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Happy Spam Saturday! - #23
It’s been a while since I did one of these but in honor of Fantastic Beasts being out now, have some Eddie :)
(Part 1)
!! MILD SPOILERS FOR FBAWTFT !!
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Warning: Incoming spam of Eddie (part 2)
Happy Spam Saturday! - #23
It’s been a while since I did one of these but in honor of Fantastic Beasts being out now, have some Eddie :)
(Part 1)
!! MILD SPOILERS FOR FBAWTFT !!
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them → A Foursome of Heroes
This time instead of a trio, I’ve got a foursome. There is a friendship that develops, that is the most important thing in the movie, that’s what carries you on. J.K. Rowling
Newt Scamander; [x]
“My philosophy is if you worry, you suffer twice.”
Hey, Newt, why did you keep me around?
Meet the creatures from ‘Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them’
Niffler - mischievous, yet adorable creatures that look like a cross between a mole and a duck-billed platypus and like to steal shiny things. The animals have a magical pouch that allows them to store their treasures.
Bowtruckle - cute little critters that look like a cross between some sort of Praying Mantis and a stick bug brought to life. Unlike stick bugs, Bowtruckles are actually made out tree stems, with their own little branches. They are particularly adept at picking locks.
Demiguise - primate-like critters, which resemble a little orangutan, that have the ability to become invisible at will. They can also see the immediate future, making them hard to catch.
Erumpent - these large creatures look like a rhinoceros, but can actually be quite friendly despite their intimidating form. On the top of their head is a massive, glowing horn full of a lethal fluid which will explode anything it pierces.
Thunderbird - big and beautiful majestic birds. Not only can they create storms by flapping their wings, but they can also sense danger.
Occamy - two-legged winged serpents that look like a mix between a bird and a dragon. As Newt explains in the film, their egg shells are made of pure silver, and they have the ability to shrink or grow to fit in the space available to them.
Nundu - gigantic leopards-like creatures whose necks expand like a puffer fish
Swooping Evil - reptiles with the wings of a beautiful butterfly. Their venom can be used to rid of bad memories.
Graphorns - dinosaur-like creatures whose hides are tougher than a dragon’s and can repel most spells. Newt revealed he had the only breeding pair left in the world and, thanks to his care, they already had one offspring.
UNMUTE PLEASE
Wooo! Superhero landing! You know that’s really hard on your knees; totally impractical but they all do it.
boss shit
As a 19 year old, I oddly love Target as if I were a suburban mother of four
An actual conversation between me and my lowkey homophobic Polish dad
Dad: I saw, like, half an episode of that Orange Is The New Black show that you and [cousin] were talking about..
Me [internally]: oh shit
Dad: And something really got to me
Me: *prepares for speech about sex, lesbians, prison is not cool etc*
Dad: There's a Russian character there
Me: ...Red?!
Dad: Yeah, but they said her real name was Reznikov. She's Russian, so her name wouldn't be Reznikov, it would be Reznikova. Reznikov is the masculine version.
Me: THAT'S what bothered you about OITNB?!
Dad: Yeah. I'm going to write to them.
@SteveSuckington
When your lady on her period.
this got funnier as it went
“Don’t call her a bitch but
GET YOUR BITCH SOME CHOCOLATE”
Facts 😂
There needs to be some sort of induction ceremony
This is the only comedy sketch that doesn’t make fun of women and their period. It try’s to make you relies how weird and annoying periods really are. That’s really refreshing