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or diego “i didn’t kill my father” hargreeves vs diego “let’s go kill dad” hargreeves
What if calls with Heaven have common video conference issues as well
“what a bunch of fucking idiots!” I say, delighted, as I click on yet another fanfiction about a bunch of fucking idiots
Merlin: *actually shuts up* Arthur: oH nO wHY wOULd YOu dO tHAt tALK tO mE MEEERLIN
Please, Tumblr, post my videos, I'm begging you
Every time I read in a fic that Merlin rolls his eyes I automatically roll my eyes so why am I not also automatically a gay wizard fucking his monarch boyfriend
Merthur out of context.
Oh sorry, I meant *Merlin out of context
Dragonlord more like sasslord
Honestly if Merlin legit ever thought that Arthur would kill him if he discovered that he had magic then he is stupider than Arthur
Being gay is natural? Okay.
You have three islands. Divide them into groups of one. The straight island, the gay island, and the lesbian island. The straight island is going to reproduce and keep going strong for millions of generations to come. The gay and lesbian islands will both wipe out in not even one century. This isn’t just about religion or morals, it’s just simple common sense. Being gay is unnatural, and not just because God said so, but because you yourself wouldn’t even be born without a REAL natural man and woman. And no, there is no such thing as a lesbian bone marrow “thing” to have children. That’s a biased fact that came from a lesbian scientist who has false opinions. If it’s not a real penis or vagina, then it’s fucking false and you’re just opinionated by dumb facts. I’m done here. Read over what I said and if you still think that being gay is normal and natural, then I hope you achieve some common sense one day. Bye
Where is this gay island located.. asking for a friend
I just have SO MANY questions. Why were we all separated onto different islands? Did the government sanction this? If so, why? Why didn’t we revolt against this tyrannical government? Where are these islands? How were they chosen? Are the continents of the world abandoned? What kind of resources are on each island? Are they the same or different? Does each island have a right to form its own government or does the government that segregated us still rule? If so, what island do they rule from and how do they communicate with the other two islands? If they can communicate with the other two islands, can all three islands communicate with each other? If the straight people keep reproducing, won’t their island become overpopulated and their resources depleted? Islands only have so much space right? Do straight people stop having gay kids? Isn’t it a fact that, to date, straight people are the largest manufacturers of gay kids? If a gay kid is born on straight island, do they get sent to their appropriate island? Wouldn’t that aid in the re-population of gay and lesbian island? What about people who are attracted to more than one gender? Are they just lost at sea, floating aimlessly? Is the ocean full of listless pansexuals, floating nowhere? Or are they trapped in some sort of purgatory because they don’t fit on any one island? Are there trees on lesbian island? Is it conceivable that if there were, a large group of lesbians could build a boat? Have you ever seen lesbians around timber? If they built a boat, could they travel to gay island? How far apart are the islands? If they could travel to gay island, would they be able to collect semen, return to lesbian island, and repopulate the island? Would they be able to send some of those children to gay island? Do trans people exist in this world? If so, wouldn’t they be able to aid in repopulation? If the lesbians decided to declare war on the heterosexuals, would they be able to reach their island? On the way to heterosexual island, could the lesbians pick up the gays and scoop the floating bisexuals from the sea? If so, would they all be able to go and attack heterosexual island together, wiping out its people’s, stealing its children and taking all its resources? Does this fantasy world get you off at night? Please write back soon!
Speaking up from the pansexual archipelago: I too have these questions
Checking in from bisexual bay: The boats are nearly complete and are equipped with a special invisibility function. We attack at dawn
Fuck the questions, lemme on that boat, I’m coming with you
*random ace just floating away into the sky like a balloon*
I am so here for an asexual sky nation. We live in floating cities and master the wind currents. Newly minted ace youths are sent up to us in baskets suspended under hot air balloons. We breed giant birds to bear us through the skies, or else build ourselves wings and gliders to fly in their midst. The only land we know are the tallest mountain peaks and the world is a bright blue gem spreading out beneath us.
(And we will of course be providing air support for the impending attack on Straight Island)
OP’s nasty-ass post got turned into a goddamn sci-fi dystopian adventure and I’m so here for it.
oh my god Bisexual Buccaneers from Both-Ways Bay is both a porn tile and my new life goals
i’m an asexual homoromantic does this make me our young heroine torn between worlds
You spend part of your time on lesbian island, learning the stories, and traditions, and part of your time in the vast floating asexual cities, training with your eagle so that you can one day become one of the chosen few: the messengers, who carry letters and passengers between islands, jumping the heterosexual blockades. When you enter this select group, you’re assigned the job of collecting reports from spies pretending to heterosexual on straight island, flying in at the dead of night, risking discovery to collect vital intelligence. You fall in love with a pansexual girl who’s chosen to hide her orientation so she can aid the Resistance. At the climax of the novel, you swoop down from above on your giant eagle to rescue your lady love from a frenzied mob. As straight island burns in the background, you share a chaste kiss and cuddle while discussing the possibility of a mountain-top pansexual outpost.
IT CAME BACK AROUND AND IT GOT BETTER!
…would anyone mind if I actually wrote this?
Frankly, I would read an entire anthology of this.
Not to mention that their idea excludes mlm trans men and wlw trans women
no, those straight trans ppl would be on straight island, reproducing heterosexually. it’s not like gay men and lesbians would fuck the opposite sex as long as they’re trans. it doesn’t work like that at all.
What? A man who loves men would be on gay island, trans or not. Same with a woman who loves women. Either you’re transphobic or illiterate. Straight trans people would be on straight island, but mlm trans men would not be straight????
you are just as homophobic as op. straight = exclusively opposite sex attracted. that’s why they can reproduce and gay ppl, being same sex attracted, cannot. there already are gay trans ppl oppressed by society for their lack of reproductive sex. ever heard of marsha p johnson or sylvia rivera? gay. homosexual. two ppl with the same genitals. not able to legally marry, unlike transhets. subjected to sodomy laws, unlike transhets.
educate yourself. it’s not like lesbians would fuck a trans woman’s dick or gay men would touch a trans man’s vagina anyway. no gay person not even the ones with a gender identity desire straight intercourse. you’re talking about corrective rape.
How the hell is a man fucking a man straight? How is a woman fucking a woman straight? How the hell am i suggesting corrective rape? Where did the issue of consent even come from here? Transphobia isnt a good look on you. Trans women are women meaning that if a trans woman likes women, she’s a lesbian. This isnt rocket science.
no, it’s not rocket science, it’s biology. lesbians are female homosexuals. trans women aren’t female, and if they’re attracted to women, they’re heterosexual. nobody fucks with their gender identities, they fuck with their genitals. penis and vagina sex is always straight. you’re literally erasing actual trans homosexuals like the ones i named, even trans lesbians like leslie feinberg, just to pretend straight sex counts as gay if one person is trans. so not only are you homophobic, you’re transphobic. i don’t know how many times gay ppl have to remind you being gay isn’t a choice and opposite sex attraction isn’t universal.
I think you’re heart is in the right place but your mind isnt. Biology is as straightforward as quantum physics, if you think you understand everything, you probably just dont have a scope of how much grey area there is. Im just saying that trans people are there gender not gender lite, not halfsies not their agab, therefore if a amab woman and a afab woman had sex, they’re both women so its gay. I dont know how i could make this clearer. Girls fucking girls is gay. It doesnt matter if they’re both afab or amab or one of each, if a girl fucks a girl its gay.
sorry, but lesbians don’t have sex with amab women to begin with, nor does straight intercourse magically become gay legally or biologically just bc both parties use the same pronouns in their language. amabs fucking afabs is straight. penises fucking vaginas is straight. you have no right to erase gay ppl including the actual trans ones, or to erase this unique aspect of our oppression, to say that straight ppl’s straight sex is magically gay if they change their genders before they engage in piv. you’re not gay. you should try listening to gay ppl sometime. bc no gay person fucks the opposite sex’s genitals. how many times do we have to remind you of this simple fact?
gay ppl exist. we like the same sex only. gay sex is when ppl with the same genitals fuck each other. this has been historically oppressed. gay ppl in many countries are still arrested, even put to death, for not having straight sex like everything you keep describing, the type of sex forced on gay ppl during conversion therapy and corrective rape.
the root of homophobia is the idea op summarized, the belief homosexuality goes against god or nature bc gay ppl and gay sex do not make a baby.
it’s like you’d go up to a gay man about to be thrown off a roof in chechnya and tell him “some men have vaginas, just have sex with their vaginas instead” instead of realizing gay is amab+amab and afab+afab ONLY and gender literally doesn’t matter to sexuality.
my heart is in the right place bc im gay and you’re not. you keep hetsplaining my own sexual orientation to validate opposite sex attracted trans ppl, even at the expense of the same sex attracted trans ppl who have always been part of the gay community. you’re literally just an evil person. science disagrees with you. the law disagrees with you. gay rights disagree with you. trans ppl disagree with you. who else believes being gay is a choice and lesbians can learn to like penises? mike pence and the parishioners of the westboro baptist church. i speak from a position of firsthand experience and worldly knowledge, so stop condescending, stop spreading bigotry, and accept the fact homosexuality has always defied heteronormative gender roles.
I hate to break it to you but im the least cishet person on tumblr. I also live the gay experience but with the added aspect of being trans. I hate to have my personal experience be my entire argument but if i (a afab non-girl) had a boyfriend ever, that wouldnt be straight because i am not a girl. Im not denying biology, you’re denying neurology
Also: side note, trans people don’t disagree with me because you’re not respecting trans people’s sexualities as a whole community (you’re basically just going “you are what you were born as” lite) and how is this in any way about gender roles or “fixing” people.
Extra tag thing: i am in no way nor have i ever or will i ever suggest rape. Rape is immoral and dehumanizing to the victim. I do not support it.
gender has always been irrelevant to sexuality, you ignorant white supremacist. you lack the gay experience because you lack the exclusive attraction to the same sex. if you have a boyfriend, that’s heterosexual. you can call it queer, but you can’t call it gay. yes, sexuality is what you’re born with. you’re incredibly disrespectful to trans homosexuals. everything you say is for the benefit of transhets like yourself who want to be seen as not-straight rather than actually supporting the lives and rights of same sex attracted individuals.
neurology???? how silly! trans homosexuals have the same neurological similarities other gay ppl do, and transhets like yourself do not. sexual orientation shows structural differences in the brain. are you denying that too? just bc you have a gender identity doesn’t change anything about the sexuality you were born with, bc contrary to what you and conversion therapists believe, our innate orientations are unchangeable.
stop speaking over gay ppl since you’re not remotely gay.
This is the first time ive ever been called a white supremesist.(btw im indeed black and i havent expressed any opinions about race in this diluted and awful dumpster fire of a thread. Stay reaching ✊)
According to your logic, i am gay tho since i am afab and i like exclusively women. Legitimately just say you’re super transphobic and leave if you’re going to just keep calling me names. You arent defending anything. You are, however, attacking gay trans people and by extension, invalidating their partners orientations. Keep up the good work, pal!
Before you reach for anything else: remember that you truely do not know anything about me.
your insistance sexuality is based on modern western gender roles supports white supremacy. it has been our observation of gender roles differing by time and culture that we understand gender is not the basis for sexual orientation that biological sex is. it’s NOT transphobic to defend the trans homosexuals like leslie feinberg, marsha p johnson, and sylvia rivera who have always been part of the gay community. how can you even say that? they aren’t magically exempted from homophobia bc of their gender identities bc they still like the same sex exclusively. but it is homophobic to say two members of the opposite sex having piv intercourse are gay if they want to call it gay, bc they’re using their straight privilege and gender conformity to erase homosexuality. you aren’t defending trans ppl. you’re invalidating gay ppl, including the trans ones, to validate the trans ppl who aren’t gay but see it as a choice.
these aren’t my personal definitions. these are the universal definitions.
you need to see this again. opposite sex attraction is not universal. attraction to gender roles and stereotypes would be a fetish.
Homosexuality = same sex attraction = penis + penis or vagina + vagina
How that’s fucking hard to understand ?
Your dysphoria, your gender identity, your hormonal treatment, the way you “identify as” DOESN’T CHANGE YOUR SEX
SEXUAL ORIENTATION ARE BASED ON THAT SEX
You are FEMALE, Born with a VAGINA and if you aren’t dating/fucking another FEMALE, born with a VAGINA you ARE NOT GAY
Gay is not an identity or a thing you can identify too, it’s a biological reality like your hair color (and your sex )
Op, even if they are very homophobic at least understand what homosexuality is, instead of you who is being extremely homophobic by suggesting we can be attracted to the opposite sex
“Gay trans people” are FTM attracted to women/FTM and MTF attracted to men/trans women
You, @smileyzs are effectively homosexual if you are only attracted to women (female people)
And I don’t care about “invalidating” heterosexual or bisexual people that call themselves gay, they are extremely rude to me and other actual gay people for the beggining
Louder for the people in the back,
YOU DONT CARE ABOUT BI PEOPLE IF THEY CALL THEIR ATTRACTION TO THE SAME GENDER GAY
YOU THINK PEOPLE ARE DEFINED BY THEIR GENITALS
Oh, that doesnt come out sounding very good, that second one even has ties to misogyny.
what the hell???? i need you to understand you are being EXTREMELY transphobic, a trans man who's attracted to men isnt straight, he is a trans GAY MAN, same with trans women attracted to women
i’d trade my boobs for fangs and a nice pair of horns in a heartbeat
throw in some wings while you’re at it and you can have the uterus too
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Im scared she's going to hurt herself, and she said she would do a 1 note 1 day thing, please send this to whoever you can
Fuck I nearly had multiple heart attacks.
Time to @ all my followers (and anyone that comes up that I think might help) as I go through the keyboard, but first I need to @ some big blogs who might be able to help.
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Alright let’s do this.
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Why
This is demonstrating why you absolutely do not pour water on a grease fire.
holy shit
Okaaaay. If any of you actually have a grease fire in the kitchen put the lid on the pan. It will suffocate the flames. Don’t pour water on it, and don’t freak out. Cook safely!
Or throw flour on it to smother it.
/quick safety announcement
NO, DO NOT USE FLOUR, DO NOT USE FLOUR TO SMOTHER A FIRE.
YOU HAVE TO USE BAKING SODA.
Throwing flour into a fire can cause it to combust and make the fire worse because FLOUR/SUGAR IS FLAMMABLE. One cup of flour into a grease fire can have the explosive force of dynamite.
The reason you use baking soda is that it releases carbon dioxide when heated, and CO2 is a fire suppressant.
REBLOGGING FOR LAST COMMENT TO SAVE LIVES
can we talk about how this is from a tv-show called “do not try this at home” where they tested all sort of stuff you’re not supposed to do, but they only got four episodes because after this experiment they burned the house they were filming in to the ground.
