Grand R

Don't take me as a rolemodel

[the-herdier]

Enjolras: "All right, listen up you little shits."

Enjolras: "Not you, Gavroche. You're an angel and we're thrilled you're here."

[unwanted-pylades]

@urchin-of-paris would call you a cunt for not treating him equally

[monsieur-sunshine]

Photodump from our group trip to @enjolmarx and @louiseenjolras's summer home! Thanks for an excellent vacation 💛

[enjolmarx]

It was good to get out of Paris for a bit. Thank you all for joining. I don’t wanna admit it but I needed this kind of distraction from all the work

[bahorelofmonkeys]

I LOVE THE PICTURES SO MUCH ARG

Enj I miss your house already

Quote/memory list from the trip (feel free to add to it!):

If I were to get another tattoo, it would be a rat tattoo" -- me

"I wanna live under a fucking bridge with him" -- @monsieur-sunshine about @ferre-play

"Enjolras can't eat maggots, he's vegan" -- @soft-hearted-poet

@monsieur-umbre somehow convincing us all that he took guitar lessons since he was five, only to have @unwanted-pylades call him out for holding the guitar completely wrong

"I could be drunk, I could be evil…" -- @louiseenjolras, only slightly drunk

Smoking candy cigarettes

Forgotten deodorant

@napoleons-n1-fan being three minutes late to the start of every outing

[enjolmarx]

As if that was the only valid reason NOT to eat maggots…

My personal highlight though was when @unwanted-pylades thought it was a good idea to put the bottles in the pool in order to keep them cool. Thanks to @urchin-of-paris and his good diving skills.

[unwanted-pylades]

LISTEN- in my defense. I was just a weee bit tipsy and forgot that things sink.

@monsieur-sunshine sure made a great job of reminding me >:(( HE PUSHED MEH

[monsieur-sunshine]

Fiddlesticks. Just got the lovely news that my parents are coming to spend August in Paris and are planning to have all my siblings visit at some point, too. I love them dearly and I haven't seen them since Christmas but we Courfeyracs are a rowdy bunch. Not quite sure how to feel. It's a stressful time of year.

[monsieur-sunshine]

uuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

[bahorelofmonkeys]

oh bro. Are they here?

[enjolmarx]

I haven’t slept tonight to say the least.

[unwanted-pylades]

How big is your fucking apartment???? I can barely fit myself and my rats in here

[soft-hearted-poet]

There‘ll be a ren fair just outside of Paris. You free and wanna go? You might have to help me find a good outfit though. Bossuet will also be there.

- @louiseenjolras

OF COURSE! I would love to! And don't you worry, I'm more than happy to help you with the attire. I could go pay you a visit whenever you're free and see what we can do with what you have!

[unwanted-pylades]

Oh I got myself a ticket for that too! I need to experience them bars where they pour ale right into your mouth! Perhaps I'll get to duel with some squire

@enjolmarx would you join us? There will definitely be escapist dreamers there who don't like our current world order... These events tend to attract such folks...

[enjolmarx]

I am this close to cutting my hair short. 👌🏼

It’s. Simply. Too. Hot. And. I‘m. Drowing. In. My. Sweat.

[unwanted-pylades]

Dear, I just got out of a depressive episode. I will host a funeral if you cut your hair. Please Enj at least don't do it yourself, you're horrible at cutting hair (said with love) at least go to a hairdresser. AND PLEASE DON'T LET THEM GIVE YOU A FRAT BOY CUT YOU WILL FAIL OF ATTRACTING ANY WOKE QUEERS TO YOUR CAUSE. I am very serious about this. Looks are very important. I would know since I'm hideous and I fail at most things.

[unwanted-pylades]

Hey R,

Erm we might need some poster designs for upcoming protests. And I wanted to ask you if you‘d design them again. The last ones weren’t too bad. So, wanna meet up for coffee or something to talk about ideas? It‘ll be on me, if course.

- @enjolmarx

My apologies I forgot to answer this- yeah for sure I'd love to design whatever you need from me again. Coffee sounds great!

You free on Sunday? I can take my sketchbook and everything and we could just chill all day and workshop ideas

[not-your-eponine]

fucking FINALLY

look what I’ve been dealing with

[enjolmarx]

Wait, why am I named like that in your phone?

[not-your-eponine]

@unwanted-pylades

[enjolmarx]

What’s that supposed to mean? A-and why do you post our chat on here? And who is „friend zone bestie“? Is it R or what?

[unwanted-pylades]

I jokingly said you're like the Greek god Apollo and ig Ponine decided to roll with it

[enjolmarx]

Why am I even surprised that @unwanted-pylades drinks irish coffee? However, at least his design ideas are good so far.

[unwanted-pylades]

You can't blame me for getting some good Irish coffee for a decent price! I had a great time btw. You really need to chill with some of your organizing. You know every once in a while it's great to just sit down and take a breath you don't need to carry this whole thing on your back

[unwanted-pylades]

Hey R,

Erm we might need some poster designs for upcoming protests. And I wanted to ask you if you‘d design them again. The last ones weren’t too bad. So, wanna meet up for coffee or something to talk about ideas? It‘ll be on me, if course.

- @enjolmarx

My apologies I forgot to answer this- yeah for sure I'd love to design whatever you need from me again. Coffee sounds great!

You free on Sunday? I can take my sketchbook and everything and we could just chill all day and workshop ideas

[not-your-eponine]

fucking FINALLY

look what I’ve been dealing with

[unwanted-pylades]

EPONINE YOU BASTARD I DID NOT AGREE TO YOU SHARING THIS!!!!! GIRL NO THE INTERNET DOES NOT NEED TO SEE OUR DMS!!!!! AND HE DIDN'T ASK ME OUT LIKE THAT JESUS!!!

[freeradicow]

Humans are so frail it's easy to forget how resilient they can be.

[unwanted-pylades]

You calling me weak???? @bahorelofmonkeys how much do you bet I could use missy as my heavy weights?

[bahorelofmonkeys]

Um, no. No, my dude, please don't. Your back! Would be broken! Not even @holly-jolly-joly and @ferre-play together could save you. It's not a question of strength at this point. Missy is a creature on a different scale, a different plane even.

[freeradicow]

You're magnificent, @unwanted-pylades .

[unwanted-pylades]

Well if I'm that great I should be able to lift you.

[freeradicow]

Humans are so frail it's easy to forget how resilient they can be.

[unwanted-pylades]

You calling me weak???? @bahorelofmonkeys how much do you bet I could use missy as my heavy weights?

[enjolmarx]

Don’t worry about the noise, @ferre-play @monsieur-sunshine . There was a spider in my room. I tried to shoot it. I missed.

[napoleons-n1-fan]

You tried to what.

[enjolmarx]

Not a good idea. There‘s hole in my wall now. Maybe I should cover it with a picture?

[unwanted-pylades]

I can paint you something if need be. Or I have spares to share

[enjolmarx]

Something small and revolutionary?

[unwanted-pylades]

I could paint you a barricade? Or like a beat up cop? Karl Marx? Idk what else would be inspirational for you

[unwanted-pylades]

Hey R,

Erm we might need some poster designs for upcoming protests. And I wanted to ask you if you‘d design them again. The last ones weren’t too bad. So, wanna meet up for coffee or something to talk about ideas? It‘ll be on me, if course.

- @enjolmarx

My apologies I forgot to answer this- yeah for sure I'd love to design whatever you need from me again. Coffee sounds great!

You free on Sunday? I can take my sketchbook and everything and we could just chill all day and workshop ideas

[enjolmarx]

Sunday works fine. There‘s some meeting with another local group that evening but I think I can just ask @bahorelofmonkeys to attend for me. He probably knows everyone there anyways.

Any place you have in mind? Or just the Corinthe as always?

[unwanted-pylades]

Corinthe will do fine. Support small businesses also it's close to home

[unwanted-pylades]

Hey R,

Erm we might need some poster designs for upcoming protests. And I wanted to ask you if you‘d design them again. The last ones weren’t too bad. So, wanna meet up for coffee or something to talk about ideas? It‘ll be on me, if course.

- @enjolmarx

My apologies I forgot to answer this- yeah for sure I'd love to design whatever you need from me again. Coffee sounds great!

You free on Sunday? I can take my sketchbook and everything and we could just chill all day and workshop ideas

[enjolmarx]

Don’t worry about the noise, @ferre-play @monsieur-sunshine . There was a spider in my room. I tried to shoot it. I missed.

[napoleons-n1-fan]

You tried to what.

[enjolmarx]

Not a good idea. There‘s hole in my wall now. Maybe I should cover it with a picture?

[unwanted-pylades]

I can paint you something if need be. Or I have spares to share

[urchin-of-paris]

hey enjyyyy @enjolmarx

wouldn't you like a present?

[enjolmarx]

I feel like it would just be even more of an invitation to get beaten up by neoliberals to wear this. But I‘m not sure of it‘s the kind of provocation I want or not

[freeradicow]

Does it come in cow size L?

[enjolmarx]

cow sizes also follow this stupid letter code???

[freeradicow]

The fashion industry is one of the worst case of mindlessness and unecessary complexity in terminal stage capitalism.

@soft-hearted-poet and @unwanted-pylades could probably make us something nicer that would actually fit.

[unwanted-pylades]

why buy shirt-shaped plastic for a gazillion euros when you could just rework old fabric and put a sick design on it with your own bare hands? Whatever you need hmu

[unwanted-pylades]

You flirt with sending roses and chocolate. I flirt with trying to make protest signs and political art to appease his world view.

We are not the same.

[unwanted-pylades]

I painted "Workers of the world unite" on @freeradicow do y'all think this will work to charm Enj?