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If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.
Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.
Any conspiracy theory about people going missing in National Parks is automatically silly to me. Like "Why are National Parks such a hotbed of disappearances???" because they're full of idiots. You've got thousands of people who've never pissed outdoors in their life wandering around the woods/desert/mountain with zero experience and zero gear and zero understanding that this place can kill them. You don't see as many disappearances in wild areas because people don't go to them unless they have some background knowledge. Whereas you get tour buses full of old folks and suburban families shuttling people into National Parks 365 days a year. If you took the same amount of buffoons and dropped them in the actual wilderness the disappearances would be significantly higher than at the parks. Use your brain.
That's exactly what someone trying to hide what's really happening in the National Forests would say. 🤔
No no the parks and forests are safe very safe
I'm not sure I really trust your motives here, bearthateatspeople
In ancient times, the dead were often buried with coins in their mouths. This is because many ancient cultures believed the dead were a bunch of assholes, and thought it was funny to make them eat coins.
this has the same energy as the paper i marked where the thesis was “aztecs had a complex market economy because people love to shop”
People do love to shop...
ANDREW GARFIELD & TOBEY MAGUIRE BEHIND THE SCENES OF SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME (2021)
This feels like an alternate universe where Jurassic Park still happened but instead of legal consequences ended up grouped in with the verified company parody accounts
BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig
I was talking to my agent about being stuck on an airport runway for way too long.
And she, knowing that I cannot write in a coach seat (no room for a laptop + my tits, and my tits cannot be stowed in an overhead compartment) responded with:
"Your job is Plane now."
Practical Magic (1998) dir. Griffin Dunne
People aren’t the only ones with vivid imaginations
Further proof that literally any story trope can be AMAZING if properly executed.
“And then it all turned out to be a dream” has got to be one of the most annoying things ever, except here it’s PERFECT.
"why do we even have that lever" is made funnier by the fact there are only 2 levers to begin with (disguised as a pair of tusks on a statue)
i find the implications hilarious:
kronk only had to remember the location of one lever, and couldn't even manage that
but on the other hand, it's easy to get two identical unlabelled levers confused, this one's on yzma tbh
yzma only needed to make one lever to begin with, but she actively chose to turn the second tusk into a functioning trapdoor. she could have just...just not connected the second tusk to anything. it didn't need to have a function
upon reflection, this also answers the question itself: "why do we even HAVE that lever?" it's because yzma herself specifically designed it as a booby trap. "why do we have that lever?" because yzma had it built to keep people out of her secret lair! yzma made the very purposeful choice to put that lever there! and then both she and her inept henchman immediately forgot about her own booby trap! yzma that is YOUR LEVER!!!!!
why do we even have that lever? because you built it yzma. these are the machinations of your own design yzma! YOU ARE TANGLED IN A WEB OF YOUR OWN WEAVING YZMA! YZMA THAT IS YOUR CROCODILE!!!
shout-out to everyone in the notes claiming that kronk pulled the wrong lever on purpose. you are so right, this is the face of a himbo who knows what's up
#the best thing about kronk is that he is very very competent just at nothing in his actual job description #yzma keeps him around so she can be competent-passing in comparison but she is ALSO a dumbass! #dream team
As a chronically ill person, my body is NOT a temple!
digital illustration of a large pink and green haunted house with ghosts and stars. text reads, 'my body is not a temple, it is a haunted house.'
the best part about james team rocket is that you can put his face on any pride flag and there’s like a 97% chance it fits
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