smarter than you

not all that glitters is goldnot all who wander are lost reese davies. 23. ex-ravenclaw unspeakable

[unspeakablyreese]

07.03.23 | reese & jimmy | the three broomsticks

[unspeakablyreese]

jimmybrankovitch:

"Oh, really? Well, I could be plenty crazy, could just be hidin’ it real well. And, you know somethin’? You bluffin’ like this says a lot about you as a person. Bet’cha didn’t see that one comin’ back around, hey?”

"So what does it say? And don't be bluffing, because then this conversation will just circle back again and again for all of eternity. Don't get me wrong, I'm enjoying myself, but I do have other things I need to do, you know, ever."

[unspeakablyreese]

07.03.23 | reese&noah | the three broomsticks

[noahquickxnden]

"Keep it up and I’ll leave you with my tab."

[unspeakablyreese]

"'Cause that seems fair."

[dustjacket9999]

[bakermarc-blog]

August 1, 2023 | Sweet Spell Bakery, Hogsmeade

[unspeakablyreese]

bakermarc:

"I need to depend on someone, you know. My parents are too far away to stroke my ego." He poured a bit more shavings into the batter. "Adele doesn’t do it half so well as you do."

"No," Reese said, fiddling with her hem absently. "What you need is to be able to know your own worth and value without anyone else's help. But until then, I'm here." She cocked her head to one side, grinning. "You don't know how happy hearing that makes my petty, shriveled up heart."

[bakermarc-blog]

August 1, 2023 | Sweet Spell Bakery, Hogsmeade

[unspeakablyreese]

bakermarc:

"Yes it is! Merlin, Reese. D’you want me to become an insecure babbling mess like back in my Hogwarts days?" He rolled his eyes, tasting the batter he was mixing. "Here, taste this. Be helpful and a touch less snarky, for my sake.”

"Shit, Marc, I thought we were past your psyche depending on my praise." She crossed her arms across her chest, sulking. "Fine," she muttered, dutifully dipping a spoon in the batter. "Needs more chocolate."

[unspeakablyreese]

07.03.23 | reese&noah | the three broomsticks

[unspeakablyreese]

noahquickxnden:

"When have I ever been one of the majority."

"Nearly believable. Order whatever you want."

"Exactly 8.39 percent of the time."

"Whiskey sour, please."

[bakermarc-blog]

August 1, 2023 | Sweet Spell Bakery, Hogsmeade

[unspeakablyreese]

bakermarc:

"Do you doubt my humbleness?" He smirked. "C’mon Ressie Peasie, humor me."

"Yes, yes I do." She rolled her eyes dramatically, plopping unceremoniously on the counter. "No, it's not good for you."

[hydrotoxicity]

[bakermarc-blog]

August 1, 2023 | Sweet Spell Bakery, Hogsmeade

[unspeakablyreese]

bakermarc:

"You know my sweets are my life! I need support in my life!"

"Just like you know I think your sweets are brilliant. If you hear it too many times you'll get a fat head, though."

[bakermarc-blog]

August 1, 2023 | Sweet Spell Bakery, Hogsmeade

[unspeakablyreese]

bakermarc:

"Oi! Watch it! Or I’ll start making you pay," he frowned at her. "I thought best friends were supposed to be supportive?” 

"It was only a joke," Reese muttered, stuffing a muffin in her mouth. "No need to bring money into it."

"And I'm supportive of you when you need it, you big baby."

[bakermarc-blog]

August 1, 2023 | Sweet Spell Bakery, Hogsmeade

[unspeakablyreese]

bakermarc:

"Yes, the strawberries in the muffins and pies are fresh. It’s the best season for it."

"That so? They're looking a bit wanting, if you ask me."

[mckxnnonmarlene-blog]

october 3rd, 2023 / the hog's head

[unspeakablyreese]

hayleyclairmont:

"I like your style."

"Towards that loud group of giggling idiots. Then we can leave through that door, right near them."

"Thanks."

"Look, I was thinking of heading to this club in Edinburgh. You can come with if you want, but you have to promise to only drink out of your own glass. Can't have you becoming a repeat offender or anything."

[unspeakablyreese]

07.03.23 | reese & erin | the three broomsticks

[unspeakablyreese]

hcrbology:

"Oh, god, I’m doing the weird frazzle-ly thing again. And thank you! I’m a real fan of Shirley Temples, so I guess I’d like a Dirty Shirley? What’s in it?”

"Basically that, but with vodka."

[unspeakablyreese]

07.03.23 | reese & jimmy | the three broomsticks

[unspeakablyreese]

jimmybrankovitch:

"I believe you, I believe you. Are you gonna tell me what my interest in exploding teapots say about me as a person, or are you gonna leave me guessing?"

"Oh I was bluffing, I have zero idea what it says. Except that you'd rather avoid exploding teapots, which at the very least puts you in the sane category."

[unspeakablyreese]

07.03.23 | reese & jimmy | the three broomsticks

[unspeakablyreese]

jimmybrankovitch:

"Well damn, I feel like the cool answer would be the awful band… but ‘m afraid the exploding teapots had me on hold."

"Nah, I wasn't joking when I said they were awful."

[unspeakablyreese]

07.03.23 | reese & jimmy | the three broomsticks

[unspeakablyreese]

jimmybrankovitch:

“‘M sorry, darlin’, I was just tryin’ to read that poster behind you. My God, I was tryin’ to read that so intensely. Must’a looked like a real creep.”

"The one for the really awful band or the notice about exploding teapots? I feel like your answer is going to say a lot about you as a person, so choose wisely."

[mckxnnonmarlene-blog]

october 3rd, 2023 / the hog's head

[unspeakablyreese]

hayleyclairmont:

"Someone probably would’ve found my body tomorrow morning in the garbage, if it had."

"If we walk like we’re supposed to be somewhere, then he’ll never even know that the crime was committed by yours truly."

"Oh no, they'd never find the body."

"In which direction should we casually run away?"