BELOVA, YELENA

miss american pie

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#𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆. an independent, selective + private portrayal of yelena belova, a canon muse from the mar.vel universe. primarily focused on the cinematic universe but will feature some comic traits.

so you want me to chase him down and un-steal it?

beloved by terri, she/they, twenty-eight, scotland. carrd can be found here.

[banwitched]

it was around that time that i started to believe that friendships could be written in the stars

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yelena's version of smash or pass is her trying to decide if she wants to hit someone in the face or not.

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update: i meant my head hurts, not my heart.

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it is 5am. i had the offer to work from home but noooooo, i said i'd come into the office today. and tomorrow. i have regrets.

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yelena right now: the fact that no one wants to kiss me is very rude. me: you don't want to kiss anyone. yelena: that doesn't mean people shouldn't want me. look at how cool i am! me: ... ffs, yel.

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light up the heart for 2-3 memes from my little yelbel!

[bo-kryzze]

YELENA BELOVA 1.06 “So This Is Christmas?”

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i can't explain this but yelena has definitely kicked down a door that had too many locks.

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#𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆. so you want me to chase him down and un-steal it?

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also, yelena can't have her own kids but i will scream that she would be a great mother once she gets to live her own life for a few years. sure, she'll be protective and all that jazz but she'll love a kid to the ends of the earth. she also gives off boy-mom vibes as well.

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do you ever think about the fact that yelena is still learning who she really is? that she knows that most of her life was a lie so she struggles when the lines between truth and lies are blurred? that she questions if any of her memories are real? that people lying to her will probably cause her to lose trust in those people for a very long time? because i do.

[theavengers]

Black Widow (2021) dir. Cate Shortland

[ohisms]

↪     𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐎𝐍𝐄 , 𝑰'𝑴 𝑨 𝑭𝑬𝑾 - ᶰᵒ ᶠᵃᵐᶤˡʸ ˒ ᵗᵒᵒ . 𝑤ℎ𝑜 𝑎𝑚 𝑖 ?    (  a  series  of  sentence  starters  from  season  1  of  “ orphan black ” .   adjust  phrasing  as  necessary . will be updated !  )

i wanna see [ name ] .

well , that's not fair , is it ?!

oh my god , you look like crap .

i didn't miss your birthday , did i ?

something really weird just happened at the train station .

what the hell is wrong with you ?

listen to me , [ name ] , i'm only gonna ask you this once .

oh , i'm fine by the way , thank you .

get in the car .

when you don't give a damn , i get pissed .

you'd better be ready . are you ready ?

you're sure as hell overdressed . what , were you out all night or something ?

this shit is as hard as it gets . but you've gotta stop making it worse .

i panicked , what do you want me to say ?

i'm kidding . where's your wit gone ?

you don't have to babysit me , dipshit .

i know this thing's got you all twisted up , but try to forgive yourself .

[ name ] , open the goddamn door !

yeah , the last thing i am is special .

[ name ] , where have you been ?

where have i been ? uh .. long story .

oh , jesus , are you alright ?

you have a few words , [ name ] ? anything you want to express ?

plead your mercy & your pity .

love is imperfection itself .

say it . go ahead , say it's my fault .

who the hell are you ?

of course not . you think we'd let that happen ?

i'm at home , you've got it all wrong .

you know what ? don't . i'm going to ignore that .

i'm worried you're losing the plot again .

sorry , i've got ... i've got a lot of work to do .

i mean , what am i supposed to do ?

you don't have to take this on .

i can't keep waking up every night , checking your breathing , worried you're mixing your meds , booze ... god knows what else .

i knew it was too good to be true .

why would you help such a stupid plan ?

i'm not going to play [ name ] in the middle .

i'm not dirty , i just freaked out .

if there is another version of this story ...

walk me through it again . so i know you won't crack under questioning .

you're making me nervous .

finally ! where have you been ?

who am i speaking to ?

how did you find me ?

idiot . do you even know who you're talking to ?

i don't care who you are .

nope , that is not my responsibility .

go , & wait for a call .

what i'm trying to do is move on .

we have known each other for awhile now , [ name ] .

i nailed it , man . every detail .

come on , [ name ] , give me a little love here !

you know , my skin just breaks out every time i leave downtown .

whoa , hey , [ name ] - you always do this to me !

i don't do backup , i don't even know what backup is !

i got stuck , i was running from my own shit .

i'm not giving you shit 'til you give me some answers .

don't ! do not shoot me , please !

seriously , it's life or death .

am i going insane ?

[gatorprompts]

✧ — ⋆    𝐒𝐎𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 𝐌𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐀 & 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 .

SOCIAL  MEDIA  PROMPTS .

send  📘  for  a  facebook  status  about  your  muse 

send  👻  for  a  snapchat  from  my  muse 

send  🐦  for  a  tweet  about  your  muse 

send  📸  for  an  instagram  post  about  your  muse

TEXTING  PROMPTS .

send  🍷  for  a  drunk  text  from  my  muse

send  😳  for  an  embarrassing  text  from  my  muse

send  💋  for  a  flirty  text  from  my  muse

send  😱  for  a  scared  text  from  my  muse

send  ✨  for  a  random  text  from  my  muse

send  😡  for  an  angry  text  from  my  muse

send  😬  for  a  worried  text  from  my  muse

send  😢  for  a  sad  text  from  my  muse

send  😁  for  a  happy  text  from  my  muse

send  💕  for  a  loving  text  from  my  muse

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100% canon in yelena's bond verse -

james: *walks in* q: *stands up to speak* yelena: *walks in* q: NOPE. i don't get paid enough to deal with both of you.

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so, my endless loves, i'm off tomorrow so i'll be around. i'm also working from the office thursday and friday (my choice, i'm still working through the new job anxiety) but i will be working from home on saturday.