead body. revivial im assuming? @chel-official Take him to the basement.

[unofficial-chel]

Alright.. (she calls Tulio to help carry him down the stairs but he struggles to hold any part of Miguel up. Kairi and chel are left carrying him)

[ink-witch-official]

*ink witch just helps get hom to the inky pentagon on the ground* there we go, okay whwres my book.. ah here it is.. oka...

lets try this one first...

REVIVE THE FUCK UP *just a weak spell to see if it would revivie him without a ritual, and a bit of ink just jumped over his body to try to revivie him right there and then*

[unofficial-miguel]

(He sits up, dazed and confused, rubbing his head)

The hell, how much did I drink last night... must have been one crazy — (he sees everyone’s angry faces and that Kairi is in the room. He clears his throat) why are you all staring at me? Is my hair on fire again? Please tell me no

[kairi-official]

why did you die... again? we had to carry you here after my 10 month absence. what the fuck

DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING WORRIED I WAS WHEN CHEL-MOM TOLD ME YOU FUCKING DIED???? HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO EXPLAIN IM A QUEEN TO MY ADOPTIVE FAMILY WHEN 1/3 IS ALWAYS

FUCKING DEAD???

[unofficial-miguel]

(He rubs the back of his head as he processes what’s going on)

Well uh, geez kid. I didn’t think I was out the long.. I just.. i uh drank some ink as a dare... (he looks over to Tulio and chel, who shake their head and glare) ok so maybe I dared myself but.. I didn’t think it would kill me! I just thought I’d get sick and it would be funny... (he sighed and stepped forward)

I’m sorry I worried you so much.. I mean, shit, I would have been more careful going to the grocery store everyday if I knew you were so worried.. and I’m sorry that I was gone for so long. I care about you kid, and I hope you can forgive me..

And what was that being a queen...?

[kairi-official]

*she hugged Miguel* .... i accept your apology... ive been a little on edge lately.. im sorry for yelling at you

and yeah... im the princess of the raident garden.. i'm suprised thst ya'll didnt findnout sincenive.... talked about it loudly... often...

[unofficial-miguel]

(He hugged her back and smiled down at her) it’s ok kiddo, I would have yelled at me too. I die too often, yanno

And... you are..? I mean.. when I heard you calling yourself a princess I thought you just meant you were like. Saying you were the princess of the house... (he laughs awkwardly and looks at chel and Tulio, who shrug, not having known either)

[kairi-official]

well at least ya'll know now... also if anyone asks, i definately do NOT kill any of the people who get caught... *she smiled*

[unofficial-miguel]

Haha, well.. even if you did, we wouldn’t tell. (He smiles back and ignores tulio’s concerned addon of “I would!” )

[kairi-official]

*she giggled softly* come on, lets get home before ypu manage to die again

[unofficial-miguel]

(He laughed)don’t test me I will! (He followed her closely)

[kairi-official]

@chel-official hey chel-mom! where are my dads?

[unofficial-chel]

Hey Kairi! I’ve been looking for you. Miguel died again, just follow me and we’ll find him!

[kairi-official]

Dad 2 is dead AGAIN? tbh we should just revive him with rosemary.. she said that she gives a warranty for each weak ink revivial thing she does

[unofficial-chel]

That sounds a lot easier than putting you through that entire ritual again.. let’s do it. Here he is (she drags Miguel’s lifeless body to her) is there any way I can help?

[kairi-official]

hhh carry him to @ink-witch-official 's shack with me

[ink-witch-official]

What the fuck are ya'll-.. oh dead body. revivial im assuming? @chel-official Take him to the basement.

[unofficial-chel]

Alright.. (she calls Tulio to help carry him down the stairs but he struggles to hold any part of Miguel up. Kairi and chel are left carrying him)

[ink-witch-official]

*ink witch just helps get hom to the inky pentagon on the ground* there we go, okay whwres my book.. ah here it is.. oka...

lets try this one first...

REVIVE THE FUCK UP *just a weak spell to see if it would revivie him without a ritual, and a bit of ink just jumped over his body to try to revivie him right there and then*

[unofficial-miguel]

(He sits up, dazed and confused, rubbing his head)

The hell, how much did I drink last night... must have been one crazy — (he sees everyone’s angry faces and that Kairi is in the room. He clears his throat) why are you all staring at me? Is my hair on fire again? Please tell me no

[kairi-official]

why did you die... again? we had to carry you here after my 10 month absence. what the fuck

DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING WORRIED I WAS WHEN CHEL-MOM TOLD ME YOU FUCKING DIED???? HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO EXPLAIN IM A QUEEN TO MY ADOPTIVE FAMILY WHEN 1/3 IS ALWAYS

FUCKING DEAD???

[unofficial-miguel]

(He rubs the back of his head as he processes what’s going on)

Well uh, geez kid. I didn’t think I was out the long.. I just.. i uh drank some ink as a dare... (he looks over to Tulio and chel, who shake their head and glare) ok so maybe I dared myself but.. I didn’t think it would kill me! I just thought I’d get sick and it would be funny... (he sighed and stepped forward)

I’m sorry I worried you so much.. I mean, shit, I would have been more careful going to the grocery store everyday if I knew you were so worried.. and I’m sorry that I was gone for so long. I care about you kid, and I hope you can forgive me..

And what was that being a queen...?

[kairi-official]

*she hugged Miguel* .... i accept your apology... ive been a little on edge lately.. im sorry for yelling at you

and yeah... im the princess of the raident garden.. i'm suprised thst ya'll didnt findnout sincenive.... talked about it loudly... often...

[unofficial-miguel]

(He hugged her back and smiled down at her) it’s ok kiddo, I would have yelled at me too. I die too often, yanno

And... you are..? I mean.. when I heard you calling yourself a princess I thought you just meant you were like. Saying you were the princess of the house... (he laughs awkwardly and looks at chel and Tulio, who shrug, not having known either)

[kairi-official]

well at least ya'll know now... also if anyone asks, i definately do NOT kill any of the people who get caught... *she smiled*

[unofficial-miguel]

Haha, well.. even if you did, we wouldn’t tell. (He smiles back and ignores tulio’s concerned addon of “I would!” )

[kairi-official]

@chel-official hey chel-mom! where are my dads?

[unofficial-chel]

Hey Kairi! I’ve been looking for you. Miguel died again, just follow me and we’ll find him!

[kairi-official]

Dad 2 is dead AGAIN? tbh we should just revive him with rosemary.. she said that she gives a warranty for each weak ink revivial thing she does

[unofficial-chel]

That sounds a lot easier than putting you through that entire ritual again.. let’s do it. Here he is (she drags Miguel’s lifeless body to her) is there any way I can help?

[kairi-official]

hhh carry him to @ink-witch-official 's shack with me

[ink-witch-official]

What the fuck are ya'll-.. oh dead body. revivial im assuming? @chel-official Take him to the basement.

[unofficial-chel]

Alright.. (she calls Tulio to help carry him down the stairs but he struggles to hold any part of Miguel up. Kairi and chel are left carrying him)

[ink-witch-official]

*ink witch just helps get hom to the inky pentagon on the ground* there we go, okay whwres my book.. ah here it is.. oka...

lets try this one first...

REVIVE THE FUCK UP *just a weak spell to see if it would revivie him without a ritual, and a bit of ink just jumped over his body to try to revivie him right there and then*

[unofficial-miguel]

(He sits up, dazed and confused, rubbing his head)

The hell, how much did I drink last night... must have been one crazy — (he sees everyone’s angry faces and that Kairi is in the room. He clears his throat) why are you all staring at me? Is my hair on fire again? Please tell me no

[kairi-official]

why did you die... again? we had to carry you here after my 10 month absence. what the fuck

DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING WORRIED I WAS WHEN CHEL-MOM TOLD ME YOU FUCKING DIED???? HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO EXPLAIN IM A QUEEN TO MY ADOPTIVE FAMILY WHEN 1/3 IS ALWAYS

FUCKING DEAD???

[unofficial-miguel]

(He rubs the back of his head as he processes what’s going on)

Well uh, geez kid. I didn’t think I was out the long.. I just.. i uh drank some ink as a dare... (he looks over to Tulio and chel, who shake their head and glare) ok so maybe I dared myself but.. I didn’t think it would kill me! I just thought I’d get sick and it would be funny... (he sighed and stepped forward)

I’m sorry I worried you so much.. I mean, shit, I would have been more careful going to the grocery store everyday if I knew you were so worried.. and I’m sorry that I was gone for so long. I care about you kid, and I hope you can forgive me..

And what was that being a queen...?

[kairi-official]

*she hugged Miguel* .... i accept your apology... ive been a little on edge lately.. im sorry for yelling at you

and yeah... im the princess of the raident garden.. i'm suprised thst ya'll didnt findnout sincenive.... talked about it loudly... often...

[unofficial-miguel]

(He hugged her back and smiled down at her) it’s ok kiddo, I would have yelled at me too. I die too often, yanno

And... you are..? I mean.. when I heard you calling yourself a princess I thought you just meant you were like. Saying you were the princess of the house... (he laughs awkwardly and looks at chel and Tulio, who shrug, not having known either)

[kairi-official]

@chel-official hey chel-mom! where are my dads?

[unofficial-chel]

Hey Kairi! I’ve been looking for you. Miguel died again, just follow me and we’ll find him!

[kairi-official]

Dad 2 is dead AGAIN? tbh we should just revive him with rosemary.. she said that she gives a warranty for each weak ink revivial thing she does

[unofficial-chel]

That sounds a lot easier than putting you through that entire ritual again.. let’s do it. Here he is (she drags Miguel’s lifeless body to her) is there any way I can help?

[kairi-official]

hhh carry him to @ink-witch-official 's shack with me

[ink-witch-official]

What the fuck are ya'll-.. oh dead body. revivial im assuming? @chel-official Take him to the basement.

[unofficial-chel]

Alright.. (she calls Tulio to help carry him down the stairs but he struggles to hold any part of Miguel up. Kairi and chel are left carrying him)

[ink-witch-official]

*ink witch just helps get hom to the inky pentagon on the ground* there we go, okay whwres my book.. ah here it is.. oka...

lets try this one first...

REVIVE THE FUCK UP *just a weak spell to see if it would revivie him without a ritual, and a bit of ink just jumped over his body to try to revivie him right there and then*

[unofficial-miguel]

(He sits up, dazed and confused, rubbing his head)

The hell, how much did I drink last night... must have been one crazy — (he sees everyone’s angry faces and that Kairi is in the room. He clears his throat) why are you all staring at me? Is my hair on fire again? Please tell me no

[kairi-official]

why did you die... again? we had to carry you here after my 10 month absence. what the fuck

DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING WORRIED I WAS WHEN CHEL-MOM TOLD ME YOU FUCKING DIED???? HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO EXPLAIN IM A QUEEN TO MY ADOPTIVE FAMILY WHEN 1/3 IS ALWAYS

FUCKING DEAD???

[unofficial-miguel]

(He rubs the back of his head as he processes what’s going on)

Well uh, geez kid. I didn’t think I was out the long.. I just.. i uh drank some ink as a dare... (he looks over to Tulio and chel, who shake their head and glare) ok so maybe I dared myself but.. I didn’t think it would kill me! I just thought I’d get sick and it would be funny... (he sighed and stepped forward)

I’m sorry I worried you so much.. I mean, shit, I would have been more careful going to the grocery store everyday if I knew you were so worried.. and I’m sorry that I was gone for so long. I care about you kid, and I hope you can forgive me..

And what was that being a queen...?