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A humour blog run by a 17 year old boy! No I dont just reblog vines!

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[honeybee-s]

my secret talent is getting tired without doing anything

[intoasylum]

when someone brings up your celebrity crush in a casual conversation and you have to play it cool

[56blogsstillcrazy]

When You Had A Sub The Day Before And The Teacher Starts Reading Off The Names Of The Kids Who Gave Them Trouble

[joeveralls-deactivated20160124]

Call out post

I have a good heart

[unvine-blog]

friend: are u a big spoon or a little spoon?

me: im a knife

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

me: *ignores messages from 50 people* me: *sulks about the one person who won’t message me back*

[purpledrxgon-archive-blog-deact]

me: [wakes up]

[boringangel-deactivated20161201]

me: ugh I’m gonna log out for a bit this is too stressful I’ll see you soon guys 

me in five minutes: 

[tonymacaronnii]

You’ve heard of Grand Theft Auto, now get ready for

stealy wheely automobiley

[rockymountaingothic]

achilles’ heelys

[dutchster]

i wanna do a flash mob with tons of puppies but they’ll probably forget every single move and i’ll try to get angry with them but they’re all just so damn adorable

[goasthed]

one time a friend of mine programmed a thing called “coke.exe” and all it did was bring up a little pop-up that asked you if you were thirsty for cola and if you clicked “yes” it opened your CD tray and said “here is a cup holder”

[toastbutteregg]

THIS IS AMAZING

[hijerking]

babies playing with pets scare me

please don’t hurt the pupper, you Little Screaming Shit Machine™

[wealthyhugepenis-deactivated201]

person: will you be my girlfriend?

me:

[wealthyhugepenis-deactivated201]

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

i just need a hug(e amount of money)

[bombing]

doctor: the operation was a success

me: i didn’t ask