[pastabot]

mr... w-white...... 😳

[hungwy]

I love that people just screenshot tiktoks. Fuck videos

[emmatheward]

[emmatheward]

[emmatheward]

- A collage of all my favorite hats I’ve made for Stimpy.

[official-scumbag-deactivated202]

[pi4nobl4ck]

[luthordyke-deactivated20190608]

me absolutely plastered at my own wedding with my beautiful wife right beside me

[iamoutofideas]

DIY shingles

[swarnpert]

like the disease or the roof tiles

[iamoutofideas]

whatever

[warluigi]

[teathattast]

@notkinghill

[progerin-deactivated20190330]

Y'all vape :/ why you do that shit to your body…the chemical. Smoke cigarette it’s a plant

[olpy]

I literally just said this yesterday

[mi1f]

you guys heard of cbd

[progerin-deactivated20190330]

Cock and ball dorture?

[lmaonade]

nobody:

common house spider: can i die of malnutrition in your bedroom please?

[blextrophy]

first thing i say to my self in the morning

[succulentbud]

I assign these new pokemon. babies

[j0rrated]

i have NPC energy cause most of my replies consist on

ok

NICE

hell ye!

no…….

yes?

sdfghjhghjkjDFGHJKGHJJDFGSS

thank you so much!

fuck!

[j0rrated]

more reasons im a NPC:

if i stand still for too long i start doing idle animations 

will only talk to people if they start conversation first 

my walking speed is too fast to be walking and too slow to be running

if you talk to me too many times i start repeating dialogue

if you do a small favor for me i will follow you around without questions

i will drop a lot exposition if you ask

sometimes i get stuck on doors

you may stand in a straight line from me holding a corpse but its more than 10 meters so i will not notice

low HP

[mech-sh4rk]

if you talk to me 2 times “best friends” becomes a option

[mynewshape]

y'all seen shapes before? circle, square, all that stuff.

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]