Unova PD Chief

To Protect And Serve

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This blog is operated by Unova Chief of Police, Victoria Heralds.

the purpose of this blog is to allow for the gap in our force on this site to be filled. Nevertheless most asks will be filed by my assistant.

signing off.

//heeyyyyyy it's @brokenxana again! This is going to be a very important villain blog for my story stuff, despite being like the "Cheif of police" she'd be like a Damon Gant type character, not responsible for investigation mostly responsible for signing warrants for searches. That isn't to say her hands are clean though, have fun!

oh, this blog will be dealing with general ACAB topics and police brutality as a fair warning. Clowning on the chiefs assistant is fully allowed and permitted as well as in character anon hate

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Good Evening, I am Miss Victoria Heralds assistant, you may refer to me as L as it ads a little air of mystery to me. While I may be her assistant I do not hold the same power as her since I am not official police.

However as her assistant I will be able to relay information through her as well as process evidence and testimony provided.

Thanking all of you for helping keep Unova and her people safe!

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[A link! To the song 'when we didnt get along' from pnf]

Lmao this is Victoria about Silas isnt it.

Um.

What? What in the world is this for?

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you have em! you know what to do.

I'm just.

Going to see about the return policy.

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Pelipper mail! estrogen bottle

...

Is there a return address?

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pelipper mail!

it's an unmarked package, it just says "For Lawrence" written on the top.

inside is a bunch of estrogen patches.

Oh dear I appear to have gotten the wrong package, this must be for a different Lawrence

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You know...

That werelopunny.

Maybe you should befriend her. Yk, because of exposure therapy reasons

And consider: if werepokemon ARE as scary as you think: wouldn't having one as a friend make you infinitely safer?

AbsoLUTELY not!!

If things go south I'm hoping to move further north from all the supernatural stuff

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Not for long

Are you aware of what you are typing?

I feel like you are sending things to this ask box without thinking

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well iis it a yes or no dude

Uhh, no???

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You'd make a great woman, Larry

We may need to forcefem you

Do... Do I still have to post these?

What in the word is going on?

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what'd she say

Ah she stated that the question was of no interest to her, to put it simply

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Larry, relay a message. tell Victoria that transgenderism would save her

estrogen would save you too mr Butz

I uh don't think she would really appreciate this message but, I'll uh show her

No comment

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Image recovered from [April 16th 2025 from PC/Victoria/Pictures/AT]

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hey did you hear Silas' kid drove himself into a tree? its hilarious

Oh that is rather unfortunate, may his recovery be swift

But yes I heard, I saw it in the news.

- L

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Anons clearly a member of it, or found it by accident.

I suspect you may be right, Anon.

- L

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Ms. Heralds are you aware there is a fansite dedicated to calling you the most gorgeous person in unova?

I um, asked her. If she uh knew and she only had one comment to make. In her words uh

"How would you know if such a thing?"

Have a kind day!

- L

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looking for other employment avenues, L?

Ms.Heralds advised its best I keep my options open, we dont know how assured my employment is currently

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📝: a text file

Larry W. Wyatt Job Application

Good evening BCN Inc.

I have been sending my resume to different businesses around and have recently been recommended a position by a colleague. I believe my skills of Data Analysis (having sorted and organized files for my current boss for over 6 years now) and ability to coordinate and communicate with members of a team will provide plenty of use to the network.

A colleague of mine should have recommended me for the position availible. Though I am more than flexible to assist anywhere.

Contact me at: (: