Who Even Knows

[captain-price-returns]

Diversity of right wing thought on display

[strictlyquadrilateral]

one time i went to the doctor and said "i think i have some sort of damage in my neck from hurting it on a trampoline as a teen" and the doctor said "no you don't." and i said, "well, the day after i hurt my neck, my bioparents tried to make me climb a mountain because they didn't believe i was hurt, and just a few minutes up the mountain i sat down on the side of the trail because i was in so much pain i couldn't keep walking, and they just left me there, and eventually i forced myself to climb the rest of the mountain because i was terrified they were going to legitimately abandon me on the side of the mountain forever. and i'm here today because it just recently occurred to me that when most people say 'i have a crick in my neck' they mean 'i slept funny and now i'm a little sore' and not 'i'm functionally bedbound at the moment due to severe neck pain'." and the doctor said "you have permanent nerve damage in your neck."

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[wertfi-penguin]

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

[geekyhistoriansunite]

[redstonedust]

i dont see it as much these days but im fond of the thing where people imply characters have had sex by just. drawing them in eachother clothes. and everyone understands the implication of this as if outfit swapping is a default and expect part of the post-sex experience.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’ve never tamed a cat before in Minecraft and apparently they sleep in your bed with you if you let them follow you around which is so adorable

[lakevida]

everyone seems to be doing quite well

[dogpuppy]

[replicated]

i'm not really into blondes but this is an objectively absurd connection to make

[not100bees]

In order to be properly non-pedophilic you have to want to fuck somebody old but not with gray or white hair because that's too close to blonde which as we've established is the hair color of children. So ideally somebody old as fuck but bald. And obviously wanting to have sex with a man is misogynistic so it has to be a woman. And it can't be a white woman because that would be racist and it can't be a woman of color because that would be fetishistic, so ideally a woman with some unnatural skin color, oh let's say, purple. But it can't be an alien, because we don't know anything about alien life cycles so it could be an alien child or an alien that looks like a child. So it has to be an animal from Earth, but obviously one of human level intelligence that can communicate is otherwise that would be bestiality. So an old purple female animal that can speak English. I think the only creature you can be hot for is the Ant Queen from A Bug's Life.

[kholdseid]

[dogpuppy]

[memeuplift]

[sizhens-deactivated20250415]

At this point in think that D&D has more ardent support than lutheranism. And it's adherents are somehow even more annoying.

[sizhens-deactivated20250415]

this is officially my worst post... god... i've lost everyuthing... fuck... fuck....!

[kingarniestar-deactivated202509]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST WAY TO FUMBLE SOMEONE

[psych-is-the-name]

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[redstonedust]

tumblr blaze is such a funny feature. every blazed post ive ever seen has replies full of people cursing op out for forcing them to see it. for a small fee you too can invite strangers to be mad at you. pay money to be publicly shamed for your x reader fic. incredible.