Unrequited Envy

[rpgchoices]

Fascists making games and using AI

Looks like a worse slop copy of kingdom come deliverance

[the-fatal-impact]

Warhorse Studios: We created deep and complex clothing and armour system fou our game to better emulate authentic medieval experience.

Me approaching this system:

[verasartblog]

Inktober 5: deer

[river-mort]

interesting husband

[jessochkaa]

✨Summer Review✨

[toyboy-molloy]

warhorse devs reading the survey responses from a bunch of mentally ill gay people

[domovenok-posts]

I know this topic has been covered to death but my god kcd2 romancable options are so unbalanced it’s not even funny. it’s practically a tricycle race in which hans was allowed to participate in a ferrari because nepotism

[galateas-revenge]

War Horse has put out a survey asking players about what they might want from FUTURE DLCs!

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[jessochkaa]

Not Warhorse putting this „final question“ into their survey about KCD2 😭😭😭🙏🏼

[suiine]

Henry's review of the "rest maiden, sit here upon my face" poem: nasty. rubbish. never write again. delete your account.

Henry's review of Hans' "caress my left ball, knight and squire played with each others swords" poem: so titillating 🙊 so smexy 🙊 this is true poetry; this is

Verse

[throwsoupatthewindow]

So my dad was pretty surprised that I slept with Hans in kcd2, which was odd given that we've both been making gay jokes about them since the first game. Turns out he also tried it, but Hans told him he was straight!

I know it'll hurt, but I kinda wanna see this scene now. If anyone knows where I can find it, please lmk.

[kuttenberg-gauntlets]

i love all the posts talking about Hans during the boarhunting scene and how Hans doesn't know boar is hunted with spears but. you know who does know that? Henry. at that point in the story he's an illiterate son of a blacksmith. how does he know that. did Martin tell him? seems unlikely bc Henry only finds out he used to be a swordfighter the day he dies. so the other option is: did Radzig throw a boar hunt? did he invite his friend the Skalitz Blacksmith (and his family of Course. Of Course.) but not his noble friends such as the fucking lords of Leipa? did Hanush go but not Hans? i can't stop thinking about it

[littleraeofsunshineda]

my husband on my excitement that people were liking my kcd shitpost:

"who are these people? There's like 8 people in this fandom and you're two of them."

...

Reblog if you're 2 of the 8 people in the hansry fandom

[itafluff]

[timeandeffort]

More about that hilarious little shit face Hans was pulling when I was talking to Rosa: after the convo ended he continued to glare for a while (and I forgot I wasn't wearing pants.)

Then he immediately went to go berate Sam for being brotherly to Henry. lmao he was going THROUGH IT.

[timeandeffort]

I was talking to Rosa and Hans rolled up and became a TOTAL hater. These fucking expressions he was making, the arseface!

He was here judging us the entire conversation.

[hobo-cadaver]

[the-fatal-impact]

This how it looks like, when you start DLC immediately after arriving to Kuttenberg😳😳😳