Hot Damn

once I was ill and my IT teacher showed my youtube videos to the class

[lakevida]

everyone seems to be doing quite well

[shitpostingkats]

I know a lot of games have you playing as ✨️superhuman badasses✨️ but the way it's being presented in Devil May Cry is especially entertaining to me. We've got these demon boys, and they're duct taping jet engines to their swords. The item description is like "yeah this is a stupid idea but by virtue of its wielder being stronger than a frieght train its somehow working as intended. No one else would think of this because most people live in a world of normal physics." Other characters have to learn spells and do little tricks to upgrade their movement tech, but when Dante wants to run faster, he simply runs faster. Doublejump is a state of mind. I almost feel bad for these demons I'm fighting, because I too would fly into an enraged state if I tried to throw a car at this white haired brat and he walked it off by doing a little comedy skit about it. This one family is running around with nigh unlimited physical power and instead of styling themselves in the image of gods they're channeling the immortal legacy of Bugs Bunny.

[guerrillatech]

[sleepyjim2]

ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.

[kosmogrl]

[segamascott]

[speedlimit15]

[dogpuppy]

[navigatorsnorth]

Phenomenal spare wheel cover I walked past the other day

[championofdogs]

Hi pervert! I've ô’btained an item...

[what-even-is-thiss]

“Your pets only love you because you feed them”

Yeah well that’s also how your relationship with your parents starts out but more stuff happens after that doesn’t it

[fieldexplores]

Never Learned - Gator Days

[twenty-fourth-order-simulacra]

...the alt text?

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[dogcunt]

reinstalled grindr and this was thee last dm someone sent me lmfao

[wordfather]

i love it when im rereading a story and i find these little breadcrumbs of foreshadowing the author left. everytime im like “ohoho!!!! i wouldve gotten that before if i had the big picture!!! and now i do!!! delightful!!!” and idk i just love being able to read the same story twice but have two different experiences. i like when a story has so many layers that it can keep you entertained for a long time as you unravel all its secret nooks and crannies. thats a good story.

[wordfather]

@blueforthevirus

you just summed up my post in one meme and im in love with you for it

[ivafakename]

YOUNG MAN!

There's no need to feel down,

I MEAN YOUNG THEY!

I forgot your pronoun,

[ivafakename]

Prev do you think it's okay to just go on other people's posts and be funnier than them?

[dogpuppy]