Cooking with Money(SF!papyrus) episode 1?
SF!papyrus:hello welcome to my cooking show where i cook WHATEVER I FIND ok this one is called russian tea cookies
SF!papyrus:this is from a entire facility that i totally didnt steal from alright then i need *reads* “ 1 cup butter,1 teaspoon vanilla extract,6 tablespoons confectioners’ sugar,2 cups all-purpose flour,1 cup chopped walnuts,1/3 cup confectioners’ sugar for decoration”
*title appears on screen saying “totally not stolen from a facility”*
SF!papyrus:ok then i have to “ Preheat oven to 175°C/350°F.” wait………
SF!papyrus our oven max tempature is 200F well then be right back
*insert some time later and he is in the exact facility he stole it from sorry that he didnt steal from it*
SF!papyrus:ok lets continue thi- *they hear wimpering in the background*
SF!papyrus:SHUT THE FUCK UP *staring at the person in the background tied up yet we are not seeing* alright we need a medium sized bowl *insert him throwing it violently on the table* and we need some cream butter and vanilla and smooth it *insert him putting it in there and also the boxes in there and he waits for it to smooth and it does* GOOD
SF!papyrus:now add 6 tablespoons of flour and sugar in the thing and mixed until it is blended in there you know we got to make it combined in there since just dumping that shit in without consequences what are you doing that’s not how to make Russian tea cakes and then mix it with the walnuts which you have to chop which i did before telling you cazzo’s
SF!papyrus:ok now roll the dough into 1 inch balls and place them 2 inches apart from each other on this ungreased cookie sheet since we don’t want combined balls NAW we want our testi- i mean balls apart from each other and not a ball- combined balls cook them for 12 minutes in our preheated oven and when your done roll in the remaining sugar you have incase you didnt waste like all of it of course now then *waits 14 minutes as it is done cooking and cooled* and voila you got it now i will wish you farewell *the door opens and a robot shows up*
bunker bot 200:ENGINEER AIRHEAD I AM HERE TO INFORM YOU THAT ONE OF THE YELLOW JACKETS IS ASKING FOR YOU- *they see SF!papyrus and engineer airhead tied up*
SF!papyrus:well then your big and have nuclear radiation i am just going to take a shortcut to my house bye *warps there with the tray*
SF!papyrus:now then i hope you enjoyed watching this also you can make these in real life just dont raid peoples houses like i did toodles