*insert clever quip*

She/her Prepare for randomness. that's all I've got.

[unusualtacocat]

Didn't like my old intro. Felt too serious. Instead, here's a list of songs that describe me:

-Dark, Sad, Lonely Knight from Starkid's "Holy Musical Batman"

-Summer Child by Conan Gray (almost cried at how accurate it is to me)

-Surface Pressure from Encanto (my girl Luisa deserved more)

-When Emma Falls in Love by Taylor Swift

-Ballad of a Homeschooled Girl by Olivia Rodrigo

-I'm Just Ken from the Barbie movie

-Happy by Julia Michaels

-Platypus Controlling Me from Phineas and Ferb

-Paul Revere by Noah Khan

-Timezone by Måneskin

Lovely to meet you all! I swear I'm not as unstable as my songs might suggest lol

[unusualtacocat]

I keep hearing all this stuff about Gen Z (my generation), like "ohh they're little babies when it comes to phone calls and all their Mommies make their doctor appointments from them"

But like... Where are y'all going to the doctor??? Mine stopped letting my mommy make appointments for me the second I turned 18. I WISH my mommy could make my appointments for me since no one decided to explain insurance to me (especially not the public school system, god forbid they teach me something I'll USE throughout my life), but now I have to rawdog it and assume I'm not doing something wrong bc no one has tried to arrest me yet

[twilight-princess-link-official]

count your days salad boy

[unusualtacocat]

Tried to swallow my rice, but then I choked on my rice

And the feeling in my throat, left me afraid of rice

Wanna swallow the doubt, poured my burrito out

Found nothing but grains and seasons

Want to put my tether to rice inside a blender

Universe is mocking me with abnormal chipotle

Shed a tear then I'm out of here

[nick-knackwrites]

Found a neat quiz that I think absolutely nailed me 😯

Would love to see what everyone else gets!

Tagging: @aphroditaeon @sixpennydame @littlerequiem @sayrahsunshine @pianon0 and @stormyphoenix but anyone and everyone who wants to participate is welcome to jump in with their results too 🧡

[littlerequiem]

Ohh thanks for the tag @nick-knackwrites :) We're twinning!

Tagging (with no pressure): @ackerbootytobbi ,@humanitys-strongest-brat, @mrsackxrman, @nightthawkss, @jayteacups, @ohmypawsandwhiskers, @thechaoticarchivist, @urbandeity.

[thechaoticarchivist]

Thank you for the tag, Flo! I took offence to three and five... and then realized it's probably because it's actual true. 😅 This is such a pretty color, though.

No Pressure Tags: @sixpennydame , @amywritesthings , @calmcritter , @chaotic-on-main , @salemrph , @blessdunrest , @ink-and-nebula , @dissociativewriter , @abyssyby , @deepspacenova , @dabunnyhop , @darkeskye , @bbnosylus , @mythblossoms , and anyone else that wants to join!

[blessdunrest-deactivated2026042]

I was a little hesitant when they kept asking friends vs. being alone but holy fudgesticks this is on the mark 🥲

Speared by the last one gahhhhh

Soft tags: @theivorybones @terriblesoup @thatweirdomidas @atzeroo and open tags to whoever wants to join!

[thatweirdomidas]

Thank uuuuuuu 🖤 🖤 🖤 🖤 🖤 🖤 🖤

I got mimosa but I feel like emerald or greenery would fit me better ☺️

Tags for if u want 🖤 (no pressure of course)

@leighsartworks216 @pinksparkl @free-boundsoul @cyanbugremix @romirola

[cyanbugremix]

Yayyy thank you for the tag @thatweirdomidas!

I'd say this is pretty accurate. Maybe not the significant mood swing part but yeah :)

Tags! (No pressure): @chronically-online-italian @romirola @chimckenns @pandoraroid @miyaheestar @moronkyne @angelfiedyaz @floofdeloop @huxleaf @vind3miat0r @unusualtacocat @weightedblanketjoyfriend @puffin-smoke @thesolaireslawyer @porters-fangs @on1ymatt @indigo-greer-collins @poedays @escapisttt @mokozroach @prince-damien-of-darkness @soap-is-an-artist @emobirthdaycake

And anyone else that wants to join!

[unusualtacocat]

Not my favorite pantone shade, though I do enjoy a good marsala. The descriptions are pretty fair, tbh.

Tags open :)

[badass-siobhan]

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

[clavid]

one crack cocaine

[thoughtkiller]

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

[janebuzjane]

debit or credit

[brie3po]

I actually have a gift card

[love-and-insurmountable-grief]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[unusualtacocat]

Lamaze breathing on my nails so they hurry up and dry

[unusualtacocat]

Dancing with the Stars got me screaming like it's the Super Bowl, wdym Danielle went home and Andy Richter is STILL here when he's barely crossed the ballroom??? Pmo

[oncillaphoenix]

these hips don't lie but the truths they tell are strange and disquieting

[unusualtacocat]

my country is in a government shutdown and the president is adding a ballroom onto a historic landmark payed for by the people.

I am struggling to pay my tuition whilst being at work during almost any point where I am not in class. Uncertain whether FAFSA will even exist to help me with school next year.

Yet somehow I am paying for a ballroom.

[segamascott]

[unusualtacocat]

I got super cheap tickets for Conan Gray back in June and I got to see him live this past weekend and isnduebehjd soooo good why is he so pretty and talented and funny life is so unfair

[unusualtacocat]

Alright, moots, who got raptured?

(walked around with a kazoo in my pocket just in case I began my ascent... better luck next time ig)

[unusualtacocat]

visiting my grandma is wild bc she was telling me how everyone is jealous and wants to steal her stuff, then she randomly interjected with "it would be nice to marry a cowboy", then immediately switched subjects to how she bought some placemats for $3 from Big Lots.

[unusualtacocat]

Watching Fried Green Tomatoes, and I swear if Idgie and Ruth don't make out by the end of this movie

[unusualtacocat]

Sos my friend made me watch Kpop Demon Hunter and now my socials are flooded with its content and I am fighting the urge to listen to the soundtrack

[unusualtacocat]

quote of the week:

"YOLO does not hold up in court"

-me