Unreality Post

Or whatever you wanna call it

[unreality-tv-cohost]

🥎 wereinghard_orh Follow

I don't care how full the moon is if you're a werewolf that spams howling in TEXT CHANNELS just know that all the other wws in the server fucking hate you

🐺 wolffy_gurll45 Follow

Um,, this is actually really disheartening for wws who don't have access to other outlets to hear :(

🥎 wereinghard_orh Follow

Have you heard of a notes app

🐺 wolffy_gurll45 Follow

It's not the same,,, and some of us don't have irl werefriends to howl with :(

🪡 stitchedd_witnolimb Follow

Does the server not have a howling voice channel?

🐺 wolffy_gurll45 Follow

It does but I'm embarrassed of my howl... I haven't had time to practice

❤️‍🔥 werk_wolf536 Follow

PRACTICE?? GIRL.

🥎 wereinghard_orh Follow

@/wolffy_gurll45 please don't tell me you're unturned

🐺 wolffy_gurll45 Follow

I'll be turned by this weekend... I'm meeting up with my long distance werefriend who said she was willing to do it

🥎 wereinghard_orh Follow

Nvm guys post cancelled

🕶️ us_wollf Follow

AWOOOOO OHWOOOOOOOOOO

[wizardarchetypes]

being a vampire rn is really hard bc of the housing crisis like. older vampires do Not get it. if you were turned in France in 1350 I literally do not want to hear about it from you. do you know how hard it is to lure a young lawyer to your home when you have roommates?? and the roommates aren’t your accursed brides for the record. they’re just some dudes. one of them is a middle school teacher.

not to mention some landlords these days will even just straight up use the basement in the place YOU’RE renting for their own storage?? so you can’t even access the basement so you’re not sleeping in soil down there.

my one friend literally pays $1300 a month for a STUDIO and she just has a bunch of soil in a big plastic tub and she has to sleep with her knees all bent up.

and like at least she can lure artists there pretty easily because it’s like very industrial

but idk. and older vampires will be like “a year of your rent costs more than my entire manor and all of its grounds! why don’t you simply buy an estate?”

yeah dude I don’t doubt that you bought your entire manor and the monastic ruins and its cemetery and the haunted woods for €4,000 in fucking 1708!!! DUH!!! Fuck off

[prettiestvampiressinthecoven]

@cadaverousdecay

[unreality-tv-cohost]

☀️ daytime-twin739 Follow

Nobody talks about how being a polymorphic lycanthrope is actually really nice because it’s like having a pen pal who helps out around the house at night :)

🏞️ firstshift-life Follow

I always describe it as like being two roommates who have two completely opposite work schedules

⛓️ cursed-to-coexistt Follow

Stop romanticizing polymorphic lycanthropy. Kids are going to get their hands on an elixir and realize that not every “Mr. Hyde” is as cool as yours

🍹 takebackthenite Follow

I love waking up to see that my day time me was vagueing about me :/ is this because I asked you to take out the trash?

⛓️ cursed-to-coexists Follow

Go fuck yourself

🍹 takebackthenite Follow

You know if we could exist at the same time I would babe 😘

☀️ daytime-twin739 Follow

Guys.

[unreality-tv-cohost]

💖 edwards-vamprincess414 Follow

Oh my fucking god I’m literally fucking shaking I went to Home Depot with my mom and this guy was just casually walking around with a fist full of fucking stakes what the fuck

🎃 headless-hoe-mann Follow

tfw there’s gardening supplies at the gardening supply store

💖 edwards-vamprincess414 Follow

We have the right to feel safe in public just as much as humans do.

🎃 headless-hoe-mann Follow

Harbor Freight literally rebranded half of their stores to Harbor Frights specifically for monsters just go there

👯‍♀️ monsterous-ally384 Follow

wait I thought Harbor Fright was canceled for killing that werewolf with a silver screwdriver

🐶 were-wussy337 Follow

What??? There was an issue with manufacturing and literally a milliliter of silver got into a shipment of their (hand saws?). They’ve issued an apology, recalled the line, and won’t be renewing their contract with the factory.

And the werewolf was literally fine he just gave HF a heads up about the silver and they gave him like a position in their monster relations department where tf are you getting your info 😭

💖 edwards-vamprincess414 Follow

Not all of us are privileged enough to live by a Harbor Fright

🧛 lady-and-the-vamp11 Follow

You can’t order tools online ??

💖 edwards-vamprincess414 Follow

Our delivery driver’s too scared of our house and we don’t have a mailbox and I can’t GET a mailbox because the only place I can get a mailbox is HOME DEPOT!!!

🩸 vamp-staamp Follow

🏡 witch-of-the-suburb08 Follow

Maybe ask one of your human friends to pick up some things for you?

💖 edwards-vamprincess414 Follow

I don’t have any human friends

🎃 headless-hoe-mann Follow

Huh op I wonder why