don't have my saturday shorts on

He/him, 30s

[im-not-just-one]

MAWS Lois Lane is the most insane Lois Lane therefore also the most accurate Lois Lane to exist

[skarchomp]

the real reason my adventures with superman succeeds where so many superman stories before and since have failed is that the people making it are horny as fuck for clark kent

[38sr]

another saturday night, another season finale. catch the last episode of my adventures with superman season 3 at midnight on toonami. this season was a wild ride and i hope everyone enjoyed the show✨✨

[gxbuster]

[cloudabserk]

i love you assad

[clouds-of-wings]

"Watching my dad (a GP doctor) watch House is more entertaining than the show"

[zoi-no-miko]

GOD, I wish more doctors were more like this redditor's dad

[sighinastorm]

been ages since I saw a rage comic!

>thread is from 13 years ago

oh.

[ninjamouse13]

[homunculus-argument]

Literally no reason for a guy to be over 5'7". That's just wasteful use of biomass. You had enough material to make four dudes and instead you made three. That thing is blocking an entire isle in the grocery store.

[homunculus-argument]

No you got the math the wrong way around. Let's say that you've got four 150 cm dudes. That's a reasonable amount, and a nice round number. Add their heights together, that's 600 cm. The same height could be used to make three 200 cm guys. What are you going to do with three giraffes that you can't fit into a normal-sized car, that you couldn't do with four compact travel-sized guys.

[pipariperho]

[homunculus-argument]

Fun fact: The last time I checked Gandalf's height for a shitpost, one souce stated that he is 167cm/5'6", so my height!!!! The second source I found described Gandalf is "taller than Dwarves and Hobbits, but shorter than Elves and Men."

>:|

[nerdylizard5]

In fact this is not only true but also means that Gandalf is A FULL FOOT SHORTER than Aragorn AND Boromir both!

[homunculus-argument]

Wait I think we've finally put together why Gandalf liked hanging out with hobbits and dwarves.

[homunculus-argument]

My inbox is beautiful this time of the year.

[homunculus-argument]

I find it unreasonable that the only way to get energy is to have energy, and if you don't already have energy, the only way to get it is to rip it out of thin air when you've got none to make one.

[samalander7]

It’s hard to get to the gas station when your tank is empty; usually you gotta call someone to help

[homunculus-argument]

I don't think gas stations are real. I think that's a myth.

[homunculus-argument]

[Freeze frame in the middle of an amazingly wild chase scene of some poor soggy bastard getting chased by an enraged crowd]

"Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering what's going on, and how I got into this situation in the first place."

[The stop unfreezes for a few seconds as this terrified target takes a few more desperate running steps, pausing again just as someone is about to grab his ankle]

"Well, the truth is, I still actually don't know what this was about. But I do know how I got here: I can never resist an angry mob. Now watch me get this fucker."

[the seizing hand grabs the runner by the ankle, he falls down and proceeds to get unceremoniously beaten to death. The protagonist brushes the dust off their clothes and the rest of the movie continues normally. The killing at the beginning scene is never mentioned again.]

[androdragynous]

clips of my friends in big walk x the light that shines when things end from I wrote this for you

[lokaror]

GOUGAR CLAIMS COOL ROCK

[ubersaur]

God forbid women do anything

[justpastsaturn]

She had a good time, too

[wonderwall]

We finally figured out what makes Kristen Stewart smile: hot wings! The “Twilight” star posed for this amazing photo after dining at a Hooters restaurant in Texas recently. Get the details at Wonderwall.com.

[ciqqy]

Every time a gay man says something misogynistic I read a chapter of killing stalking

[cash4bees]

I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes

[dogpuppy]

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