i reccomend getting extremely (dangerously?) high, turning on the twin peaks soundtrack and reeading through all my posts (bottom to top). this is how they are meant to be read. also imagine laura palmer is the one saying them directly to you

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i reccomend getting extremely (dangerously?) high, turning on the twin peaks soundtrack and reeading through all my posts (bottom to top). this is how they are meant to be read. also imagine laura palmer is the one saying them directly to you
A little monday motivation for you all!!
my father always use to tell me growing up “kid, in order to survive a minefield, sometimes you gotta step on a few mines”
his wisdom has carried me throughout my life. i miss him dearly. he was KIA in 2005. got stuck in a minefield. :(
he wasnt in the us army btw nor the iraqi one he was there on his own behalf fighting his own demons
I always wanted to be the guard that tells only lies
I mean I've actually never wanted to be that.
Stupid stupid stupid. C'mon. At this rate I'll never be a lie guard.
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email: [email protected]
Magical Orb Number: (Heus Sphaera Magica) Quaeso Lindam - Ex Humanis Opes Voca
remind me of some of the shit i saw during the wizard wars
nonbinary allied smash mouth:
they now? you're an all star
Arngrímur Sigurðsson aka Arngrimur Sigurdsson (Icelandic, b. 1988, Reykjavik, Iceland, based Brooklyn, NYC, USA) - Urðarköttur (Ghoul Cat), Paintings: Oil on Canvas
would you rather walk in on your partner having sex with
5 christmas elves
1 santa
jesus christ
dont know why elves arent winning
theyre not human so you can kinda just look at it like a couple of sex toys tbh
i think thats what santa does too anyway if im not mistaken
dear santa,
i would like 1 christmas elf for christmas please :)
make that 2 christmas elves
scratch that, make it 3 christmas elves please
scratch that, make it 4 christmas elves please
omgggg santaaaaa you’re gonna hateee me for this but
would you rather walk in on your partner having sex with
5 christmas elves
1 santa
jesus christ
dont know why elves arent winning
theyre not human so you can kinda just look at it like a couple of sex toys tbh
i think thats what santa does too anyway if im not mistaken
dear santa,
i would like 1 christmas elf for christmas please :)
make that 2 christmas elves
scratch that, make it 3 christmas elves please
scratch that, make it 4 christmas elves please
would you rather walk in on your partner having sex with
5 christmas elves
1 santa
jesus christ
dont know why elves arent winning
theyre not human so you can kinda just look at it like a couple of sex toys tbh
i think thats what santa does too anyway if im not mistaken
dear santa,
i would like 1 christmas elf for christmas please :)
make that 2 christmas elves
scratch that, make it 3 christmas elves please
would you rather walk in on your partner having sex with
5 christmas elves
1 santa
jesus christ
dont know why elves arent winning
theyre not human so you can kinda just look at it like a couple of sex toys tbh
i think thats what santa does too anyway if im not mistaken
dear santa,
i would like 1 christmas elf for christmas please :)
make that 2 christmas elves
would you rather walk in on your partner having sex with
5 christmas elves
1 santa
jesus christ
dont know why elves arent winning
theyre not human so you can kinda just look at it like a couple of sex toys tbh
i think thats what santa does too anyway if im not mistaken
dear santa,
i would like 1 christmas elf for christmas please :)
would you rather walk in on your partner having sex with
5 christmas elves
1 santa
jesus christ
dont know why elves arent winning
theyre not human so you can kinda just look at it like a couple of sex toys tbh
i think thats what santa does too anyway if im not mistaken
Bro what
I am average American man, I give up dreams of astronaut and work fifteen hours in hog farm to buy one hamburger restaurant
this is so sad, did nobody tell him they still send people up there? he completely restructured his 10 year plan for nothing
rewatching impractical jokers is so great because i lve been laughing to myself about a hypothetical punishment where they just straight up torture one of them and then they just torture Q for real in an episode
it bothers me that you often don't really hear about people having a "favorite album" the way they might have a favorite movie or favorite video game
fuck it. reblog this and tell me in the tags what your favorite album is
https://www.pzc.nl/antwerpen/dode-man-in-antwerps-stadspark-is-palestijnse-vluchteling-26-doodsoorzaak-nog-steeds-onzeker~aecdd622/
@vague-humanoid
Idk if anyone picked this up but it seems like this has gone under the radar as this is from last week.
Like not even Palestinian refugees are safe in the moral West, who have now been emboldened to kill Palestinians in the most depraved ways out in public with no repercussions.
cw for descriptions of a brutal murder
https://countylocalnews.com/2024/08/27/belgium-lynching-palestinian-man-26-year-old-palestinian-man-lynched-and-murdered-in-belgium-domestic-terrorism/
In a horrifying and heartbreaking development, a 26-year-old Palestinian man was discovered lynched and murdered in Belgium. The victim’s hands and feet were tied, and he was bound to a tree, highlighting the brutality and cruelty of this heinous crime. This incident is not just a simple act of violence, but a clear manifestation of domestic terrorism and a racial hate crime.
The news of this senseless act has sent shockwaves through communities worldwide, as people grapple with the harsh reality of such hatred and bigotry. The victim’s identity and story serve as a stark reminder of the ongoing struggles faced by marginalized groups, even in supposedly progressive societies.