reflect what you desire

So, she made the decision to survive using courage, humor, and grace. She was the queen of her own life and the choice was her's. And she used the word fuck a lot.

[lokihiddleston]

[quoting-shakespeare-to-ducks]

Despite years. Each time there is always a cameraman who likes zoom.

his face is so zoomable

[captain-krazy]

Thank you Mr. Cameraman!!! You deserve an award!!

[tastefullyoffensive]

[pizzacatsandboobs]

my heart

[erubescence-deactivated20190421]

IVE ONLY EVER SEEN THE FIRST PANEL BUT FUCK IT GETS BETTER.

[hacash]

So I get that Ross Geller isn’t the most popular character of Friends on tumblr, and I’m pretty sure this is very strongly in part due to his behaviour on The One With The Male Nanny…

…but isn’t the whole point of this ep showing how the culture of hyper-masculinity makes otherwise normal guys act like berks? After all Rachel has it right - Ross isn’t exactly the manliest of manly men on friends; he tries on make-up, he likes long hot baths, ends up accidentally wearing women’s clothes; literally every other character takes the micky out of him for this - but Ross is the one to really freak out about guys in traditional female roles. And then we find out it’s because his dad foisted all of this nonsense onto him as a kid, and how that must have made him so insecure - to the point where he freaks out when a perfectly lovely guy wants to take care of his daughter, and behaves like a perfect jackass. That’s not ‘Ross is a moron and a dick’, that’s ‘Ross was messed around as a kid and needs looking after’.

And more to the point, Sandy the Awesome Male Nanny actually helps him see that it’s not a problem and encourages him to express emotions in a typically ‘unmanly’ way. So what we actually have in this ep is initially problematic man undergoing character development and personal growth. And isn’t that kind of what we all hope for from men caught up in this hyper-masculine nonsense?

Tumblr, you should be all over this episode.

[haroldhutchinsofficialremad-blog]

please just unmute this vine

[mageofspacee-deactivated2016030]

man: “My wife said that i sound like Gru when I have road rage”

man: [yelling at a passing car, sounding like Gru]: “APPARENTLY YOU GOT YOUR DRIVER’S LICENCE FROM A CEREAL BOX!” 

[freelancefailure]

Not sure why this park thought the first two sign language words they needed to teach to kids were “Ghost” and “Run”

[fyeahgothicromance]

haunted playground. it’s the only explanation.

[tarrysmith]

I do what I want Wednesday!

Tom with his pals… Enjoy! (not my gifs – thanks to those they belong to!)

[wholefoodsorganickale]

The very first fucking card

[foreveralone-lyguy]

nostalgia pack

[cyypress]

whoops my hand slipped

[sp00kydame]

[loricameback-deactivated2026031]

Ass

[dailyjackiechan]

You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND LIKE 2 HOURS LATER THE WALLET I HAD LOST 6 HOURS AWAY FROM HOME THAT HAD MY DEBIT CARD AND LIKE 80 DOLLARS IN CASH WAS DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS I CANT HELP BUT THINK IT WAS JACKIE CHAN WHO SENT IT GOD BLESS YOU JACKIE CHAN

[seej500]

Last time I did this it was payday so duh. Let’s see what you’ve got this time, Chan.

[seej500]

Er, actually, about a minute after I hit reblog I got some very important (and positive) money-related news out of the blue. The system works, guys.

[lolsomeone-actually]

Well i get paid tomorrow so

[hiddleshoneybunny]

MONEY CHAN’S BACK!

[brightandblossom]

looking healthy does not mean:

 petite, curvy, small, large,muscular, slim, pretty, well dressed, sweating from the gym…etc

looking healthy means:

 eyes sparkling, real smiling and laughter, skin that glows, a functioning alert body and radiating contentment and positivity about yourself.

[katiespeaks-deactivated20180417]

Seriously cannot say this enough. 

[psychedelic-croutons]

[babygirlssweetsurrender]

:-D lol.

[lokilockedcougar]

LOL!!

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photo via bag2bas)

[enchanter-of-brazening]

oh my GOD

[allthatandasideoftom]

Chicks love coffee

[7zees-deactivated20160214]

Chris on Doug Loves Movies

[chrisevansscruff]

Love Drunk Chris

[chrisevansscruff]

I think this needs a comeback. “What’s the play, bitch?” Chris, are you drunk? 😂 EvansChess chrisevansisbeautiful nightshiftfolife just-call-me-mrs-captain rowdy-redhead jennygirl2014 ginabaker1666 avengermama master-of-duct-tape heyfrenchfreudiana thehumanmeatballhybrid alicakeschicago msharleyquinn prtypooper mtllovelygirl abadstarfalls rosebudwhite hotmenandotherdistractions so-easy-to-love-me lokihiddles2981 beaglebitch doesanyonewannagetout, @dearmisterhiddles curator-at-large

[theironman]

[capsicle107]

#everyone is all over hiddleston for this scene but can we appreciate how great evans was at imitating his mannerisms?

[justplainsomething]

Evans was so good that we forgot it wasn’t Hiddleston playing Loki pretending to be Steve.

[dudewheresmycat-blog]

The entire scene is magnificent

[curator-at-large]

Ladies…. I’ve just started

abadstarfalls lokihiddles2981 dearmisterhiddles beaglebitch insanely-smart zorped sidonivilleduval mtllovelygirl angryschnauzer

[spindle-berry-deactivated202303]

I wish you the best of luck on this endeavor. 

[curator-at-large]

Thank you. I think I’m going to need it.

[suotar]

I assure you you won’t be disappointed! Just keep an open mind. I’m actually listening to it now for like third time I think…

[curator-at-large]

Oh good to know

[unseendancingqueen]

I mentioned that I listened to this book and that they're making it into a movie to my boss and a few weeks later he told me that he was fucking reading it. It's made for some interesting conversation around the water cooler...

[tomshardy]