self proclaimed.

YOU BUNCH OF FRAUDS !

[aursols]

hello may i interest you in a spiritual cleanse :) cheap and very real i promise

‘    really?   i  mean.  .  .you  seem  completely  trust  worthy.   like  someone  who  totally  wouldn’t  throw  salt  in  my  face!    ’

[unspirits]

floats on by his office window and gently taps on the glass, " b - boo ! "

   one day… reigen can’t go one day without actually being haunted. as much as he called these things ridiculous, it never failed to surprise him when real spirits showed up. at first, he’s positive it’s the wind against the glass, but surely the air isn’t capable of speaking, is it ? 

   ❛   what the… ?!   ❜

[unspirits]

sounds fake, but okay :/

   i guess not everyone’s smart enough to kno spirits r the real deal…..

[lawliex]

                     The truth behind one’s charm is kindness.

[popipoyan-deactivated20240919]

the funniest fucking thing is how reigen has managed to become incredibly talented at a ridiculous variety of things (photoshop, massage therapy, etc.) in an effort to cover up the one thing he will never be good at and maintain the lie that keeps his business afloat

[shogekiha-a-blog]

✦  //  starter call  –—》 @unspirits

               ❛   —–understand this:   it’s  NOT  PERSONAL  , but i’ve been  paid  to deliver your head , ❜   a voice  moored  in gravity , deceptively saturated with the assassin’s ulterior  ( INNOCUOUS )  motives.   the guy wasn’t really blacklisted & sonic would never dispatch a  minor  conman without pay.   entertainment , no matter how morbid , just held greater precedence than the truth.   the only downside:   his victim looked about ready to faint   .

❛   …   lighten up:   it’s a  joke   .   ❜

[unspirits]

   this guy... just barged into his dispatch and just threatened him to death ? reigen listens intently, but he’s more so focused on the attire of the other. a handful of possible identities list through, since he couldn’t quite recognize him at all. though, only one identity prevails and slaps him like an epiphany. his fist hits his palm when he has the revelation.

   ❛   i know what you’re here for,   ❜   a pause.    ❛   you’re here in behalf of the landlord ! i told him i’d pay him next friday... are you his son ? you look like you’re part of that one subculture. what’s it called... emo ? punk ?   ❜ 

[unspirits]

friendly reminder i love this blog

friendly reminder i love U

[hcbbyhero-blog]

@unspirits    ❤

               saitama had gradually gotten used to people walking up and fawning over his dog uninvited since getting rover,  but usually it was children or teenage girls,  not grown men.  saitama can’t help but feel a little annoyed  —  though rover definitely doesn’t seem to mind,  the dog’s entire body shaking and wiggling with enthusiasm at the stranger’s attention.  saitama cleared his throat.   “his name’s rover.”

[unspirits]

   to be honest, he completely forgot the actual owner was there. he literally switched sidewalks to pet the dog, that must give any sign of dedication, right ?  ❛   oh.   ❜ reigen looks up briefly, finally noticing his presence. ❛   well, he kinda looks like a ‘ turnip ‘ to me. you should change his name, he seems to like it better,   ❜ a pat to rover’s head to prompt more excitement and make it pass as agreement, which definitely wasn’t.  ❛   see ? loves it. right turnip ?   ❜   

[unspirits]

   ❛   MOB ,   ❜ this couldn’t be happening... no way... cockroaches are damn gross ! after an intense staring contest with the little bastard under his desk, the door clicked open, and there he stood; his savior.  ❛   perfect timing. i have... a special job for you and you have to do it now. like, right now.   ❜ // @lvlunkn

[chatlote-old]

a gift to the mob psycho community, feel free to use without permission

[unspirits]

   ❛   what i’m about to tell you may frighten you to death, but...   ❜ with a very unneeded, profound inhale, he turns to the building.  ❛   that school of yours is being haunted by a spirit !!! worry not, though. i am here to help.   ❜ // @hyoukan

[unspirits]

*Hands him a Bath and Body Works salt bomb and new tie* Happy Father's Day, Shishou

   ❛   ah... !   ❜

   he feels as if he’s being hit with many matters at once; the presents and the persistent fact he’s just been indirectly called a father. initially, it’s overwhelming, but it doesn’t take him long to realize he should’ve expected this. nonetheless, reigen accepts the presents, a hand reaching to ruffle shigeo’s hair.

   ❛   thank you, mob. let’s go have so ramen.   ❜

[minigenos]

I wish I could bullshit my way through life as well as Reigen.

[unspirits]

psst !! hit that ♡ and i’ll write u a starter !

[unspirits]

i jst realized i made this blog on fathers day

[unspirits]

❛ could you teach me how to exorcise a demon from my friend, though ? ❜

   ❛    i, reigen arataka , shall accept this job !!   ❜   with a flashy thumbs up and a powerful expression, he whips out a pamphlet from somewhere on his suit. ❛  BUT, as for my fees, it’s going to depend on which exorcism you want. the all-out course will cost you a mere 12,000 yen.   ❜ 

[sajou-rihito]

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