Evan

he/him

[cyberairpvppies]

Is it weird i randomly just 67 my fucking boobs? No? Okay, bc I 67 my boobs

[cyberairpvppies]

And I keep randomly squeezing them and shit... anyways I have a fat butt :3

[cyberairpvppies]

Wtf was i on when I posted that 2nd reblog?? Never leave me too dehydrated in a hot ass room wtf

[prettiestvsangel]

The forcefem is working

[cyberairpvppies]

SYBAU BRO😭

OKAY YEAH I BOUGHT AN ACTUAL SKIRT BUT STFU

[prettiestvsangel]

next thing I know i’ll actually see you post or say something about getting more makeup besides eyeliner and hearing you want to get into making hyper pop music

[cyberairpvppies]

OKAY IN MY DEFENSE I DID TELL YOU THAT IF SOMEONE OFFERED TO DO MY MAKEUP IM IMMEDIATELY SAYING YES BUT THATS THAT

Im just getting eyeliner and thats it, you arent gonna be right about this

[prettiestvsangel]

stares suspiciously at the TikTok in our shared DMs that says “gifts for (your name)” that features a miffy makeup bag

[unseelieevan]

I gotchu they're actively telling me not to post this

[unseelieevan]

tw slight vent

[cyberairpvppies]

Finally convinced my brother to go to sleep early. Im like such the best big sibling in the world ts was so easy, I should get an award for ts

[cyberairpvppies]

Now imma say this just for him to not listen to me like tomorrow or day after 🥀

[unseelieevan]

4 am is early?

[unseelieevan]

I MISS MY WIIIFFEEEEEEE :((

[unseelieevan]

[unseelieevan]

everytime my friends want me to do something i pick something they'd have to do to get me to do it that i know they wont try because it makes it easier in my brain to resist other forms of persuasion and its working very well rn

[unseelieevan]

the brain arguments bled into my DMs with my sister and i got this screenshot

[unseelieevan]

i keep doing this thing where I get really comfortable with a person, then overthink myself back into a hole of being scared of them this is bullshit

[unseelieevan]

The worst part about being a regressor is not realizing you were regressed around someone until A WEEK LATER AND REALIZING THEY MOST DEFINITELY NOTICED

[unseelieevan]

ventpost sry

Why can my father never just be happy for me? he always scolds me for buying anything with the money IM GIVEN FOR MYSELF TO DO WHAT I WANT WITH. i bought a fun bag for school and he got really mad about it while i was just excited trying to show it to him. I keep forgetting to keep a distance and he keeps reminding me in the cruelest ways. None of his family likes him, not even his wife or sons. hes so stuck in this worldview that he's in the center of that he see's anyone doing anything for themself as selfish and wasteful. sometimes i just wish i had a loving father and not this narcissistic asshole

[unseelieevan]

its hard to convince myself i should vent to someone when the closest i ever get to doing so is always written off or one-upped

[unseelieevan]

i cant believe im sobbing right now over my dad taking all the ice out of the freezer this CANNOT be what gets me today

[unseelieevan]

I miss my wiiifffeeeeeee :((((

[unseelieevan]

When I get sad I've started to just send half the people I know random shit instead of just finding a person to vent to I'd that weird

[unseelieevan]

for the first time ever most of my crying about being ashamed of myself in some way has become crying about that for a short time only to transition into being sad bc i miss some people because i finally met people who dont think im a freak for it

[unseelieevan]

Sleep is a lie made up by pharmaceutical companies to sell more ambien

It is. 6am

[unseelieevan]

im so smart i name this one unseelieevan bc unseelie is the evil dark ones and this is where i spill my secrts but i name my new TIKTOK account SEELIEevan bc its for COSPLAY where i shall be hiding myself and being cutesy yeeesssss bc the Seelie are the light fae im so smart