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Jez. 36. White American. Aceish butchish genderqueer dyke, spoonie, cat parent, plant parent, knitter, fanfic writer. (ze/zem or they/them) Etsy | Kindle | Ko-fi | Patreon | RedBubble | Society6 AO3 | Dreamwidth | Instagram | My Art | My Writing

[jezunya]

Jez. Mid-thirties. Disabled US Army Veteran here to tell you not to join or support the military. Ex-Mormon too, and you will not believe what else I'm going to suggest you never join... :) White, queer, aceish, butchish, nonbinary genderqueer dyke. Cat parent, plant parent, knitter, artist, fanfic author. I have a complicated relationship with pronouns, prefer none at all tho ze/zem is closest, mostly I end up kinda ‘meh’ about it all. Vaguely pagan; godless heathen in the very most literal sense; agnostic to my core. 

You should consider this the warning that you follow/look thru my blog at your own risk. I used to tag everything a lot, but after caring for my father thru hospice care several years ago I have been mentally & emotionally exhausted and my online habits were one of the things hit hardest, after my general creativity. I’m trying to get good at tagging things again, at least for major trigger warnings, but yeah... mental energy is not something I have a lot of anymore.

Any and all unsolicited requests for donations in my inbox get reported as spam and the user blocked :)))))

If I'm like-spamming your blog, it means I'm putting your posts in my queue/drafts, and probably at least one sideblog, if not several.

I queue basically everything, and I'm often not actually here. Please let me know if I reblog anything from racists, terfs, queerphobes, ableists, etc.

I’m unable to work besides small gig/freelance jobs, and sometimes seasonal farmers’ markets, so please consider checking out my art and writing for sale! 

Linktree | my art on tumblr | my writing on tumblr | my fics on ao3 | my original fiction | my redbubble shop | my ko-fi for both donations & shop

[gothicroses]

damn terfs aren't even hiding their racism anymore

[safetypinserenade-remade]

"poor weak women need to be protected from big scary foreign men. I'm a feminist btw"

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

reblog if you would never let ai write fanfics for you

[anxiousasexual5]

Why would anyone ever do that? It's not art and it's not creative. And it annoys me because I have SO MANY ideas that I want to write but I'm really worried that if I write and publish them too quickly after each other then I'll be accused of using AI, which I would never even dream of doing. I'm just autistic and have far too much free time on my hands.

[ashoss]

id like to introduce some people to my good friend the Keep Reading button

[suckunit]

Thank you for feeding me with a human au that really just gets Murderbot and Perihelion's vibes. Also Big Human Art propaganda 💯💯💯

How did Art trigger SecUnit in this au? Also please tell me that those two idiots had a standoff on that roadtrip, they're both packing we all deserve unnecessary threat displays

it went smth like this! art really said “haha is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me. just kidding i know it’s a gun. wanna see mine”

cut to 2 weeks later theyre burying bodies together. match made in hell

[that-stone-butch]

personalized ads are so funny to me

'hey we've been spying on you and tracking your every move. it's a culmination of state of the art technology and an unprecedented invasion of consumer privacy. a room full of men with made up jobs bent their will toward decades of constructing this system, defending it in court, and tirelessly innovating new ways to aggregate more data about you'

and the end result is

'yeah so uh we saw that you recently bought a car. so here's an ad for that car'

like no i'm good actually. you might be aware that i already have one

[elfwreck]

[anexperimentallife]

[queeriocheerios]

It’s called ‘being able to see the corpse’

[burning-cathedrals-deactivated2]

So if I put you in an L-shaped swimming pool, and you knew there was a corpse around the corner, you'd be fine?

[mwagneto]

loving the implication that I'm a little animal and you're a scientist putting me into various bodies of water to test my corpse:water ratio tolerance

[darlingofdots]

at a conference I attended recently, a researcher pointed to the difficulty of finding material in archives because so much depends on the metadata and the terminology used to describe things changes over time. "it would be so helpful," the researcher said, "if I typed 'lesbian' into the library of congress database, it would also show me results that were categorised in the 50s, when the materials were interpreted as 'intimate female friendships'"

which is what tag wrangles at Archive Of Our Own do incredibly effectively: searching for "omegaverse" also leads to "alpha/beta/omega dynamics" and "alternate universe: a/b/o" and so on. but ao3 achieves this frankly incredible categorisation and indexing system by the power of countless volunteers putting in hours and hours of unpaid and unthanked free time, and it's completely understandable that most archives do not have that kind of infrastructure, but also how incredible that a fan-run website has better searchability, classification, and accessibility than the library of congress

[jezunya]

still half reeling that Pete Hegseth really said, in his speech for the D-Day anniversary in France, that "boats full of men" landing on European beaches are the real threat...... like. dude. I know you're a Nazi, but yall used to try to be subtle about it. Or are you just that stupid that you don't understand that you're casting the Allied Forces fighting the Nazis as the bad guys in your analogy.

Stupid or evil, stupid or evil... the answer is increasingly both.

[lazerswordweilder]

Watching the holiday season of nailed it and one of the tips is ‘sugar begins melting at 320 Fahrenheit. Never touch it, unless you’re tired of having fingers.’ which is such a Muderbot thing to say

[autistic-af]

Important Update: Nedjem has her tail

[mikkeneko]

[calamitys-child]

I always say that the thing which sets Sargent apart as a portrait artist is that he draws/paints literally every subject - no matter their gender, social position, life vs representational drawing etc - like he is right that minute realising he's desperately in love with them. And it rules every single time.

[calamitys-child]

Examples pulled just from his Wikipedia page most popular works. Absolutely devastating scenes for bisexuals for over a century

[shorthistorian]

Don't forget the ALLIGATORS. He loves them too.

[yuner0523]

Some raven ver. ART-Drone idea

I still trying to figure out how to draw raven

the idea

[depsidase]

[medraut-pen-draig]

on amok time again: they really did "spock experiences primal alien mating drive and murder fuck ritual," and didn't even play with "and this is an excuse to see our prim and proper mr spock get sensual with a lady!". like he expends ALL of his hot dominating fantasy uncontrollable lust rage energy ON KIRK. they wrote that and had ONE chance to make spock have any scandalous, carnal housewife jerk off material romance they wanted with any sexy space woman in the universe, and they chose kirk. when he does interact with a woman he throws a soup at her

[suckunit]

you have to be nice to me for this one

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[yourfaveisintersex]

what if I just made my profile picture a male calico cat or something. hurm

[icewingassasin]

Could I suggest a picture of Dawntreader Texas Calboy? He is a beautiful male calico cat who is a chimera. He's also somewhat controversial among some cat fancy associations since he is a male cat with female colors, and some people are strangely transphobic towards him, despite him being a cat? There was even a rule implemented to keep him from competing in a cat show. If you look up his name, he made a few news articles.

[yourfaveisintersex]

Oh my god?????

Yeah you're right about beautiful I'm squeezing him until he pops!!!!! I love this guy I think I'm going to make an edit real quickly Calboy I love you I'm so sorry people are calling you a freak??????

[yourfaveisintersex]

:)